A few months ago I laid down an epic slay on some biddy that i thought would be a one time thing. She keeps coming back for more and more and i love giving it to her and she's my go to girl for impromptu's and other...  Keep Reading »

In the field of slaying, Hollywood actors, million dollar athletes, and famous musicians generally take the top honors. In these high-profile industries, the men who live the bachelor lifestyle are usually the ones who go on crazy killing sprees, crushing chick after voluptuous chick, a la Vincent Chase in "Entourage." To a single man in any on of these fields, going from broad to broad is as rudimentary as not flushing the toilet is to you or me. No thought needed whatsoever, because really, who doesn't want to see my four-hour-old shit coiled up like a snake the next time they use the bathroom?

Although I am green with envy because these gents basically get more pussy than a litter box, I will admit that they deserve their praise. Accolades are especially warranted for those males who have made a real nice name for themselves as perpetual playboys.


Bradley Cooper
Why he is the man: B. Coop, as his friends call him (non-factual), has hit the ground running in recent years. As a fucking snot-nosed prick in "Wedding Crashers" and a cool and collected stud in "The Hangover," it's no wonder why Jennifer Aniston wants to eat the moldy cheese from his taint. Coop isn't the richest kid on the block yet, but we have a feeling he is going to be swimming in his millions in years to come.

Why a bro should love him: He is about to star in the movie remake of the A-Team as Faceman. No one can replace Mr. T and his generous amounts of pity, but hopefully in this version people will actually get hit by bullets and die slow, horrific deaths.  Keep Reading »