This is the latest installment of Ask A Bro with Waffles McButter. Got a question of your own for Waffles? Email wafflesmcbutter@brobible.com. You can also now follow Waffles on Twitter or be his friend on Facebook.

Waffles,

My bros and I were discussing some horror stories in the bedroom and we were wondering what is the worst thing a guy could do in bed that would totally ruin it with a chick?

Thanks,
CuBro19  Keep Reading »

It is 3 a.m. on a Saturday night, and you're winding down from a 10-hour all-day-chay followed by a wild party at your place. Naturally you have a girl in your bed when it happens: The slampiece from last weekend (and the weekend before) booty-texts you. This could be big trouble. You manage to say, "I have to go to the bathroom" as you run downstairs. You know a threesome is out of the question and you cannot bail on the girl from tonight because she is far too hot. The answer then hits you like a ton of bricks: the pinch hit.  Keep Reading »

Yesterday in my interview with porn star-turned-sex educator Nina Hartley, the issue of the use of condoms in porn was broached, and Nina's answers sparked some head scratching in the community. Here's part of what she said: "Due to the nature of porn sex as opposed to civilian sex, condoms make our job harder and put us at greater risk." Some commenters wondered how wearing a condom would put a porn start at greater risk, so we asked Nina to elaborate. Check out her explanation after the jump...  Keep Reading »

A song, written by a real sad sap in the mid 1900s, once said that "breakin' up is hard to do." As simple as that song may be, I'm not sure if truer words have ever been spoken. Whether you are the recipient of the fatal blow or you are the one drop kicking your lover's heart off an overpass, no one likes breaking up. We love the outcome, that's for sure, but the act itself is oftentimes more excruciating than having a pickle jar forced up your ass -- or so my grandma tells me.

Breakups are a part of life and they can happen to anyone. When a relationship breaks, the sex starts to suck, or the sight of your girlfriend makes you wish you lost both eyes in a fireworks accident, it's time for a change. In some instances, we break up with girls without cause or good reason. Although, I would argue that yearning to stick our filthy dicks into some strange pussy is as good of a reason as any to toss your 10-cent floozy of a girlfriend, who fucks like a dead fish, to the curb. Wouldn't you?

In order to make future breakups as pain free as possible, I have come up with 10 easy to follow guidelines that will allow you to keep your sanity once you recklessly chuck some broad's heart into oncoming traffic.  Keep Reading »

While flipping through an old issue of GQ recently, I came across a feature on Adriana Lima posing more or less naked on a beach and also tackling the age-old dilemma, "So, You Wanna Date a Supermodel?" Adriana made some really great insights that my girlfriends and I have been saying for years -- we just don't pose naked behind a not-so-giant palm tree leaf while doing so. Since Adriana's explanations were pretty short, I thought I'd dive in a little deeper and bring things down to non-goddess level for all you Bros with lofty, but not Everest-high aspirations. Consider this, "So, You Wanna Date a Girl Who Looks Great in Victoria's Secret but Doesn't Necessarily Star in Their Fashion Shows" (incidentally, this year's airs tomorrow night at 10 p.m. on CBS).

Adriana: Don't let me scare you. "Don't try to be what you're not. If you're nervous, be nervous. If you're shy, be shy. It's cute."
Kate: Absolutely! Being nervous or shy is not bad at all, it's flattering. It's way worse to be phony, or lame, or showy. Girls work a lot off of instincts -- If we feel you're full of shit, you're covering up something, and even if that something is nerves, we won't be able to shake the falsity.

Adriana: Put the Treo down and pay attention to me. "It's not attractive. It's a girlie thing."
Kate: Thank you! Bros, I know you've heard it's impolite and that you should pay attention to your date. But more than that, staying glued to your BBM or Facebook iPhone app is really a chick thing to do. No girl wants to date a guy who is constantly up to date with all the gossip on where to go that night, or with what really went down the night before. We get that from our girlfriends. Don't take the reason for brunch away from us. Be the GUY.  Keep Reading »

This is the latest installment of Ask A Bro with Waffles McButter. Got a question of your own for Waffles? Email wafflesmcbutter@brobible.com. You can also now follow Waffles on Twitter or be his friend on Facebook.

Dear Waffles,

Are the are any sexual acts that a girl should refrain from with a guy if your planning on dating him? One of my friends claims that you should never have anal sex if you plan on being someone's girlfriend. What sexual acts if any would you say fall into this category?

Sincerely,
Hesitant  Keep Reading »

Twisted pleasure, her pleasure, standard... whatever it is, they're all the same: its a condom. (Hate to break it to the people sweating to find the her pleasure pack in the Dwayne Wade protection aisle.) Personally, Ive always preferred the pull-out method. I know people say that condoms do not affect a girls pleasure. I disagree: I can feel the plastic texture and I want the male to feel how wet I can get.  Keep Reading »

This is the latest installment of Ask A Bro with Waffles McButter. Got a question of your own for Waffles? Email wafflesmcbutter@brobible.com. You can also now follow Waffles on Twitter or be his friend on Facebook.

Waffles,

First of all, I love what you have to say, you're the insight of a generation. That being said, I figured you were the best person to come to with an issue. My bros and I have been going head-to-head for a week about what is less bro: grilling box or fucking her up the butt. I think it's pretty obvious but I figured if anyone could clear this up, it had to be you.

Keep it sticky,
Tony Hawk Bro Skater

Dearest Bro,

Consider the following:  Keep Reading »

Editor's Note: Yesterday, we served up a great interview with the author of The Philadelphia Lawyer, whose first book, "Happy Hour is for Amateurs: Work Sucks. Life Doesn't Have to" is now out in paperback. As promised, The Philadelphia Lawyer also wrote up an exclusive article just for BroBible.com. Without further ado...

Not getting laid? I understand. We've all been there and it's tough. We blame the scene, the bar, the women, the whole goddamned mating ritual. And yet the answer's never to be found -- cruelly, terminally elusive. Well, I'm here to offer you hope, keep you from the jaws of despair, because the problem couldn't be simpler. It's you. Yeah, that's right. You. You're not getting laid because you're:

1. The Big Shirt Guy
You wouldn't chase a chick in Mom Jeans, would you? The "big shirt" is their male equivalent. And don't think it's hiding anything. She knows you're cut like pudding. Why else would anyone be wearing that collared muumuu?
Quick fix: Drop the Three Milky Way Lunch.
Long term fix: Trade the pitchers of Bud for liquor (Pushing 30? It's overdue).
Cheater's fix: "Plus Model" bra and girdle combo -- $24.99 at Target.  Keep Reading »

Yesterday, Waffles answered a question from a Bro with a girl who wanted him to choke her during sex. We wonder what she would think about using the GThrust, which, as Copyranter pointed out, is a "fucking swing set seat attached to their feet. It's supposed to help you both position yourselves better in the missionary position so that you more consistently hit her g-spot. Works for doggy-style, too, apparently.

This is the latest installment of Ask A Bro with Waffles McButter. Got a question of your own for Waffles? Email wafflesmcbutter@brobible.com. You can also now follow Waffles on Twitter or be his friend on Facebook.

Bros, I need your help again so please chime in. This question isn't exactly my realm of expertise. Also, if any of you know Chris Brown or a psychic that can summon Ike Turner from the grave, give them a call because I think this topic might give those boys a boner.

Yo Waffles,

My new girlfriend is an absolute freak in bed. I am not complaining but she isn't just horny, she wants me to strangle her during sex and she likes it violent. I haven't been with a girl like this in my life, and I'm not sure I am comfortable with the whole choking thing. What should I do?

Respect,
Kosher Kawk

Bro,

My animal instincts are telling me to offer you one piece of advice while my conscious is pleading with me to go in another direction. This is a tough call, but since I haven't listened to my conscious in quite some time, I'll go the beast route.  Keep Reading »

It's risque. It is considered by some to be derogatory. It's downright amazing. It's... Doggy Style.

How many times, amid a steamy roll in the hay, have you been itching (scratching fleas, maybe, if you're from New Jersey) to get behind your smoking hot partner?

Doggy Style (the Latin more ferarum) has been around since Roman times. It is the optimal position for G-spot stimulation and, according to one of my meat head friends, the best position to flex and kiss your own bicep muscles. It also keeps you from having awkward face-to-face sex with someone that you (God forbid) may not be emotionally attached to.  Keep Reading »

It's a Friday night and you are at the club with your bros. It was a stressful week and you're looking to release some stress with a good fuck. You and your boys spot a group of crazy girls that are all looking for a...  Keep Reading »

This is the latest installment of Ask A Bro with Waffles McButter. Got a question of your own for Waffles? Email wafflesmcbutter@brobible.com.

Waffles,

I'm going to keep this short: Is it gay to get your salad tossed by a chick?

Thanks,
Kimbro Slice

Dear Bro,

This is like asking me, "If I fuck a girl in the ass am I a homo?" The obvious answer to that question is no, you're not. But, if while you're fucking her you start envisioning your childhood pal, Steve, and what it might be like to ride him like a bronco, then yes, you certainly are a homo.

In my eyes it shouldn't be construed as gay to have a girl sinfully toss your asshole like it's a bowl of mixed greens drowning in delicious raspberry vinaigrette. It might start rounding the corner toward homosexuality if she starts snaking her fingers where they don't belong, but if that doesn't happen I think you are in good shape.

It is unusual to find a broad who actually wants to give a guy a rim job -- girls are squeamish and usually don't enjoy taste testing poop -- so if you find that rare gem with an affinity to bath her tongue in your shit-riddled asshole, I encourage that you go for it, and then write about it on this very website.

To ensure everything goes as smooth as silk, there are a few ground rules that a straight man should adhere too when getting his salad tossed:  Keep Reading »

One of The Mighty Muff's day jobs sometimes requires her to come up with personas -- i.e. profiles of target customers most likely to do... something fascinating. Like buy life insurance. Creating and analyzing personas is not particularly pleasurable between 9 and 6, but one recent night after four (er, 8) glasses of wine, we realized this can, in fact, be a valuable and amusing skill when applied to sex and dating. We became further convinced of this after observing so many of our male friends (or frankly, random dudes in a bar on whom we were eavesdropping) make valiant, yet misguided attempts to hit on the wrong women.

So behold the personas of two types of women you may be looking to meet out in a social situation, from what to look for when you walk in to what to watch for when you've smoothly moved in for the kill.

Persona 1: Boner-Tested, but Mom-Approved
This is the girl who's hot enough that she catches your attention, but you're looking to date her as opposed to just take her home tonight, get her number, and then never call her again. (That's Persona 2.)

Appearance: The date-able girl is often a bit of a paradox with the outfit. She's revealing legs or boobs, but not both. She's showing off her figure, but not skin. Common outfits for her normally consist of a tight dress but minimal skin showing. Or a short skirt and high heels with a modest shirt. Or tight jeans with some tank top advertising to-die-for cleavage. Again -- and we can't stress this enough -- NOT both at the same time. She's wearing make-up, but it's not overdone.

Facial Expression: She's smiling or laughing in a very natural way. She looks like she's engaged in what her friends are saying. She might be totally animated in the middle of telling a story. In short, she looks either interesting or interested.  Keep Reading »