Sick and tired of failing at relationships? Are you in a tizzy over your ex-girlfriend posting pictures on Facebook that suggest she is now banging some other chap? Can't seem to ever find that girl who you want to commit to? Well friend, you're not alone. And I have a potential answer to all these problems, a way to escape your past relationship blunders, feel good about yourself, and drop a hot load in the process. The one-night stand!

Like most rational people, I hope to find a nice girl when I go out, but nine times out of 10 things don't pan out that way, so I go with plan B (not the infant killer, the other plan B). While being single for the last four years, I have learned something about myself -- I am horny as hell and hand release just doesn't cut it. Now I'd like to think of myself as a gentle and caring individual, so rather than date a girl who I don't really like -- wasting her time and mine -- I have become a gigantic fan of the one-night stand. It's clean, it's uncomplicated, it leaves me feeling a bit naughty and at the end of the day I can still look at the reflection I see in the mirror and shower it with pleasantries.

The one-night stand is not for everyone though, so please use discretion before proceeding. People who should avoid them are those who fall in love easily, suffer from bouts of sever epilepsy, or have the closing speed of an offensive lineman when it comes to sealing the deal.
Below is a list of Do's and Don'ts to follow throughout the night -- from getting dressed to your exit strategy.

Clothing:
Do wear something that you look good in and feel confident wearing. If you're unsure about what you're wearing, a strong chance exists that you look like a tool. If you generally dress like a turd, seek help from a girl.

Don't pop your collar, blow your hair out like a Guido (unless you're going out in Staten Island), or put on anything that is inappropriate for the situation. A three-piece suit is a first-class look for when you're out poaching cougars but it has no place being in a collegiate atmosphere.  Keep Reading »

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