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This is a list of 10 people that should never be allowed to appear in high definition. Now I am not saying that they are the ugliest people in the world. All I'm saying that maybe they could have like a box around their heads or something that would be in standard definition so that the general public could be saved from viewing discomfort and night terrors.

10. Maggie Gyllenhaal

Maggie Gyllenhaal and her saggy grandma basset hound face came very close to single-handedly ruining "The Dark Knight" for me. There really is something to be said when you are outperformed by Katie Homes.  Keep Reading »

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10. Karaoke
There is nothing women love more than shitty 80s music and being the center of attention. Karaoke satisfies both of those primal female needs in addition to providing them with other favorites such as ethnic food and apple martinis. Their inevitable, shitty rendition of "I Wanna Dance With Somebody" is more pathetic than the fact that I have to fake an orgasm when I'm on top because my arms get too tired from holding myself up.  Keep Reading »

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10. Astrology
Not to be confused with astronomy or any other actual science, astrology is the belief that the relative positions of the celestial bodies can provide useful information and insight into an individual's personality and affairs. If this seems somewhat strange or illogical to you, then you are clearly not a woman. Second to only a yappy best friend, astrology is the highest scientific authority in the world of women. Women religiously read their horoscopes in highly respected scientific journals such as Cosmopolitan, Elle, and Glamour. They are generally published in the section right after "104 ways to make him notice you." These columns are written by the world's leading astrologers, also known as women about to turn 40 who are still single. It's not their fault, though. As a Pisces, her typical sexual attraction with Libras always leaves her in a relationship with a Gemini who can't commit until the moon is realigned with Mercury... and I bet she has several cats.


9. Making T-Shirts
Whenever a bunch of girls get together to do some stupid activity, they will undoubtedly have to make stupid T-shirts to go with it. Kind of like if you give a mouse a cookie. Generally, airbrushed or tie-dyed with the event, year, and hysterical nickname printed on the back, these shirts strictly adhere to the female mantra of "waste time, make crafts." Also, they may or may not include graduation dates, sorority letters, or a corny acronym made up of the first letters of all their names. However, at least these shirts do not really require any effort on my behalf other than the standard mandatory compliments, presumably about how clever the nickname Julie made up is.  Keep Reading »