As the leaves start to turn, and it gets harder and harder to get out of bed for classes, every college bro can count on a couple of things:

1. The girls start to get uglier. I'm not sure how to explain this phenomenon. Maybe it's the multiple layers of clothing they bundle up in to walk to class, or their irrepressible fall appetites. Sorority girls eat like packs of chipmunks in the fall, getting their body fat to optimal levels before retiring for the long winter months.

2. Classes get harder. Exams start to pile up towards the end of October, and it doesn't get any easier until we all head home for winter break.

One of the most interesting/important fall traditions, however, is the inevitable visit to campus by your parents. Like a sailor sensing a storm far off on the horizon, every bro has come to fear the weekend when their parents set foot on the sacred playground of booze and beaver.

So how the hell do you prepare yourself to survive a couple of days with mom and pop scrutinizing every detail of your collegiate lifestyle? Here are a couple of do's, and some very important don'ts:  Keep Reading »

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This semester I've been working hard to land a summer internship but the economy is fucked and no one is hiring. Nevertheless, I've been grinding my ass off to get an internship at a sports marketing firm because next to drinking and smoking pot, that's something I think I'm good at. Anyways, through a family connect, I finally landed an interview at a sick firm that was exactly what I was looking for. I charmed the pants off the chick that interviewed me and was told three weeks ago that I got the internship.

This was amazing news... until I found out that they were gonna make me take a piss test. I blaze several times a day and there is no chance I'd actually pass the test so I knew I needed a back-up plan. Money is tight when you are a college kid so I had to think of an excuse to convince my mom to buy me fake piss because I heard it cost $50.

I flew home the day before the interview and asked my mom if she wanted to go out to lunch, which immediately made her very skeptical. I hadn't asked her to do anything in 10 years so she definitely assumed I was either in trouble or needed money. About 20 minutes into our awkward conversation, I finally came clean:

"Listen mom, I smoke marijuana. Not a lot but every so often. If I take this drug test tomorrow I am going to fail and not get the summer internship. Our only solution is for you to give me $50 and take me to a head shop to get some fake piss."  Keep Reading »

Why does my mom only like my girlfriends after we break up? For some reason she has this protective instinct that takes over when I start dating a girl. But as soon as I break up with her, she'll immediately start...  Keep Reading »

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