Editor's Note: This is a new column by Fratrick Chayzee and Gordon Bomchay, masters of the art of Chaying.



Similar to the notion that weed is a gateway drug to harder substances, being cool in high school is the gateway to success in future social scenes. A standard high school house party in many respects represents a microcosm of the many different party scenes that arise later in life from college fraternity parties to Ibiza nightclubs. I have compiled a short list of standard party venues, including etiquette and guidelines, to hopefully maximize a Bro's utility of the substances available when in the mood to chay. I would not be presumptuous enough to claim that I am describing the epitome of every single party scene, but if you cannot find any relation between what I am explaining and your own social life then grab your beret, Macbook Pro, and go back and start taking advantage of the free WiFi at Starbucks.

House Party:

Although occasionally some people have managed to reinvent themselves during college, often the same people who run the show at Mr. and Mrs. Pickford's house when they leave town are the same people running no-huddle shotguns at the fraternity house and being dead-lifted out of the bar before midnight.  Keep Reading »