A couple of days ago our friends at Bleacher Report put together a slideshow of the 15 greatest NCAA Tournament look-a-likes. Bleacher pointed out how Maryland's Greivis Vasquez has a striking resemblance to The Situation from "Jersey Shore." For some inane and illogical reason, that got us thinking about which NCAA Tournament coaches look like iconic 1980s movie characters. Obviously Louisville's Rick Pitino stands out as a dead ringer for one of BroBible's favorite Wall Street bad ass, Gordon Gekko. We've rounded up 10 more Big Dance coaches who have iconic silver-screen dopplegangers from the big-haired decade of our births. If you have your own creative additions, feel free to sound off in the comments.

Rick Pitino vs. Gordon Gekko from "Wall Street"
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Last week we listed the 11 worst things that a guy can do to ruin it with a girl in bed. From owning an unfortunately small battering ram to grunting like an animal, we determined that while a guy needs to stay on top of his game, there are only a few obstacles (or faults) he has to overcome. With that in mind, this week we wanted to compile a list for our female readers (yes, they do exist) of the things that they should be cognizant of, or in most cases avoid, when they are romancing our genitals.

Since guys are far more shallow when it comes to just about everything, this list could probably get to over a hundred entries, but we'll start small with 30 and let the Brommunity chime in. Remember, Bros, this is your chance to stand atop Mount BroBible and air all of your grievances towards what you hate seeing out of women in bed. Please do so liberally and take no prisoners.

1. Our sobriety and your newfound ugliness. Inebriated judgment on our part is not your fault but it is certainly still a huge strike against you. Consider reconstructive surgery.

2. Facial hair. We get it, your Italian, but for Christ's sake you shouldn't be a frontrunner in the Mustache March competition. Spend a few extra bucks a month on waxing so you can look a little more like a lady and a little less like an ape.  Keep Reading »

Last weekend a friend made a bold barroom claim: "Zach Galifianakis is this generation's Bill Murray," drawing a resonate comparison between the comedian's brilliant performance as Alan in "The Hangover" to Carl Spackler in "Caddyshack." As much as I love reciting a vintage quote from "Meatballs," "Stripes," or "Ghostbusters," it's pretty difficult to disagree. This weekend the comparison to Bill Murray inches one step forward as Zach Galifianakis makes his "Saturday Night Live" hosting debut. Although the awkward funny guy with a grizzly chin full of whiskers has been around for over a decade, "The Hangover" propelled him into A-list stardom and exposed his dry one-liners and zippy zingers to a new generation of fans.

Despite his fame, Galifianakis -- much like Murray -- appears to be the antithesis of other blockbuster comedians who fall into the Hollywood trappings of their stardom (cough, Adam Sandler). For example, he stays out of the limelight by keeping it real on his 60-acre private farm in rural North Carolina. Earlier this week the New York Daily News reported that "The Hangover" star kept to himself at a star-studded Details magazine anniversary party, hanging out in "a corner, armed with a spit cup and a mouthful of chewing tobacco." On top of that, his iconic beard can only be described as "impressive" along with a laundry list of other superlatives. In anticipation of his SNL appearance, I've compiled a very diverse assortment of 12 classic Galifianakis clips to help you squander the rest of your Friday afternoon. Check them out after the jump.

Update: Zach Galifianakis Enjoys Bidets, O'Douls, Hoobastank, and Dropping By the Set on 'SNL'  Keep Reading »

According to the "Art of Shaving" handbook, the average man shaves approximately 20,000 times throughout the course of his life, barbering off-roughly 27 feet of facial hair during an estimated 139 full days of lifetime facial grooming. Baseball players, however, are a different animal when it comes to rocking a five o'clock shadow and a full chin of whiskers. After a long winter's nap from the ball park, spring training has finally arrived, making it a perfect time to take a look at 10 of the best off-season baseball beards and facial fuzz. Read more and check out the glorious winter scruff after the jump.  Keep Reading »

Editor's Note: This story by AckLaxBro was posted in the Brommunity on Monday, but we loved it so much (and apparently so did all of you), that we've Certified and move it over to the Buzz.

Hey bros, hope those of you who have the day off are thoroughly enjoying it and partied hard this weekend. Unfortunately, I'm interning this semester and had to work today. So to pass the time, I came up with a list of the 10 hottest girls in country music. I know there's many similar lists out there, so I tried to make this one as original as possible. I'm sure there's plenty of readers out there who don't listen to country or don't like it, but regardless of whether or not you like the music, I think we can all agree on these ladies.  Keep Reading »

From coast to coast our nation's colleges are dealing with a problem more contagious than the infamous swine flu. The issue at hand will not leave you hugging a toilet seat or bedridden for a week. But it does have the power to ruin any good time, which is no laughing matter. The heinous problem I'm talking about can come in many different forms but written below are the major characteristics of college fun enemy Number One: The quintessential Douchebag. If you find yourself with any of the symptoms please immediately remedy the issue by looking in the mirror and questioning your manhood while offering yourself a flurry of self-induced ninja kicks to your dingle dick courtesy of the rest of us. For everyone else, if you find yourself surrounded by people who posses these traits, run away as fast as you possibly can and try to save your night.

10. You have a haircut similar to the leading characters on MTV's hit series "Two A Days." Please think about how upset your dad must be with the person you have become and get it cut.  Keep Reading »

Last week a funny e-mail landed in the BroBible inbox illustrating just how f-ugly some American television hosts are compared to the sultry, exotic hotness of international TV hosts (business channels hosts notwithstanding). Check out the convincing pictorial argument after the jump.

Sara Varone
Italian television host

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It takes quite the man to lead an entire nation. Especially a nation filled with critics, cynics, backseat drivers, and armchair quarterbacks. The problem with America is that everyone thinks they are an expert on topics like foreign policy, the economy, what it takes to run the world's most badass country, and the intricacies of the spread offense. Sadly, most of us are morons who wouldn't know the first thing about running a country. Hell, we can barely plug numbers into an Excel spreadsheet, send a fax correctly, or, in my case, draft a coherent sentence. But some men, nay, some Bros, were born to run (thank you, Bruce Springsteen).

With today being President's Day, we decided to comb through all 44 men who have served this country and determine the 10 who possess the most Bro qualities and attributes. Some were better leaders than others, sure, but all were Bros, through and through.

The following list is in alphabetical order by first name. Each is followed by a few things that make them a real bro and a timeless quote that is either badass or defines the legacy they left.  Keep Reading »

Over 5,000 athletes from over 85 countries will be gathering in Vancouver on Friday for the 2010 Winter Olympics. Although the city and surrounding ski areas are plagued with warm temperatures and a lack of snowfall, the 17-day event will showcase a cross-range of winter sport prowess. No matter how big a ski bum you are at heart, winter sports are not typically renown for sizzling-hot female athletes. After all, snowsuits are not nearly as flattering as swimsuits. Regardless, there will still be a plethora of ice skating and hockey-playing hotties, as well as ski and snowboard bunnies shredding down the slopes of Whistler-Blackcomb and Cypress Mountain (if it ever stops raining). Throughout this week we will be profiling the gorgeous international women heading to Vancouver for the Winter Olympics. Today's feature is the beautiful and relatively unknown female athletes from Scandinavia. We've rounded-up 15 different hotties from Sweden, Norway, Finland, and Denmark, presented in no particular order. If you have a Scandinavian addition to the list, feel free to shout it out in the comments. Be sure to check back tomorrow for home team Canada's finest.

Sweden
Frida Hansdotter
Age: 24
Sport: Alpine Skiing

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Remember when you began to scream "Wassup?" to all your friends right after Budweiser's iconic commercial aired during the Super Bowl over a decade years ago? As we all know, the anatomy of a memorable Super Bowl commercial must include the impeccable delivery of a solid, quotable one-liner. This year's commericals were pretty much a snooze-fest. David Letterman, screaming chickens, Bud Light, and Betty White were definitely the most buzz-worthy ads. Just in case you spent you're Super Bowl commercial breaks seasoning a vat of chili, running down the street for more beer, or preparing another pitcher of margaritas, we've rounded up the 18 funniest ads from the big game. The list is presented in no particular order. Watch all 17 more funny Super Bowl 2010 commericals after the jump.

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Over the years, Hollywood has perfected the formula for a good sports movie: the underdog-always-wins plot, the motivational coach speeches, the sideline or locker room melodrama, the swelling symphonic score, the jubilant crowd erupting in hysteric fan fever. As much as we love a good sports movie, Hollywood seems to pump out at least a dozen cheesy sports flicks for ever "Raging Bull," "Hoosiers," or "Caddyshack." Some sports movies are so comically bad that they make you wonder what the hell the filmmakers were smoking while creating their priceless Disney moments.

We decided to embark on a noble mission of rounding up and ranking the 100 corniest sports movies of all time. Before ripping out our throats in vengeful disagreement, we'd like to make it clear that our definition of "corny" does not necessarily mean that a movie is terrible, or even bad. That said, plenty of the movies on the list are more painful to watch than taking a ice skate blade to the jugular (thank you, "Blades of Glory"). We guarantee you've watched at least one of these movies on a football-less Saturday afternoon while recuperating from a hangover. Quite a few of the movies on the list are quotable cult classics and others are nostalgically entertaining, particularly if you were born in the 80s or early 90s. Think of this as the ultimate resource to consult when queuing up your Netflix to cope with your post-Super Bowl melancholy. Our list spans five different posts and includes a couple hours of embeddable video, so save your comments, suggestions, and grievances until the very end. Check it out after the jump.  Keep Reading »

Click here to go back to #40 through #21 of the corniest sports movies of all time...  Keep Reading »

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Click here to go back to #80 through #61 of the corniest sports movies of all time... 60. "Invincible" Sport: Football Year: 2006 Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Greg Kinnear, Elizabeth Banks 59. "Herbie...  Keep Reading »

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