On Saturday I was able to catch HBO's fantastic new documentary "Magic & Bird: A Courtship of Rivals," and was sorry we left it out of Friday's "Weekend Agenda." By weaving historic NBA footage with candid interviews of Magic Johnson and Larry Bird, the 90-minute film profiles one of the best individual player rivalries in professional sports. Personally, my favorite part occurs during the documentary's final minutes when a visibly agitated and cranky Bryant Gumbel blows his shit and rants, "One of my pet peeves is when people say, 'Oh, Michael Jordan saved the NBA.' Bullshit. Magic and Larry saved the NBA." If you have On Demand, it's worth watching right away. If that's not an option, set your DVR to HBO with this schedule or check it out on Thursday at 7 p.m. The trailer is after the jump.  Keep Reading »

Alright bro's i know there are alot of good shows out there but i suggest watching SONS OF ANARCHY, its a great show bout a motorcycle club that smuggles guns and drugs and fucks people up, also they fuck many a women....  Keep Reading »

It's easy to mock the Winter Olympic Games if you're never laced-up ice skates, strapped into a pair of ski bindings, or rode a snowboard through a half-pipe. Following in the wake of the most-watched Super Bowl of all time, NBC's powerful, 24/7 buzz machine may bastardize the athletic extravaganza into a collective public yawn, taking away from the hard-earned athletic accomplishments at stake in Vancouver. Plus, it's also the one time every four years that the world rolls its eyes while pretending to care about sports like curling, the ski jump, and the biathlon.

Nonetheless, I'm obviously a huge champion of the Winter Olympics and definitely not a hater. As a sports fan, snow-lover, and former ski bum, I love a gushy, jingoistic Olympic storyline, so I'll be rooting for the always-infectious Lindsey Vonn with the same captive intensity I rooted for Michael Phelps during the 2008 summer games. Over the past week, I've showed you how stocked the Winter Olympics is with hotties. Now I've created a brief guide to what's worth watching at this year's game. As an added bonus, I've included the rules to a Winter Olympic's Opening Ceremony drinking game, just in case you're planning on pounding a few Mooseheads or Molsons in front of the TV tonight. Feel free to bookmark and consult over the next two weeks. Check it out after the jump.  Keep Reading »

We don't watch "Lost," but we know many of you have been counting down to tonight's big premiere (8 p.m., ABC) for months now. Anyone want to make some predictions about the final season and just what the hell those numbers in the headline mean? Sound Off with your ideas in the Comments. Spoilers about previous seasons are O.K., but if you know any insider info about Season 6, please keep those spoilers out of the comments. [Thanks to Eater for the photo.]

Conan O'Brien's 17-year run of "having fun on television" came to a hushed and abrupt end last night. For the most part, Conan kept it relatively low key throughout the entire evening. Neither "Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog" nor "The Masturbating Bear," made a final curtain call for the bittersweet show. We have all of last night's highlights for you after the jump, including "The World's Most Expensive Sketch," Conan's NBC exit interview, and his very classy goodbye speech.  Keep Reading »

If you tuned into the Jets/Chargers divisional championship game yesterday, there's a pretty good chance you saw the commercial promos for a '60 Minutes' report about American football in the tiny South Pacific island of American Samoa. Obviously CBS positioned and hyped-up the story to bring in football fans. Nonetheless, some of the details about American football on the island are fascinating. According to the report, the island of about 65,000 total residents is a breeding ground for powerhouse NFL talent. Currently there are over 30 NFL players of Samoan descent, including the Troy Polamalu, Chris Fuamatu-Ma'afala, and Jonathan Fanene. Two-thirds of the island's population live beneath the poverty line and high school teams must practice and play on unsafe donated equipment from the United States. However, Samoan football players are estimated to have about a 40% better chance at entering the NFL than a high school football player in the United States. Check out the story after the jump.  Keep Reading »

Ive grown restless watching TV lately. It has gotten to the point that I actually consider opening a book and learning something whenever I hear that there is another three hour long marathon of Law & Order on USA or...  Keep Reading »

Oscar Wilde once asked asked if life imitated art or art imitated life. The aphorism continues to baffle both writers, Hollywood directors, actors, and liberal arts students. Porn, on the other hand, seems to have the ability to transcend these weighty philosophical discussions and imitate both. An illuminating example is the adult entertainment industry's infamous habit of creating spoofs of blockbuster movies. Timeless novelty titles such as "In Diana Jones", "Star Whores," "Dial M for Missionary," "When Harry Ate Sally," and "Edward Penishands," take a cinematic experience to an X-rated -- albeit somewhat trashy -- new level. If imitation is the highest form of flattery, than a provocative porn parody with an ingenious title may be the ultimate barometer for measuring whether or not something has truly made a blip on the zeitgeist.

That said, you can imagine our excitement when we found out a production company called Zero Tolerance Entertainment is spoofing MTV's "Jersey Shore" as a spicy skin flick. In the spirit of seeing a bogus J-Woww get J-Wowwed, we rounded up 40 of the greatest television porn parodies ever produced. The genre has exploded in the last few years, so we included their non-nude, yet kinda, sorta NSFW YouTube trailers, if we could find one, as well as their delightfully cheesy taglines, if we could find one. One last note: we were surprised at how uncreative some of the names are. For every "Twin Cheeks" there's a "The Office -- An XXX Parody." (What, was "The Orifice" already taken?)

40. "Dexxxter"
Year: 2009
Tagline: "Join sex crime investigator Dexxxter Whoregan as she investigates some of Miami's sexiest and raunchiest cases."  Keep Reading »

CLICK HERE FOR #20 THROUGH #11 OF THE 40 GREATEST TV PORN PARODIES...

10. "The Sopornos"
Year: 1999
Tagline: "Crime doesn't pay but sex does."

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CLICK HERE FOR #30 THROUGH #21 OF THE 40 GREATEST TV PORN PARODIES...

20. "The Ozporns"
Year: 2002
Tagline: "TV can only go so far... We go all the way."

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CLICK HERE FOR #40 THROUGH #31 OF THE 40 GREATEST TV PORN PARODIES...

30. "Spunk'd: The Movie"
Year: 2007
Tagline: "Gashton Cootcher busts in on a sexy situation, ejaculates, and exclaims, "You got Spunk'd!"

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When the season finale of MTV's "Real World / Road Rules Challenge" begins with guys pouring hot wax on each other and no one gets sent to the hospital, that's not a good sign. It's tough for a season finale in this series to have great excitement, especially after you've been provided with the extraordinary entertainment that we have this season. The finales are mostly activity based and lack the usual debauchery that appears throughout the season. MTV producers did the best they could by making you think the Challengers actually had a chance to win with two girls and what an epic story that would be. Only a fool, however, could think that result would actually happen. Only once (the Easy E passing out during the Gauntlet III) was the end product not completely evident before the show started.  Keep Reading »

As a little change of pace, I decided to switch things up and roll with a running diary of MTV's "Real World Road Rules Challenge" episode as opposed to doing the usual review. Without any idea of what to expect from this episode, I figured I'd bring the unexpected as well. Now only if Kelly Anne could show up at my doorstep right now dressed only in a trenchcoat, that would be really unexpected...

10:02 p.m.: After watching another stupid intro, we finally get back to unfinished business from last episode with Kim and Susie facing off in the Ruins.

10:03: It would've been cooler without the mat and a lot more dirt. Watching the chicks go at it in the mud with the rain coming down would've been pretty awesome.

10:04: Susie's trying to throw Kim around like a rag doll, but give the bitch credit. She's holding on.

10:04: Susie finally gets the job done and eliminates Kim. She's now sitting on approximately $25K. Maybe she can use that money to buy herself a better personality and some sex appeal.  Keep Reading »

Lets get a list goin of the some of the biggest bros in TV and movies. To get started -Vinny(Entourage) -Dennis(Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia) -Otter (Animal House)=no brainer half the cast r bros  Keep Reading »

Oh shit. Oprah Winfrey's going rouge. It seems like the whole world is abuzz about Oprah's final days, as if earth is hurdling toward the sun after loosing its gravitational orbit. (She's ending her daily network show on Sept. 9, 2011.)

I've never watched an episode of Oprah in my life and never plan on it, even with her fancy new cable channel. Let's face it: besides her obscene wealth, she's definitely not bro. That said, her on-air tendencies and her enthusiastic flock of middle-age housewives are an easy target for irreverent humor. Her show may be wishy-washy and boring as hell, but the Queen Bee at Harpo Studios is a goldmine of comedy fodder. She's received the "SNL," "MadTV," and "South Park" treatment. Dave Chappelle's 2004 skit where he impregnates Oprah even spawned a conspiracy theory that the omnipotent Oprah blacklisted Chappelle from the entertainment industry, resulting in his swift departure for South Africa.

In the spirit of her most recent business decision, here are the 10 of the funniest spoofs, parodies, and chuckles about Oprah.  Keep Reading »