Calling all bros, so I recently broke my arm and i suck at switch hitting. So I was wondering, whats the other most bro way to get a nut (without a girl obviously). Now we all know the usual stuff, humpin a...  Keep Reading »

For you new-to-college bros out there, I'm sure you have now realized that beating off isn't nearly as easy as it was at home. At home, I would spend about two minutes looking for a quality production and tug away most nights because well, why not? Beating your meat is one of the most satisfying things you can do with your free time. There is nothing like a good solid jopo (jerk-off-pass-out) to really get you well rested for the next day. When I first got to college, I was worried that my ability to function in society would suffer drastically without this crutch. For the first week or so, I avoided my little soldier like I wish I avoided that jungle juice on Saturday night. I'm still mad I didn't get a wet dream, because sure, they are kind of embarrassing, but wet dreams are fucking awesome when they're happening. I just couldn't take it anymore, so with some creativity, a little research, and a pair of fully loaded testes, I touched myself. Twice. Let it be said here, college is no reason to slow down your beat count. Here are some tips/ stories/ thoughts/ whatever about whacking it for a college bro.

1. Far and away the most important thing: Learn your roommate's schedule immediately. Not just his class schedule, but when he eats, when he works out, when he goes to practice, whatever. My personal favorite is waking up and knowing my roommate is in class for another 45 minutes. God gave me morning wood for a good reason, not just to make it incredibly difficult to pee. If your roomie is an athlete, then you have a few guaranteed hours to work with in the afternoons.  Keep Reading »

The Japanese think of everything. Check out the new set of Tenga Egg guy masturbation tools. The Egg is made in six different styles: Twister, Stepper, Spider, Silky, Clicker, and Wavy. Here's the description from Kanojo Toys, where you can buy the Eggs:

Just out on the market, the new Tenga Eggs are the latest masturbation innovation from the geniuses at Tenga, here in Tokyo. From packaging to internal design, tenga Eggs are quick and quality masturbation aids for men, and they come in SIX stimulating varieties of internal design.



The Tenga Eggs are meant to enhance hand masturbation by providing a stimulating silicone layer while still letting you feel the warmth and contours of your hand. Coming in six versions, each with an internal lube, these silicone wonders are ready to go right out of their shells! They're egg sized and shaped, but their soft silicone and unique inside layers stretch ALL the way down however you want.

Check out more commercials after the jump.  Keep Reading »

Yesterday, we introduced you to a new column, "Ask A Hot Girl," in which all your most pressing questions are answered by, well, a hot girl. We know, however, that sometimes you need a fellow Bro's take on a particular issue, so here's the first installment of our other new column, "Ask a Bro," written by our very own Waffles McButter.

The Bro's Question:
My girlfriend and I live together and she hates that I still masturbate several times a week. She thinks that it is demeaning to her and a sign that I am not satisfied. How can I assure her that I feel fulfilled with our love life but still continue to masturbate to porn occasionally?

Waffles McButter's Answer:
Dear Harry Palms,  Keep Reading »

Every time I peruse porn websites, I can't help but be overwhelmed by the vast array of fetishes there are. Today's world of porn allows the "jacker" to escape the confines of his bed, computer chair or holding cell, and be whisked away into his own sexual wonderland. Earlier this week, I embarked on an arduous journey, spanning across several distinguished porn sites, to find fetishes that were interesting, confusing, and remarkably disturbing. I kept my research to straight porn, because I am a straight man and while certainly I enjoy watching two men double-penetrating a female, I DO NOT find any joy in watching two men gather stool samples on each others penises. That said, below is a list of 8 fetishes that stood out to me in my Internet travels (editor's note: we're forgoing the usual links and video examples; you know where to find these):

1. White Chicks, Black Dicks: This gem is self explanatory. It is truly a great fetish choice for the guy who likes to feel bad about his own endowment while he gets off. Personally I would enjoy White Chicks, Asian Dicks. That would at least make me feel adequate and give me the false sense that I too could someday star in a porno.

2. Balloons: I actually had to view several clips of this fetish to fully grasp the concept. Sadly, those clips didn't clear much up since all they offered were naked girls posing with over sized balloons. My hat goes off to anyone who can successfully blow a load to this.

3. POV (Point of View): In this type of porn, you never see the man's face so you feel like you're right there in the trenches actually receiving that fellatio or giving your all to that girl's gash. This is probably the choice of most unintentional virgins.  Keep Reading »