BroBible Buzz Archive

Who Will be BroBible's 1,000th Twitter Follower?

by AG | March 5, 2010 at 5:01 p.m.
Are you following BroBible on Twitter? We're closing in on 1,000 followers, and just thought we'd give you a quick glimpse of what you're missing. Along with alerting you to all our new stories, we also frequently drop and re-tweet links about breaking news stories. Just this afternoon, we Tweeted that Tiger's coach, Hank Haney, has flown to Orlando and rented a house in Augusta for Master's week and that Ben Roethlisberger has been accused of sexual assault. And we just alerted you to Jimmy Traina's great new interview with Chad Ochocinco. To Follow BroBible on Twitter, just click here. And also, don't forget that you can become a fan of BroBible on Facebook, by clicking here.
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Crosby Gives Canada Gold Medal with Overtime Goal

by AG | February 28, 2010 at 5:33 p.m.
UPDATE: Fuck. Crosby gets game winner. Of course. Great game though and great Olympics by Team USA and especially goalie Ryan Miller.


Zach Parise scores with 20 seconds to left to send the USA-Canada gold medal game to overtime! Incredible game! Follow along with us on BroBible's Twitter feed!
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Google Buzz Sounds a Lot Like BroBible Buzz (and Facebook and Twitter)

by AG | February 9, 2010 at 6:03 p.m.


Google is trying to nudge its way into the update-all-your-friends realm of Facebook and Twitter by introducing Gmail-powered Google Buzz (real original name, guys). We never quite got our hands around Google Wave, so we'll be curious to see whether Google Buzz catches on. The video for the mobile version of Google Buzz is after the jump.  Keep Reading »
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Danowski's New Warrior Helmet, 'Dexter' in Remission, Griffin Gone, and Haiti Death Toll Numbers Climb...

by AG | January 13, 2010 at 6:16 p.m.
Not following BroBible on Twitter? Not a fan on Facebook? Here's what you missed today:

  • BroBible: @412_lax Absolutely sick. RT @BroBible what do you think of @mattdanowski new Warrior helmet http://412.laxallstars.com/warrior-skull-game/

  • BroBible: Michael C. Hall, star of "Dexter" and "Six Feet Under" says he has cancer -- Hodgkin's lymphoma -- but it is in remission...

  • RT bullzeyedotcom RT @PasteMagazine: Nintendo and Netflix Partner for Wii Streaming http://bit.ly/64tiAP

  • RT sportsguy33: Blake Griffin = out for the year. So disappointing. Can't believe it. Even for the Clippers this is excessively cruel.

  • RT gabrielsnyder [Gawker.com Managing Editor]: Have pics of the Apple Tablet? We're offering $10K-$100K in Valleywag's Scavenger Hunt: http://valleywag.gawker.com/5447390/

  • BroBible: More than 100k people feared dead in Haiti, Prime Minister says; 3 million affected, says Red Cross...

  • BroBible: Brian Moynihan is no Jamie Dimon [Bank of America's new CEO wasn't quite as fiery as his fellow Wall Street execs while testifying before Congress today.]
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Watch 'Jersey Shore' With Us on Twitter

by AG | December 3, 2009 at 10:10 p.m.
We're live-twitting the premiere of MTV's "Jersey Shore." Follow us on Twitter and follow along with us.
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Why We're Starting to Hate Facebook: Exhibit A

by AG | November 24, 2009 at 3:57 p.m.
Like probably many of you, were starting to fear that Facebook and Twitter are both on the verge of jumping the shark. Witness: this poem by a young lady on a Bro's Wall.



Spot a Facebook or Twitter post or profile that deserves being called out for excessive corniness, relationship PDA, or any other social networking abuse? Take a screenshot and send it in to contact@brobible.com.
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Ochocinco Plans Yet Another Name Change Next Year

by AG | October 27, 2009 at 9:55 a.m.


Esteban posted this photo on Twitter last night with the following captions: "My name change for next year". We love it. Anyone else dressing up as 85 this Halloween, btw?
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Follow the Yanks-Angels and Giants-Cardinals Games with Us on Twitter

by AG | October 25, 2009 at 8:18 p.m.
We're using our TV's Picture-in-Picture for the first time ever tonight, and we'll be Tweeting all night during the Yankees-Angels ALCS Game 6, as well as the Giants-Cardinals Sunday Night Football game. Follow along with us here.
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Yep, A-Rod Really Did Grab Jeter's Ass Last Night

by AG | October 20, 2009 at 11:59 a.m.


Here's our Tweet during last night's Yankees game. The photo of said ass grab is after the jump. As funny as it is, we really did mean in all sincerity that we love the fact that Jeter and A-Rod are such good friends these days. For all the talk about how their friendship had turned sour and they hated each other so much, it's been great to see them celebrating each other and their teammates throughout the year. Then again, maybe it has something to do with the fact that A-Rod is finally earning his paycheck. Photo after the jump. Follow us on Twitter!  Keep Reading »
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Are You Following Waffles McButter on Twitter Yet?

by AG | October 16, 2009 at 1:49 p.m.


This is the kind of stroke of genius that you're missing if you're not following Waffles on Twitter. You can also be his friend on Facebook. Do it. Now.
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Meghan McCain Wears Tank Top, Shows Off Tits

by AG | October 15, 2009 at 3:05 p.m.


Here's the Twitpic that Meghan McCain posted on her Twitter page that has the entire world in a frenzy. She accompanied it with a Tweet that said, "'Spontaneous' night in." Aren't those the best kind?
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The Dangers... and Joys of Living in a Twitter World

by AG | October 5, 2009 at 11:57 a.m.


This funny video allows us to of course plug BroBible's own Twitter page, which you should definitely follow or risk looking like a giant c
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An Open Letter to Max Seibald Re: the Trimming of His Flow (UPDATE: Seibald Responds!)

by The Flow Disciple | September 28, 2009 at 3:53 p.m.
Dear Max,

I don't know how to say this, but the flow community lost some volume over the weekend. I was giving a lecture on hair gel and centripetal force when I received a text message, alerting me that you, the 2009 Tewaaraton Award winner and Denver Outlaw standout, decided to "trim" your flow. I am unsure of how this came about: whether it's a bitter girlfriend or overreaching managing director, but I do know the blood is on my hands.

I can't pin the scalping to any single cause, it seems brash and open-ended. Your Twitter posts offer few details, but you do downplay the significance of the cut, referring to it as a "trim." Your wording leads me to believe you're fully conscious of the potential consequences and backlash from fans and flow gods alike. The timing of the "trim" is counter-intuitive: a seasoned laxer of your level understands the benefits of flow come this time of year; anyone who hails from New York realizes that come winter, flow is dough, adding a layer of comfort to keep out the cold. I know you're currently training for Team USA, the house that flow built, so I'd be hard pressed to think you improved your odds with short locks.  Keep Reading »
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We Have a Total Man Crush on Chad Ochocinco, and We're Not Ashamed to Admit It

by AG | September 22, 2009 at 1:34 p.m.


We've told you once, we'll tell you again: if you're not following us on Twitter, you might as well be following Chad Ochocinco. He posts every few hours and is never not entertaining. On his off Mondays and Tuesdays he usually flies home to Atlanta or down to Miami to visit family (or watch Monday Night Football games like last night). Here's a photo of Ocho this morning heading out to breakfast. Nevermind the ride, or the Louis Vuitton shirt, or the shades. Check out those kicks. Hot.
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Updated: Need An Excuse to Not Get Married? Consult Twitter's #dontwifeher Trending Topic Right Now

by AG | September 15, 2009 at 2:32 p.m.
We'll admit that we're becoming mildly obsessed with Twitter -- when we're not posting on the Buzz late night, you'll usually find us over there, sounding off about the inanity of Mike & Mike & Steve Young calling a Monday Night Football game; Jon Stewart trying to lure LeBron to the Knicks with Shake Shack, an I Love NY mug, and a T-Rex vertebrae; and Barack Obama calling Kanye a "jackass" while Jay Leno asks him if his mother would be disappointed. Really, you're missing a lot if you're not following us.

We also love to check out what's "trending" and today we found a gold mine with the topic #dontwifeher. One snapshot is below, another is after the jump. You'll find thousands more here.

Update: The ladies have responded with #dontcuffhim, and it's interesting to see how different their priorities in a man are then a man's priorities in a woman. Screen caps after the jump.

 Keep Reading »
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