I was recently in the market for a new car so naturally I sifted through Consumer Reports and read up on safety ratings, performance reviews, and gas mileage. In all my research, however, there was one key factor missing: How comfortable is it to have sex in? Even though couples have been having sex in cars for decades -- I'm pretty sure I was conceived in one -- I doubt it's an appropriate question to ask during the test drive. But I really think that it could be a good selling point. Heated seats? Check. Tinted windows? Check. Economical? Having sex in a car is much cheaper than renting a hotel room. Double check (if you're lucky). More importantly, it's spontaneous and the idea of getting caught by a stranger (so long as it's not the police) is pretty hot. Like the perfect partner, the perfect car for steamy-windowed seduction would be a combination of form and function. Let's discuss:

10. Volkswagen Type 2 (aka "Hippie Van")

With plenty of space to change positions and curtains to ensure privacy, this car was built with naughty adventures in mind. Light a jay, throw on some psychedelic rock, and head to some sort of outdoor festivity. This is the perfect car to lure uninhibited hippie chicks -- and bonus -- there's plenty of room for a threesome.

9. Dodge Ram 2500

For the more voyeuristic lovers, a pickup truck with an extended bed is a great option. Lay an air mattress or sleeping bag in the back and have sex under the stars. Just be careful how much noise you make because there is no rooftop or windows to muffle the sound.  Keep Reading »