The 27th annual AVN Adult Entertainment Expo and Awards kicked off yesterday at the Palms in Las Vegas. This January extravaganza of skin, silicone, and sex on camera is known as the Oscars of the adult entertainment industry. It's a chance for the movers and shakers of the porn industry to toast their own during an award show and celebrate their chosen profession with a weekend-long convention/orgy of general debauchery.



Both the expo and award show is open to the public. It's a chance for skin flick fans and tech geeks (who also happen to be in Vegas for the annual international CES convention) to acquaint themselves with their favorite video vixens. Last year porn stars such as Jenna Haze and Savannah Stern gleefully signed autographs and posed for snapshots on the convention center floor. On Saturday, the award show will be hosted by Kayden Kross, Kirsten Price, Dave Attell, and Baby Bash. If you're headed to Vegas this weekend, we found tickets to the award show on Las Vegas Craigslist running between $250 and $300, as well as VIP passes to numerous after-show parties.

Since the bacchanalian festivities began in 1984, the AVNs have become more and more popular. The event now attracts Hollywood luminaries and is broadcast on Showtime. Despite its mainstream success, the porno Oscars still has the ability to surprise. In an industry where "to shock" typically involves the index finger, the middle finger, and the pinky, these are five of the AVNs most jaw-dropping moments that didn't involve fellatio.  Keep Reading »

What Bro does not like Karaoke? Let's face it, none of us have good voices but it's an excuse to walk on stage totally obliterated, belt out songs from every decade, and hopefully get laid afterward for giving a wink to a broad while butchering ACDC's "Thunderstruck." But there are some who get intimidated by the spotlight and fail to rise to the occasion for fear of being ridiculed or laughed at. I have no time for this character. Karaoke should be a judgeless act that any Bro can participate in and not feel self-conscious about. Here are my Top 5 go-to Karaoke songs:

1. "OPP" by Naughty by Nature
Yes, the lyrics are fast but there's always a huge wow factor if you can pull it off. Sampling a classic Jackson Five tune, "OPP" is an easy chorus for the audience to scream out and any savvy Bro knows how important crowd interaction is. Checks every box. Watch this dude kill it:  Keep Reading »

I know what you're wondering before you even say it. What's the best way to chug a brew? The brew itself is what defines the bro. While we find comfort in lax, broads, fresh pepperoni 'za, and the occasional recreational drug, the brew stands alone at the center of the bro's heart.

When we first started killing brews in large quantities at around age 15 (maybe 16 if you're a late bloomer), I'm sure we all asked ourselves the same question: What's the fastest way to get through this rack? You may have even asked yourself: Why do we kill so many brews? That's a joke; if you asked yourself that, stop reading and get a buddy to kick you in the nuts. We all kill brews for the camaraderie and so we can have a reason to kick through a mint tin or two packs of butts in a night (not to mention it gives us an excuse when we bang fat chicks or wake up naked in a pool of our own piss three nights in a row.)

Well, needless to say, we all came of age one way or another and figured the ins and outs of killing brews. While everyone may have their own preference in style, I'm about to share with you my own personal brew-killing style power rankings. Get ready to get hurt...  Keep Reading »

For any Bro who enjoys dabbling with the "Sticky Icky" on occasion, you most certainly know about the munchies. It's quite simple -- you smoke, hunger develops, and then you binge eat. To be honest, there have been times when I have passed on pussy just to get my hands on a Steak and Cheese from Wawa at 3 a.m. However, what I'd like to address in this piece is the Bro who smokes daily, often several times daily. How can this Bro avoid falling victim to the pitfalls of munchies and the extra pounds it inevitably packs on? As a Bro that falls under the several binger rips a day category, yet also a Bro who cares about maintaining a decent physique, I'm here to offer a couple solutions to curb your appetite when you're baked and start fiending for pizza bagels.

1. Cigarettes and Dip: It may not be the healthiest alternative, but it is certainly effective. Nicotine curbs your craving for food. Thus enjoying a cigarette or packing a fat lip once your high, will reduce your need for food and also stimulate you chemically.

2. Booze: Once again may not be the healthiest of options, but it definitely gets your mind off ordering Papa John's. Once you're high, if you can motivate your body into drinking mode, the hunger will soon dissipate. There's nothing like a nice cold, filling beer (Bud Heavy usually does the trick) to quench your thirst and appetite.  Keep Reading »

Well I ran out of percentage points to write about; I believe we thoroughly digested all 100% of lax and pinned it to a few underlying qualities any bro would love to exemplify. I considered running back to my Facebook group, where Zuckerberg and his Tech-ed out cronies can limit my creative pastures, but no; I am going to implant myself as the disciple of flow on BroBible.

So who has flow? If you want the King, you go to the castle; and if you want flow, you turn to Laxunited's smothering coverage of Major League Lacrosse. The MLL, while short on intensity and dedication, provides a steady surplus of flow and swagger. Similar to the heated protests outside abortion clinics (opt for the Easy Pass entrance for discreet service), laxers do not like hair cuts. I once saw Paul Rabil bull rush and choke slam MLL All Star Matt Strieble as he entered a barber shop, screaming something about 2013 and Babylonian folk lore.

Haircuts are as close to taboo as you get in the MLL, a topic that invites an awkward fog into the locker room, freezing even the most confident former All Americans and Players of the Year as if they just caught their little sister doing the 69, on the bottom, with a baseball player.

Just terrible. Gary Gait once commented on his first haircut, happening sometime in the early-90s haze between 1991 and 1993. He paralleled it to his first time masturbating in church; it had to be done out of prudence, but his conscious raped him with guilt.

Anyways, here are the guardians of the top five Flows gracing the MLL today:  Keep Reading »