We have gotten a ton of suggestions lately and this week I really wanted to get Jenni Lee up here as our Porn Star of the Week but sadly, there aren't that many pictures of Jenni on the web that we can deem as "usable" for our post. Basically she takes a lot of pics fully nude or chowing down on a dick. So, until I do more digging and find a pot of Jenni Lee gold, I decided to go with the very natural, Brea Bennett.

Young Ms. Bennett first hit the scene in 2007 after winning Jenna Jameson's HBO show, Jenna's American Sex Star but according to this interview, Brea isn't interested in just being a porn star, she plans to prove that she can use porn as a stepping stone into an acting or singing career. Gee, where have I heard that before? Oh yea, from every other porn star in a free world. Anyway, during a far more interesting, and much less delusional, part of the interview, Brea was asked what her favorite type of scene to perform was and she responded by saying, "Probably the solo-masturbation and the pussy licking because the camera goes right up into my pussy and it's like the guy or girl who's watching the movie is actually between my legs pleasuring me and I thought that was pretty awesome."

Check out the entire interview or just skip that bullshit and find some of Brea's work on any of these free porn sites.

Vital stats and tons of NSFW photos after the jump.  Keep Reading »

This is the latest installment of Ask A Bro with Waffles McButter. Got a question of your own for Waffles? Email wafflesmcbutter@brobible.com. You can also now follow Waffles on Twitter or be his friend on Facebook.

Waffles,

My bros and I were discussing some horror stories in the bedroom and we were wondering what is the worst thing a guy could do in bed that would totally ruin it with a chick?

Thanks,
CuBro19  Keep Reading »

Lanny Barby has several admirers of her work in the Brommunity. Since requesting your submissions two weeks ago, I've received 11 emails and 2 comments with her name nominated in them. So in an effort to prove my father wrong and show him that you can always get what you want, I decided to not only do Lanny Barby as our Porn Star of the Week, but I put 13 NSFW photos of Lanny after the jump -- one for each of you animals to call your very own.

Lanny has been in the industry since she turned 18 years old and as you will see (after the jump), she has worked under every possible combination of the words Lanny and Barby. In 2005 -- when she inked an exclusive deal with Vivid Entertainment -- Lanny finally made the decision to legally choose her name. Any way you spell it, Lanny Barby truly looks like a quintessential porn star. From her buoyant fake tits to her 12-inch fuck me pumps, this is one dame who is not attemping to pass as the girl next door.

It was reported in April of 2009 that Barby was hanging up her talented orifices and retiring from the industry. Whether or not that rumor holds water is still a mystery because after an exhausting 45 second investigation, I was still not able to corroborate it. If Lanny is just a lowly civilian like the rest of us, at least we still can find some of her finest work on any of these porn sites.

Vital information and tons of NSFW photos after the jump.  Keep Reading »

Note from Waffles: To have the chicks at your school/alma mater dissected or if you are a feminist swine with a bone to pick, email me at WafflesMcButter@BroBible.com.

To the chagrin of many of you, I will not be doing the Naval Academy this week. Like most of you, I initially saw the pure comedy that would come out of slicing apart the women there, but then AG made me realize that some articles -- especially those that speak ill towards people who will be serving and protecting our country once they graduate -- should not be written. So it's not that we have gotten soft or no longer want to take hefty shits on people (because that fire still burns bright), it's just that we won't rip apart the people who risk their lives every day so that people like us can sit back and enjoy freedom.

So this week we are continuing with our apparent SEC theme and dissecting the chicks at the University of Kentucky. I did not choose UK because I am trying to complete the SEC schools (eventually we will get to them all) but because March Madness is approaching and with Kentucky being a tournament favorite, there really isn't a more opportune time during the year than now to finally remove them from the purgatory that is my ever-expanding list. (Side Note: If you happen to detest all things related to Kentucky basketball -- John Wall's pathetic excuse for a dance, Coach Calipari's greasy haired gusto and the heartrending departure of Ashley Judd's good looks -- then you might be in luck because it has come to my attention that a BroBible curse may exist. It is still too early to say, but Villanova's basketball team suffered three losses immediately after their College Chick Breakdown was posted on Feb 15.)  Keep Reading »

It's been a while since we launched a new T-shirt in our BroBible Gear store, and this is our first of many new designs to come. These particular T-shirts, emblazoned with a vintage Waffles logo, are printed on an extremely soft material for that "Hey, this feels like Jesus (or your preferred deity) is hugging me" sensation. Made from a blend of sheep's wool, tit milk, and exploded ovaries, the Waffles T-shirts won't irritate your skin and they definitely won't shrink or become harder than a cum sock (even if you choose to use it as one) after you wash it.

But seriously, the shirts are printed on high quality cotton and they currently come in three colors -- Indigo Blue, Heather Gray, and Charcoal -- and in all sizes, even small for the ladies, midgets, or wimpy bros out there.

To purchase your own distressed Waffles logo T-shirt today, go to the BroBible Gear store.

It's that time of the week again, bros. The time for me to post a tasty twat for our readers to fap off too -- should you find her assets to worthy of such an exercise, of course. After my small plea for help last week, I had a few people write in to suggest or nominate some porn stars that they'd like to see go up as the Porn Star of the Week. To be honest, some of the chicks that people recommended scared the shit out of me and will never be our Porn Star of the Week. Not to say that all submissions were horse shit, but what some people whack off to is disgraceful. Your dicks deserve better than that. Your dicks deserve a star like Lacie Heart. So thanks to a reader, who asked to remain nameless,for suggesting her.

Lacie is a 23 year old, American girl who despite working in LA, currently resides in Arizona. After she fucks her way through college (actual payment plan), Lacie has aspirations of being a museum curator. According to multiple sources, she is currently dating a fellow pornographer, Scott Nails, and has decided that he will be the only guy that gets to pump her ass on screen. Lacie plans on giving up porn once her education is finished so she is a perishable porn star. Get her while the getting is good or hope that her lavish dreams of museum curation don't pan out. Check out more of Lacie after the jump.  Keep Reading »

Note from Waffles: College Chick Breakdowns is a weekly piece that sets out to explore all different types of chicks that one might encounter at a certain institution of higher learning. I am currently working through a lot of past requests but to have the chicks at your school/alma mater dissected or if you are a feminist swine with a bone to pick, email me at WafflesMcButter@BroBible.com.

Last week we got an email to do the University of Alabama. For various reasons I decided to push this to the top of the list, mainly because I have been neglecting larger institutions for a while now and I felt the need to travel south to finally give our brothers below the Mason-Dixon line some love. It's not that I hate focusing on smaller schools in the Northeast, because I don't (I understand a large segment of the Brommunity resides there). It's just that every time I have to write about a religious college -- Catholic, Methodist, Jesuit, or otherwise -- a little part of me commits suicide.  Keep Reading »

After weeks of posting these cock pleasures, it seems to me that most people are in favor of natural tits, natural lips, and a star with a face that doesn't have more craters than the fucking moon. After combing through several sites I came across Eve Angel, a 26-year-old Hungarian babe that seems to fit that preferred criteria. But hey, one man's natural beauty is another man's flat-chested garbage, so judge for yourself.

Eve was born in Budapest, Hungary, and she works under several aliases but most searches to find her work will be successful by searching for "Eve Angel." Rumor has it that Eve only works with women these days, but there are still plenty of good clips out there in the free porn site universe of her getting pounded by a dude.  Keep Reading »

It's been a while since we launched a new T-shirt in our BroBible Gear store, and this is our first of many new designs to come. These particular T-shirts, emblazoned with a distressed Waffles logo, are printed on an extremely soft material for that "Hey, this feels like Jesus (or your preferred deity) is hugging me" sensation. Made from a blend of sheep's wool, tit milk, and exploded ovaries, the Waffles T-shirts won't irritate your skin and they definitely won't shrink or become harder than a cum sock (even if you choose to use it as one) after you wash it.

But seriously, the shirts are printed on high quality cotton and they currently come in three colors -- Indigo Blue, Heather Gray, and Charcoal -- and in all sizes, even small for the ladies, midgets, or wimpy bros out there.

To purchase your own distressed Waffles logo T-shirt today, go to the BroBible Gear store.

Note from Waffles: College Chick Breakdowns is a weekly piece that sets out to explore all different types of chicks that one might encounter at a certain institution of higher learning. I am currently working through a lot of past requests but to have the chicks at your school/alma mater dissected or if you are a feminist swine, email me at wafflesmcbutter@brobible.com.

Today, we are finally arriving at Villanova University, located in a nearby suburb of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. You may have noticed that VU has been on the top of my to-do list for quite some time (about a month), and for those who have been waiting for it, I apologize. I don't know why I originally skipped past it -- I must have just felt the urge to discuss the hunchbacks at Hopkins and piss off the feminists at Loyola first -- but here goes.  Keep Reading »

Our Bro of the Week column -- where we crown the biggest Bro of the Week -- is making its triumphant return. What makes a man the Bro of the Week? Well, a number of different things could qualify a gent to deserve such praise. From merely bedding a gorgeous cover model to amazing feats of strength, the Bro of the Week is any man who does something spectacular in the last 7 days. This week the top honor goes to Sunday's Super Bowl MVP, Drew Brees, and not because the birthmark on his face is fluent in seven different languages. Although, that in and of itself is quite astonishing.  Keep Reading »

Editor's Note: This piece ran early last week, but we thought we'd reissue it today, just in time for Valentine's Day weekend.

This is the latest installment of Ask A Bro with Waffles McButter. Got a question of your own for Waffles? Email wafflesmcbutter@brobible.com. You can also now follow Waffles on Twitter or be his friend on Facebook.

Dear Waffles,

Valentine's Day is right around the corner. Do you have any advice for all of us single bros who don't want to take some random out to dinner but still want to tear it up?

Respect,
Chayvid Hasselhoff  Keep Reading »

Sometimes when I'm extra groggy, hung over, or trying to come out of a Xanax-induced coma, regular coffee just doesn't cut it. On those days -- which seem to occur more often than not -- I need a coffee that is going to mule kick me square in the face, a cup of Joe that is going to shake me with the fury and thoughtlessness of an enraged babysitter, a hearty brew that will literally wake me the fuck up. And that, my friends, is where Wake the Fuck Up! coffee comes into play.

Since I am and avid coffee drinker (I'd take it intravenously if possible), naturally I was the man for the job when the folks over at WTFU contacted us about trying their brew. I'll admit I was a bit apprehensive at first because most coffees that are revered for their strength also taste like gasoline and, in some instances (like my office coffee), feces. But once I was able to tear open the pouch of ground coffee (they seal it exceptionally) all my worries vanished as I inhaled that delicious Wake the Fuck Up aroma. Its delightful odor swirled up my nostrils and into my nasal cavity. The scent passed through a thick layer of mucous until it finally reached the olfactory bulband, and there, it told my brain that Wake the Fuck Up coffee was actually a quality coffee and not the bio-diesel that I suspected it to be.  Keep Reading »

Valentine's Day is just days away and while men, like you and I, loathe the holiday, the thought of having to see the cinematic atrocity named in its honor is about as enticing to most of us as getting warts burned off our dicks. Since the movie is coming out on Friday and women the world over will be yearning to haul men to see it (if they haven't already dragged you to "Dear John," we thought today would be a good day to talk about chick flicks that a man might not mind seeing if he ever finds himself in such a situation -- void of any other options or modes of suicide.

Chick flicks are not an area of my expertise nor are they a pastime that I relish, but I will admit, I have been dragged or forced to see several estrogen boosters in my day. Some have made me wish I had diabetes, while others have been bearable because either the plot wasn't terrible, or the movie itself caused the chick I was with to get extremely turned on -- the thought of love does that sort of thing to most broads. A chick flick can range from anything from a romantic comedy to a sob-fest drama to even a movie about a woman making her mark in the world. Apparently being a whiz in the kitchen or touted as a mean seamstress isn't enough these days.

Below is a list of the 15 movies that the BroBible crew and I came up with, along with my best effort to convince you as to why seeing one of these movies might not be as torturous as you may think. To put it another way, when you have to compromise with a chick (and one day you will), these movies are going to be way less painful for you than watching "Titanic," "Nights in Rodanthe," or having a railroad spike shoved in your eye.  Keep Reading »

Note from Waffles: College Chick Breakdowns is a weekly piece that sets out to explore all different types of chicks that one might encounter at a certain institution of higher learning. Without your help these pieces are not possible. My goal is to eventually do every school in the country (I like to set lofty goals) but that will, of course, take some time. So please remember that good things come to those who wait. For example, I made a wish about 15 years ago for Michael Jackson to die, and blamo, my patience finally paid off. So be patient, keep submitting your emails, and I will get around to doing your school. To have the chicks at your school or alma mater dissected, email me at WafflesMcButter@BroBible.com.

As promised, this week's school is Trinity College, a NESCAC school located in Hartford, Connecticut. The school's stated mission is to "foster critical thinking, free the mind of parochialism and prejudice, and prepare students to lead examined lives that are personally satisfying, civilly responsible, and socially useful." I have no fucking idea what any of that actually means but after talking to a few students I would have guessed that the school's motto was to "Ball, fuck, and get paid." That's probably what the founding father's original mission means in layman's terms.  Keep Reading »