So I usually focus on guy food (fatty, meaty, starchy, greasy, cheesy, salty goodness) because, well,that's the kind of food I eat when I'm with my bros. Pizza, wings, nachos. I eat like a pig when I'm with my buddies because I can't do it around my girl or she will think, rightly so I might add, that I am a human garbage dispose-all.

So most nights out of the week I cook for her and me and try to impress her with my culinary skills every time. That is how I got to her in the first place. Trust me, guys, other than a silver tongue, quick wit, and a big cock, the only thing a girl wants is a guy that knows how to apply heat to food. So here's a recipe I cooked the other night for my girl that made her very happy, along with some general cooking-for-women guidelines. Hopefully it'll get the job done for you, too.  Keep Reading »

I rarely drink white wine. Not because of its taste, in fact I rather enjoy the sweetness, but more so because it reminds me of a cocktail that my mother and her friends would order over Cobb salads while discussing the thread count of designer sheets. It's just so blah -- and practical -- it doesn't stain your teeth and it wouldn't even burn if you threw it in someone's face during a bar fight. Plus, it puts you to sleep... or so I thought.

The other night I arrived late to a party hosted by some of my snooty film buff friends and the only drink left was white wine. One glass turned into several and the next thing I know, I'm red faced and leading my boy toy towards the exit. After a wild and crazy session between the sheets that probably woke my neighbors and had them craving a cigarette, he turned to me and said, "If cheap white wine is all it takes for you to get like that, there's plenty more where that came from."

I always knew that alcohol had an effect on my desire to have sex, but I never realized how much influence it had over my sexual style. And really, such logic makes perfect sense. I behave completely differently after long night of pounding tequila shots verses chugging beer. And jungle juice... whoa... let's just say that is a sure fire way to succumb to the walk of shame.

So what is the perfect cocktail for a night of raucous debauchery? Just call me The Sexual Mixologist because after nights of exhausting research, I have determined the sexual effects of various types of alcohols. To gain a little insight into your late night plans, consider her drink of choice:


Whisk(e)y: There is a reason the slogan for Pendleton Canadian Whisky is "Let'er Buck": whisk(e)y chicks can buck all night. These girls are wild and probably no stranger to the mechanical bull in your local dive bar. Snag one of these firecrackers and you are in store for a wild night of girl-on-top sex. Feel free to give her a little spank -- don't worry, she'll like it.  Keep Reading »