Earlier today, we told you about GM shutting down its Hummer brand, and we mourned the mega-truck's passing by sharing with you photos of some hot Hummer-worshiping babes. When we were thinking of ways to document the (eventual) loss of Hummers from America's highways, one of our other ideas was to find a bunch of funny Hummer license plates. Check out 11 more hilarious examples after the jump.  Keep Reading »

Last week the world buzzed about the opening of the world's tallest building, the Google Phone, and the AVN Awards. This week Detroit is in the limelight for the 2010 North American International Auto Show, where the major players of the automotive industry are unveiling their latest and greatest whips for 2011. The New York Times' Wheels Blog, Motor Authority, Aol. Autoblog, and Jalopnik have correspondents on the ground covering the 21st annual event. Although it's only the first day of the show, attendees are already uploading pictures to auto blogs and Twitter. In the meantime, we've been able to track down viral pictures of the pimped-out rides that are turning heads on the convention floor.

More pictures and car porn to drool over after the jump. Stay tuned for more coverage of the Detroit Auto Show as the week progresses.  Keep Reading »

Everyone knows a Tahoe is one of the ultimate Bro-cars, but I've always been a Blue Oval man myself, why isn't the Expedition/Excursion considered a bro car, in my opinion they're over all better built and better trucks...  Keep Reading »

"Oh Thank Heaven for 7-Eleven." That's what one of the auto industry's manufacturers could be saying in the near future. It's true. 7-Eleven is toying with the idea of selling cars at its convenience store...  Keep Reading »

So call me Ishmael, but the new Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition SUV is a vehicle made for an ego-maniac like Captain Ahab himself. With a posh interior garnished with gold, diamonds, and rubies, this new armored SUV is the ultimate luxury car for paranoid plutocrats who've always dreamed of road-tripping across war torn Eastern Europe in an armored V8. The luxury and automobile blogosphere is abuzz over the vehicle's main selling point: leather seats made from the soft, plush skin of Moby Dick's penis. The car is set to debut at the 2010 Top Marques auto show in Monaco.

The smooth skin of a whale's penis, according to Dartz's website, is "the only piece of whale skin that can be tanned and made into leather." Therefore, the company adds, "it is easy to make penis color [the color] of your choice."  Keep Reading »

Ken Block's auto shenanigans are back. In "Gymkhana Two Project, The Infomercial," our favorite tire-slaying, Subaru-driving, product-whoring wheelman now finds himself making asphalt art in the Port of Los Angeles. Banking on the monstrous viral success of his first gymkhana video, Block's latest adrenaline orgy looks like a kick-ass bonus level in a video game. With super slo-mo action for powerslide money shots involving water balloons and rows of fluorescent tube lights (WTF?) to a climax that'll blow your, uh, shipping container, this second offering ranks among "Aliens" and "Terminator 2" for hell-yeah sequels. But before you head to your nearest Wal Mart parking lot to do E-brake turns around shopping cart racks, remember Block's a professional rally driver with infinite tires to destroy and millions of dollars to waste. That, and your girlfriend's dainty Jetta would likely explode with you at the wheel.

A few minutes before 8 a.m. today, General Motors filed for bankruptcy. President Obama will speak just before noon and the company will hold its own press conference shortly thereafter. GM's stock will fall out of the Dow Jones industrial average (Cisco will replace it), although it is trading up $0.17 today to $0.92/share (thank the short sellers for that). For a bit of history, we thought we'd take a look at GM's ticker over the last 10 years. Check out the chart above. Pretty sad to see such a giant in American capitalism fall.

I was recently in the market for a new car so naturally I sifted through Consumer Reports and read up on safety ratings, performance reviews, and gas mileage. In all my research, however, there was one key factor missing: How comfortable is it to have sex in? Even though couples have been having sex in cars for decades -- I'm pretty sure I was conceived in one -- I doubt it's an appropriate question to ask during the test drive. But I really think that it could be a good selling point. Heated seats? Check. Tinted windows? Check. Economical? Having sex in a car is much cheaper than renting a hotel room. Double check (if you're lucky). More importantly, it's spontaneous and the idea of getting caught by a stranger (so long as it's not the police) is pretty hot. Like the perfect partner, the perfect car for steamy-windowed seduction would be a combination of form and function. Let's discuss:

10. Volkswagen Type 2 (aka "Hippie Van")

With plenty of space to change positions and curtains to ensure privacy, this car was built with naughty adventures in mind. Light a jay, throw on some psychedelic rock, and head to some sort of outdoor festivity. This is the perfect car to lure uninhibited hippie chicks -- and bonus -- there's plenty of room for a threesome.

9. Dodge Ram 2500

For the more voyeuristic lovers, a pickup truck with an extended bed is a great option. Lay an air mattress or sleeping bag in the back and have sex under the stars. Just be careful how much noise you make because there is no rooftop or windows to muffle the sound.  Keep Reading »

Got $4500 to throw down? Sign up for the Lamborghini Academy where beginners get the chance to develop real-world racing skills under a professional's guidance...driving a Lamborghini Gallardo LP 560-4. Pretty sick.

Bros, I'm moving down to New Orleans for a 9 month stint and need a car to tool around in. I'm thinking some type of 4 wheel drive convertible. Right now a black Geo Tracker with lime green graphics is atop my list....  Keep Reading »

Also known as "car rodeo," the sport of gymkhana is catching fire in America. What the hell is gymkhana? Originally a word intended to describe a gentlemanly meeting of equestrians ponying up around an obstacle course, now machineheads like California native and Rally America star Ken Block have their own definition. Block, also a co-founder of DC Shoes, has a bevy of Subaru STIs that he rotates for various motorsports antics (including jumping 171 feet in one) but here he demonstrates what it means to cowboy up in gymkhana speak. And you thought your parallel parking was smooth.

Recently BroBible sat down with 23-year-old singer and cross-country automotive rally driver Kristine Elezaj. Kristine's new single "Always" is available now on . BB: Do you get a bigger rush from racing high-end...  Keep Reading »

BB: Have you ever gone out with a fan? Good experience or bad? KE: I've never gone out with someone who I've met that's been a fan of mine because of what I do. I think, however, all significant others are each...  Keep Reading »

This article suggests five things men don't know about women. Item 1: Women get "blue balls." Do women even know this about women?  Keep Reading »