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'Hit the Bitch' Domestic Violence PSA Website Carries Important Lesson: Don't Hit the Bitch

by AG | November 18, 2009 at 2:31 p.m.
The latest public service announcement to spark controversy just launched in Denmark, and boy is it a doozy. "Hit The Bitch" allows users to use their mouse or computer camera to literally hit a woman across the face. You start off as "100% pussy" and try to make your way up to "100% gangsta," all the while the woman gets more bruised and battered. When you win, you're actually called a "100% idiot" because, yes, this is a PSA for domestic violence. Go click on the link if you must, but we'll save you the time and effort: DON'T HIT WOMEN! In our ongoing debate about what is Bro or Not Bro, domestic violence is at the top of the list of things that are decidedly Not Bro. I don't care how much a girl is pissing you off or who she cheated on you with. Just walk the fuck away. Don't hit women. /End rant.
Views: 596 Category: GIRLS Rating: (Unrated) 1 comment

FanFeedr Founder Ty Ahmad-Taylor Knows How to Get You the Sports News You Need Now

by AG | November 2, 2009 at 1:30 p.m.
These days, sports fans are inundated with sports content on the web, from ESPN.com and SI.com to blogs to local papers to Twitter to cheerleader photos to this very site's Yankees ramblings. Enter FanFeedr.com, a new website designed to help you find out the latest info about your favorite teams and players as they're happening. BroBible caught up with Bro Entrepreneur Ty Ahmad-Taylor, CEO and Founder of FanFeedr, last week to learn more about a site that could change the way you follow sports.

BROBIBLE: So how does FanFeedr help a fan sift through all the sports clutter that's out there on the web?

Ty Ahmad-Taylor: The pain point that we are trying to solve is allowing sports fans to connect with their teams and players as opposed to a single web site that may cover that team or player. There are four local papers in New York, and they all do a great job of covering the local teams, but there isn't one place for me to go to get all of my San Francisco 49ers news and information (that includes Yahoo, ESPN, FoxSports and others.)

How do you balance the feeds so that there's a good mix of breaking news, injury updates, and scores with more fun, entertaining stories?  Keep Reading »
Views: 316 Category: SPORTS Rating: (All-In) 0 comments

When to Pee at Boring Parts in Movies, Plus Tattoo This Girl's, Um, Canvas

by AG | September 3, 2009 at 5:36 p.m.


We stumble across new websites, iPhone apps, and Twitter feeds worth recommending all the time, and since we've got a backlog of links to share, we thought we'd unload all of them in one post. First and foremost is Run Pee, the website so brilliantly promoted on last night's "Hard Knocks" by Jordan Palmer (Carson's brother). Here's the concept: If you're a frequent peer, and often find yourselves running down the aisle when you're out at the movie theater and missing all the best parts, you can download this iPhone app and find out the best times to run to the bathroom during a movie. While at the urinal or sitting on the can, you can follow along with the plot on your phone (which will usually fall during non-critical moments in the film, anyway) and sit back in your seat having missed nothing. Brilliant.

After the jump, links to a site where you can tattoo a girl's tits, another that will cause your term paper to self-destruct, a Twitter devoted to stuff crazy shit some guy's dad says, and another really handy iPhone app.  Keep Reading »
Views: 930 Category: RANDOM Rating: (Unrated) 0 comments

LacrosseRecruits.com Founders Have Some College Coaches They Want to Put You In Touch With

by AG | September 1, 2009 at 3:18 p.m.
Getting into college is an intimidating experience for any high school student, but for student athletes hoping to get recruited by a major (or not-so-major) program, it's even more nerve-rattling. It's no wonder many turn for help to the various recruiting websites that have popped up over the past decade or so. For former Wesleyan lacrosse teammates Chris Meade and Matt Wheeler, however, their beloved sport needed its own recruiting website, which could link up high school laxers with college coaches. The duo founded LacrosseRecruits.com in 2008 and are preparing a site overhaul this fall. BroBible caught up with Meade and Wheeler recently to discuss, among other topics, the latest site developments, the importance of game video, and the emergence of players from outside the Northeast.

BROBIBLE: What are your lacrosse backgrounds? Have you played your entire lives?

CHRIS MEADE: I was fortunate to grow up on Long Island around the corner from a bunch of lax families. Like most other people, I played Little League until I burnt out at age 11. Lacrosse was more fun and it was considered cool to play. At that point, I fell in love with the sport and have been devoted ever since.

MATT WHEELER: Like Chris, I grew up in a town (Darien, Conn.) that is very serious about lacrosse so I started real young as well. I actually switched from attack to goalie between 8th and 9th grade because my speed was just too much for people to handle so they made me jump in net.

What was the inspiration behind you guys starting LacrosseRecruits.com?  Keep Reading »
Views: 872 Category: SPORTS Rating: (Unrated) 0 comments

The 10 Best Free Porn Sites on the Web, Reviewed and Graded

by Waffles McButter | June 3, 2009 at 1:15 p.m.


Suffering from blue balls? Sick and tired of searching the web for hours just to find a good clip of porn to fuck yourself too? Hate the way elderly people smell? Well today is your lucky day because I can solve two of those problems! The powers that be here at BroBible recently asked me to take on the daunting task of finding 10 of the best free porn sites the web has to offer. When I began my search, I thought it was going to be easy -- an assignment that I could just breeze through. But much to my chagrin, the majority of the sites I came across either only had videos from Xvideos.com or they rerouted me to other websites that had videos from Xvideos.com. With hours of research now under my belt, an abundance of stains on my sheets, and a bone-dry bottle of Lubriderm in my garbage pail, I am confident that the list below will provide our readers a sound pornographic foundation that they can use to throttle themselves well into the next decade.

UPDATE: Click here to read 10 More of the Best Free Porn Sites on the Web, Reviewed and Graded!

Xvideos.com
With a new video added every 3 minutes, it's no wonder so many other sites are using Xvideos.com's content. The videos seem to take longer than Pornhub's to load and the picture quality isn't as good. But with almost 115,000 videos in their extensive catalog, if you can't find one to whack off to, you can probably conclude that you are asexual.
Overall Grade: A

Pornhub.com
Far and away one of the best porn sites on the web today. Pornhub was even rated the #1 adult site of 2009 by PK & Associates... whoever the fuck they are. The viewing screen for the videos is the best around, the clips download fast, and there are no hoops to jump through. They also have a mobile version for your iPhone or BlackBerry, which is a nice feature if you like to masturbate while driving or when you're on the shitter at work. Just be sure that you're not a moaner and that your loads don't fire with the power of a steam engine.
Overall Grade: A  Keep Reading »
Views: 1862012 Category: GIRLS Rating: (All-In) 45 comments

Best New Websites of the Day

by AG | April 30, 2009 at 4:37 p.m.
DoIHaveSwineFlu.org

and the alternative:

DoIHavePigFlu.com
Views: 85 Category: NEWS Rating: (Unrated) 0 comments

What Would You Do In Order to Bang Scarlett Johannson?

by AG | April 21, 2009 at 11:07 a.m.


We're loving the new site, Things I Would Do To Bang Scarlett Johannson, which every days lists 10 things the author would do to, well, bang Scarlett Johannson. Pretty easy concept, right? Actually, pretty brilliant. Check out the latest batch and keep an eye on the site for much more.

60. Murder a dolphin
59. Brunch with Travis Tritt
58. Print out Wikipedia
57. Pierce my ear with a three-hole punch
56. Pretend to be a Canadian
55. Eat only mustard for a week
54. Get really high at a screening of Gandhi
53. Lose any one toe
52. Shave my eyebrows asymmetrically
51. Bring nachos supreme onto Space Mountain

A few gratuitous ScarJo shots after the jump.  Keep Reading »
Views: 1174 Category: GIRLS Rating: (Unrated) 0 comments

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