Whether it's greasy pizza or Gatorade, everyone has their own tried and true hangover cure after an evening of heavy boozing. After all, there's nothing's more of a buzz kill than a monster headache that leaves you crippled on the couch watching re-runs of "Burn Notice" and "Monk" while all your friends are chaying on a beautiful Sunday Funday. However, modern science has finally discovered something more useful than gimmicky "chaser" pills: hangover-free booze.  Keep Reading »

When most of us are dicking down a fine-looking lady -- one who probably isn't fine looking in daylight or in a state of sobriety -- we generally aim to please her. Not because we care about her or want her to share in our orgasmic enjoyment but because we take pleasure in the ego boost that goes along with turning a girl's box into a sopping wet rain forest and partially because no one wants a bad rap for being a shitty lay. So that is why most of us always try to hit the G-spot -- an alleged point of sheer bliss located within women's junk region near her pubic bone and around the corner from her cervical hood. But does the G-spot really exist?  Keep Reading »

Ever since the day women started sprouting breasts, men have been staring holes through them. Hell, if our eyes had laser beams in them, our world would be full of titless women. Nothing will ever stop you, me, or any other man from our pursuit of cleavage. It wouldn't matter if we were conducting emergency open heart surgery and time was of the utmost importance. If we caught a set of feedbags on a nurse on the other side of the operating room, we would take 10 to 15 seconds to admire them in all their gelatinous glory, and eventually get back to tying up that aorta. Some might consider all that gawking to be inappropriate or perverted, but if I were to tell you that staring at a set of gigantic boobs for 30 minutes a day would increase your life span, would you believe me? You fucking better.  Keep Reading »

If you've got a spare 2 minutes and 30 seconds -- or just need a break from what you're doing -- you really need to watch the video after the jump. It's that cool.  Keep Reading »

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It's time to hit the treadmill, shotgun a beer, and toast a group of Spanish researchers, who found that beer hydrates you better than water. Seriously, it's only a matter of time before your local gym starts offering you a brew instead of Gatorade after a grueling workout.

In June, Science magazine published a report in which 25 student subjects ran at peak levels on treadmills in extreme heat. After their run half were given plain old H20 to drink and the other half were given two pints each of beer. The researchers compared all of the student's hydration levels, motor skills, and their ability to concentrate. Turns out the beer drinkers had a "slightly better" hydration level due to the sugars, salts, and bubbles in beer that allow the body to absorb water. Another bonus was carbohydrates in beer help to refill calorie deficits lost from strenuous exercise.  Keep Reading »

Most are actually having sex as we speak, according to this report. Meanwhile, science nerds are getting the least amount of action. This is just shocking. [Photo: Sophia Myles from Art School Confidential]  Keep Reading »

An academic journal publishes a piece showing how facebook profiles can reveal egotistical tendencies. Tag yourself much?  Keep Reading »