would this delightful beverage be considered bro? i can enjoy a half firefly / half lemonade concoction during the summer months.  Keep Reading »

Over the weekend, a friend of the site sent us in a tip from a party in the Hamptons: "You guys have to post something about Bong Spirit Vodka." Don't worry, the brains behind this one aren't fermenting and triple-distilling left-over bong water from your stoner's favorite pipe of choice. They've just taken pure grain vodka from Holland and stuck it in just about one of the coolest bottles we've ever seen. Don't you just love the versatility of this thing? Once you've emptied it, it makes for an instant conversation starter, a cool glass ornament for the Christmas tree, a vase for flowers, and oh yeah, a bong. Yes, people have really made bongs out of this thing. Check out a few photos after the jump.  Keep Reading »

I rarely drink white wine. Not because of its taste, in fact I rather enjoy the sweetness, but more so because it reminds me of a cocktail that my mother and her friends would order over Cobb salads while discussing the thread count of designer sheets. It's just so blah -- and practical -- it doesn't stain your teeth and it wouldn't even burn if you threw it in someone's face during a bar fight. Plus, it puts you to sleep... or so I thought.

The other night I arrived late to a party hosted by some of my snooty film buff friends and the only drink left was white wine. One glass turned into several and the next thing I know, I'm red faced and leading my boy toy towards the exit. After a wild and crazy session between the sheets that probably woke my neighbors and had them craving a cigarette, he turned to me and said, "If cheap white wine is all it takes for you to get like that, there's plenty more where that came from."

I always knew that alcohol had an effect on my desire to have sex, but I never realized how much influence it had over my sexual style. And really, such logic makes perfect sense. I behave completely differently after long night of pounding tequila shots verses chugging beer. And jungle juice... whoa... let's just say that is a sure fire way to succumb to the walk of shame.

So what is the perfect cocktail for a night of raucous debauchery? Just call me The Sexual Mixologist because after nights of exhausting research, I have determined the sexual effects of various types of alcohols. To gain a little insight into your late night plans, consider her drink of choice:


Whisk(e)y: There is a reason the slogan for Pendleton Canadian Whisky is "Let'er Buck": whisk(e)y chicks can buck all night. These girls are wild and probably no stranger to the mechanical bull in your local dive bar. Snag one of these firecrackers and you are in store for a wild night of girl-on-top sex. Feel free to give her a little spank -- don't worry, she'll like it.  Keep Reading »

We thought the craze over flavor-infused vodkas was pretty much over, but the Times reports this week that a new sweet tea-flavored hooch from Firefly Distillery has become a hit in (where else?) the South. At 70 proof and sickly sweet, it's for the amateurs among you, but we won't pass judgment until we've actually tried the stuff (Firefly hopes to expand its offering to all 50 states in the next few months, so maybe it'll make its way to NYC just in time for the summer). It's of course good for mixers and sweet cocktails, including a "John Daly," which is a spiked Arnold Palmer (funny, we always thought that was just called an Arnold Palmer). Still, we stand by every good mixologist's assertion that vodka is flavorless and pointless and any gin mixed with any flavor (sweet tea, fruit juice, whatever) will always make a better drink than an infused vodka. We say: try a Firefly cocktail next time you're in the South, but really, just grab a handle of Tanq or Sapphire and a couple gallons of Bojangles Sweet Tea and concentrate on the barbecue.

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I don't know what it is but for some reason, I feel like Vodka Sodas are the biggest pussy drink and I don't know how they have caught on with Bro's. I was out the other night and I saw this jacked meathead order a...  Keep Reading »

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