If there is one thing that all babes can agree on, it is that Taylor Swift is the shit. Whether the girl is a blond bombshell from Florida State with a passion for rod, or a crunchy granola chick from Bates who drinks Bud heavy, there is a general agreement among the lady folk that Taylor Swift excites the senses. Between her angelic looks, incandescent vibes, and the fact that she always seems to be looking straight into the sun, Taylor Swift has got it going on. It is not necessarily Taylor's sexy looks that drive girls up a tree and down your pants, all at the same time, but more the secret ingredients living among her songs. Chicks enjoy two things: dancing and romantic comedies. It must be the clashing of the two worlds within each girl the minute the first few notes are released from the speakers. Taylor Swift combines these two things into each one of her songs, sending girls' bodies into orbit. Each song has lyrics that will stir their emotions, and a beat to go along with it that will keep their hymen asking for more.

Why do we care? Because Taylor Swift will get you laid.  Keep Reading »

We've got three Downloads of the Day today, plus a new regular Wednesday feature: the Throwback Joint of the Day.


Track: "Dirty Talk"
Artist: Wynter Gordon
Download: Here
Shout Out: Aga

After the jump, Eric Prydz, Usher vs. Taylor Swift, and Ma$e... Yes, Ma$e...  Keep Reading »

Editor's Note: This is a new regular feature where we pose hypothetical questions for everyone to weigh in on in the comments: Who Would You Rather Bang? Have a good one to suggest? Email us at contact@brobible.com.

Would You Rather Bang...


Beyonce, Rihanna, or Taylor Swift?

Note that we left Lady Gaga off this list for obvious reasons. Let us know in the comments...

We've been so jam-packed with original content lately that we've been a little lax in serving up the crazy videos that pop up around the web every week. Up above is a drunk European guy's really creative way to open a wine bottle. After the jump, Ellen scares the shit out of Taylor Swift, who's rocking killer knee-high boot stilettos. Such a babe, no matter what Kanye says. And crazy car guy Ken Block drives the fastest snow cat you've ever seen -- it's actually a Subaru Impreza with snow cat wheel thingies.  Keep Reading »

Surely there's a baby dancing to Taylor Swift video out there, no? Now concludes the "Your Girlfriend Will Love This" post of the day. [via Hot Clicks]

We think we love Taylor Swift even more after watching this rap duet -- "Thug Life" -- with T-Pain.