Everyday Joes should be proud of a simple existence. Cluttered closets are for chicks, but some things we accumulate are just right and deserve our time and storage space. Here's our list of 10 mancessories you shouldn't be ashamed to own.


1. The multi-million candle-power spotlights. With handgun grips and trigger activation, blinding people at the speed of light has never been more fun. Carry one in your car and when things get sketchy at a rave, whip it out and play cop and watch 'em scatter like roaches. Be sure to score one with a locking trigger, bolted on hardware that allows it to free stand, and in-car charging cables. If you really want to shine people on, be the guy who shows up to the lake with Vector's twin beam 3 million candle power super light. Now all you need is 2,000 buddies with the same light and you can signal spacecraft together.


2. A Pulaski. Named after firefighting legend Ed Pulaski, who during a raging 1910 blaze in Idaho ordered his crew to stay inside a mineshaft for their safety and wound up saving their lives. Since some of the panicked nancies wanted to flee into open flames and certain doom, Pulaski kept them in the shelter at gunpoint. If saving a crew of firefighters wasn't enough, he then went on to craft the half-ax, half-mattock wildland firefighting essential tool -- the Pulaski. From prepping gardening soil to breaking fireline, the Pulaski is a must-have mancessory. Keep one around to split logs for cozy fires with your lady in the winter. Nothing beats a romantic lesson on how to wield a hybrid ax. Besides, that sort of exchange is a great barometer to gauge what type of woman you're with. If she can brandish a Pulaski, she's a keeper. If she balks, don't count on her to save you when a campsite-invading bear is death humping you.  Keep Reading »