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Looking for house to throw big party (Denver)

Date: 2009-11-22, 3:49PM MST
Reply to: Kontactproductions@yahoo.com

Im looking to throw house parties. I got djs, sound, and people to come. just need a house with the space.

E mail if you have any questions

Location: Denver
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Me, my bros and the rest of my brommunity just went through the best bro time ever: homecoming. I don't know how your schools do or did it, but mine does it right. A week of bro contests and week long parties. The way...  Keep Reading »

For many of us who have spent college abusing our bodies, there are very few times we should ever go shirtless in public. If your athletic days waved bye bye to you long ago like they did to me, there is little to no motivation to show skin. However, there comes a time in every bro's life when we decide to say fuck it and do our best Chris Farley Chippendales impersonation. Many of us fail in our attempts to live up to Farley's talent or passion, but every once in awhile, the stars align and we hit it square on the fucking head. We've all been there when one of our buddies out of nowhere decides to rip his shirt off at a party or bar ('80s bands like Journey on a jukebox or iPod are generally the culprit). Whether it's to get a few laughs out of the rest of us or because he actually thinks the move will impress some chick he's trying to mean mug, it's usually awkward, lame, and poorly timed.

But like I said, every now and again, a bro times ripping off his shirt perfectly and it comes out looking majestic. In the end, it all comes down to timing. Too early in the night and you might as well dig your own grave. I mean if we're talking before having even shown up with Bacardi Breezes, one of your buddies should just rock you in the face to save you the embarrassment. Here's some advice that I picked up from a wily fifth-year senior when it comes to taking your shirt off: At bars it's acceptable to go topless when there is less than 30 minutes until close or they have yelled last call. For house parties, the clock must strike midnight before flesh can be exposed. The only exception to these rules is the day chay, where having your shirt on at any point is unacceptable.  Keep Reading »

Editor's Note: This is a new column by Fratrick Chayzee and Gordon Bomchay, masters of the art of Chaying.



Similar to the notion that weed is a gateway drug to harder substances, being cool in high school is the gateway to success in future social scenes. A standard high school house party in many respects represents a microcosm of the many different party scenes that arise later in life from college fraternity parties to Ibiza nightclubs. I have compiled a short list of standard party venues, including etiquette and guidelines, to hopefully maximize a Bro's utility of the substances available when in the mood to chay. I would not be presumptuous enough to claim that I am describing the epitome of every single party scene, but if you cannot find any relation between what I am explaining and your own social life then grab your beret, Macbook Pro, and go back and start taking advantage of the free WiFi at Starbucks.

House Party:

Although occasionally some people have managed to reinvent themselves during college, often the same people who run the show at Mr. and Mrs. Pickford's house when they leave town are the same people running no-huddle shotguns at the fraternity house and being dead-lifted out of the bar before midnight.  Keep Reading »

Amazing find from a Bro searching for jobs in the "etcetera" category in New York. An international market research company is looking for a New Yorker and three of his or her friends to basically drink a lot in their own homes. And they'll pick up the tab! Check out the details:

The study will take place at your home in the evening (Early June is the current timeframe). It will be you, three of your closest friends (who you often drink with) and the researchers. We will give you $100 to purchase alcoholic beverages and food for the event.

In addition to that, you will be paid $250 for hosting the event and each of your friends will be paid $100 for attending. The event will last approximately two hours.

If you are interested in participating, answer the following questions. Please have the names/numbers of your friends handy as well, as we will need to ask them some questions as well.  Keep Reading »