After hyping it up for weeks, Howard Stern this morning crowned the hottest Tiger Woods mistress during an on-air beauty pageant. Noel Biderman, founder and CEO of AshleyMadison.com, co-sponsored the event and participated as a judge, along with Robin Quivers, Fred Norris, and Stern. Unfortunately, only three of Tiger's supposed 12-plus mistresses were in attendance: Tool Academy contestant Jamie Grubbs, Las Vegas model Jamie Jungers, and 26-year-old model Loredana Jolie Ferriolo. The winner walked away with $75,000 dollars and a 3.5-caret black diamond mistress ring, made by the famed Philadelphia jeweler Steven Singer. Thanks to The Daily Stern, we've provided the pageant's results along with a recap of juicy confessions about Tiger's crazy sex habits. Check it out after the jump.  Keep Reading »

Who's Rhian Sugden? We had never heard of her before tonight, but apparently she's a 23-year-old English model who's a regular "Page 3 Girl" and the star of the new issue of Nuts Magazine. This latest shoot is very NSFW: every shot but the one above is topless, and amazingly, Rhian's boobs are very real. Enjoy them in all their glory after the jump. Again, here's your NSFW warning.  Keep Reading »

By now most of you have figured out that anytime we can rope hot chicks into our day, we do. We're perverts; there really is no other logical excuse or explanation to it. Even during something as manly as Mustache March, we have found it imperative to have a post honoring chicks. In order to do this we had a few plausible options but rather than comb the pages of National Geographic to find extremely nasty broads from underdeveloped countries with intense lip hair and elf-shoe shaped tits, we decided to spare everyone that ungodly sight and instead show hot broads with milk mustaches. After all, the only better way to get some hot chicks involved in Mustache March would be to post pictures of broads taking mustache rides to Pleasure Town. Unfortunately, the head honchos at BroBible tell me that this isn't a porn site, so we'll have to settle for milk mustaches for now. But look at this optimistically, now you can imagine what these broads would look like if you shot your cock chowder all over their lip.

Below are 35 photos from the very popular Got Milk? ads. Some of the photos are old, some are new, but all are of pretty delectable broads whose mammary glands we ourselves would like to milk.  Keep Reading »

Vaguely resembling "Fear Factor," the hottest television game show craze du jour in France is called Fort Boyard. According to its Wikipedia page, contestants participate in physical endurance and adventure challenges and sleep in a derelict and creepy prison fort. What caught our attention was this sexy nine minute video floating around the Internet. Apparently the requisite for getting on the show is a wardrobe of low-cut shirts and a great rack. Check out Fort Boyard's cleavage episode after the jump.  Keep Reading »

Besides the David vs. Goliath victory of "Hurt Locker" over "Avatar" and Jeff Bridges' Best Actor acceptance speech, one of our favorite things about the Oscars is the beautiful A-list women who come out for Hollywood's biggest night. This year's Academy Awards appeared to be cougar central with Sandra Bullock, Mariska Hargitay, and queen puma Demi Moore smoking-up the red carpet. We've rounded up the 30 hottest women at last night's Academy Awards and making the rounds at the after-party circuit. Check out the premium eye-candy after the jump.

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Tim Burton's adaptation of "Alice in Wonderland," starring Mia Wasikowska, Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham-Carter, and Anne Hathaway, hits theaters tonight, and in honor of the opening, our friends over at COED Magazine rounded up 92 photos of naughty Alices. We've got a few more examples after the jump.  Keep Reading »

Note from Waffles: To have the chicks at your school/alma mater dissected or if you are a feminist swine with a bone to pick, email me at WafflesMcButter@BroBible.com.

To the chagrin of many of you, I will not be doing the Naval Academy this week. Like most of you, I initially saw the pure comedy that would come out of slicing apart the women there, but then AG made me realize that some articles -- especially those that speak ill towards people who will be serving and protecting our country once they graduate -- should not be written. So it's not that we have gotten soft or no longer want to take hefty shits on people (because that fire still burns bright), it's just that we won't rip apart the people who risk their lives every day so that people like us can sit back and enjoy freedom.

So this week we are continuing with our apparent SEC theme and dissecting the chicks at the University of Kentucky. I did not choose UK because I am trying to complete the SEC schools (eventually we will get to them all) but because March Madness is approaching and with Kentucky being a tournament favorite, there really isn't a more opportune time during the year than now to finally remove them from the purgatory that is my ever-expanding list. (Side Note: If you happen to detest all things related to Kentucky basketball -- John Wall's pathetic excuse for a dance, Coach Calipari's greasy haired gusto and the heartrending departure of Ashley Judd's good looks -- then you might be in luck because it has come to my attention that a BroBible curse may exist. It is still too early to say, but Villanova's basketball team suffered three losses immediately after their College Chick Breakdown was posted on Feb 15.)  Keep Reading »

While North America and the rest of the world continue to milk the hangover from Tiger Wood's extramarital philandering, a juicy sports scandal is unraveling in Australia during the dog days of the Southern Hemisphere summer. Lara Bingle, one of Australia's best known models and cricket WAGs, is suing her ex-boyfriend, Brendan Fevola, an Australian-rules football player for the Brisbane Lions, for taking a picture of her nude in the shower. So what? Fevola allegedly blasted the picture out to all of his cricket clubhouse friends before Australia's Women's Day magazine got a hold of it and decided to publish. It gets better.

As we understand it, she's currently the fiance to revered Australian cricket vice captain, Michael Clarke. Apparently Bingle and Fevola were having an affair at the time. In addition to being a smoking-hot model and high-profile media darling, Bingle is also a former Australian tourism ambassador. So, at its core, the hubbub is the hypothetical U.S. equivalent to Minka Kelly cheating on Derek Jeter with Johan Santana, who spreads sext-ing pictures of Jeter's squeeze to the entire National League before the New York Post gets their hands on them.

Not to be the proverbial ugly and ignorant American, but the magnitude of this sports blow-up really doesn't mean anything to me. What the hell do I know about cricket and the demands of living in the Aussie media spotlight? Nonetheless, the incident piqued my curiosity and inspired a brief investigation into a related topic: the WAG phenomenon Down Under. The tabloid obsession with the wives and girlfriends of profession athletes has exploded in Australia, with the WAGs of contracted cricket players occasionally having to attend group counseling sessions. With a little research, I was able to track down the 15 hottest Australian WAGs of cricketers, Australian-rules footballers, and even a tennis player. Let it serve as further proof that a country famous for kangaroos, an excellent surf scene, Steve Irwin (RIP), and "Men at Work," also boasts magnificently beautiful women.  Keep Reading »

Girls

• There's nothing like a good cigar. Here's a gallery of over 20 girls smokin' stogies. [COED]
  
• Marisol Gonzalez-shows off her sexy World Cup countdown. [
  
• Happy 28th birthday Jessica Biel. [MoonDog Sports]
  
• I wonder if she was an entry in the American Apparel contest. [Double Viking]
  
• These Ukrainian protesters are dressed like freak shows, yet surprisingly hot. [The Chive]
  
• Hot damn! It's Elle Macpherson. [Don Chavez]
  
• If you fill out Playboy's "NCDD" March Maddness bracket, you can win a trip to a Playboy photo shoot. Link NSFW. [Playboy]
  
• Photos from a naked body painting party. [Village Voice]
  
• Christina Hendricks looking fine as always. [Big Smudge]
  
• A spandex gallery, if you're into that. [Caveman Circus]
  
• Rosie Huntington Whiteley is hot. [NextRound]
  
• Jessica Stroup is a Lakers fan. [Epic Carnival]
  
• Krystal Rae is your lender of last resort at the Spank Bank. [Gorilla Mask
  
  Sports
  
• Top 10 surprises of the NFL combine. [Bleacher Report]
  
• Tony Romo passes on Jessica Simpson and her "sexual napalm." [With Leather]
  
• Ryan Miller cheered, Sidney Crosby booed in Pittsburgh. [Guyism]
  
• In order to get people to games, the disgraced New Jersey Nets are offering to do people's taxes. Yikes. That's pretty bad when the game itself and hot girls don't work. [Unathletic]
  
  News and Notable
  
• Joan Rivers went on Howard Stern today and told a story about when a man she went on a date with dropped dead mid-date. [Eater]
  
• A massive flight attendant prostitution ring was busted in India. [Regretful Morning]
  
• An Alice and Wonderland review. [Bullz Eye]
  
• How novel. Quick Car Flirting helps you pick up the girl who pulled up next to you at a red light. [Quick Car Flirting]
  
  Funny, Random, Etc.
  
• 25 creative uses for old beer cans. [Holy Taco]
  
• 20 ways to outsmart a ninja. [Linkiest]
  
• 10 masturbatory situations. [College Humor]
  
• The funniest guitar-playin' faces of all time. [Uncoached]
  
• 5 best hoarders moments. [Heavy]
  
• How the movie studios got their logos. Asylum]
  
• 12 awesome ice sculptures. [Maxim]
  
• A round-up of all the times "I'm a God" was said in a movie. [Unreality]
  
• "How to Make It In America" simplified. [The Daily What]
  
• 11 worst dates ever. [11 Points]
  
• How to drift an Audi A4 on ice. Complex]
  
  This is interesting. So apparently Chad Ochocinco works out naked just like Chuck Liddell. We assume this is another absurd and ridiculous Reebok ad. Watch the video after the jump, if you feel so inclined.  Keep Reading »

If you think you have the looks, swagger, and dank kindbud connections to pick up Megan Fox for a one-night stand, don't get your hopes up. In the April Issue of Harper's Bazaar UK, the foxy 24-year-old starlet claims there are only two notches in her bedpost. Much to the anticipation of fawning men everywhere, she also dishes about her first movie sex scene in "Jonah Hex," a Wild West horror flick that's set to be released on June 18th. However, don't get your hope up for sneaking a peak at her goods. She tells Harper's, "I had on underwear and silicone covers that you wear over your breasts," adding, "My body parts are all I have left now that are only mine, the world owns everything else." Read what Fox thinks about a one-night stand and check out her latest pics the jump.  Keep Reading »

To see the first set of NSFW Rhian Sugden photos from the new Nuts Magazine, click here.

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O.K. Canada, you can keep your cherished hockey supremacy along with your impeccable politeness, Tim Hortons, and giant, inflatable beavers. Ryan Miller, however, clearly won't be crying about a hard-earned silver medal on the shoulders of his ultra-hot girlfriend,Noureen DeWulf. Last week the Buffalo Sabres goalie and Olympic hockey MVP revealed details about his relationship with DeWulf to Ryan Seacrest. The 24-year-old B-movie actress was catapulted into the public spotlight in 2007 with a role in the Academy Award winning short film, "West Bank Story." Her profile was elevated with TV appearances and a role alongside Matthew McConaughey and Jennifer Garner in last year's "Ghost of Girlfriend's Past." Watch out Elisha Cuthbert, Hillary Duff, and Melanie Collins: this sexy Indian-American actress and Boston University alumna may topple the throne of hot NHL WAGs. In the meantime, is Miller one lucky guy or what? The 20 hottest Noureen DeWulf pictures are after the jump.  Keep Reading »

Note from Waffles: College Chick Breakdowns is a weekly piece that sets out to explore all different types of chicks that one might encounter at a certain institution of higher learning. I am currently working through a lot of past requests but to have the chicks at your school/alma mater dissected or if you are a feminist swine with a bone to pick, email me at WafflesMcButter@BroBible.com.

Last week we got an email to do the University of Alabama. For various reasons I decided to push this to the top of the list, mainly because I have been neglecting larger institutions for a while now and I felt the need to travel south to finally give our brothers below the Mason-Dixon line some love. It's not that I hate focusing on smaller schools in the Northeast, because I don't (I understand a large segment of the Brommunity resides there). It's just that every time I have to write about a religious college -- Catholic, Methodist, Jesuit, or otherwise -- a little part of me commits suicide.  Keep Reading »

Today we stumbled upon a sexy and eye-catching video of Brenda Lynn and Shay Maria posing with stacks of Solo cups. Apparently the video is part of a viral ad campaign for Primitive, a clothing and shoe company started by skating legend Paul Rodriguez Jr (aka P-Rod). If you're not already craving a beer pong game on this abysmal Thursday afternoon, you will be after seeing these two stunners surrounded by cherry-red plastic and taking table shots.  Keep Reading »

For the most part, BroBible readers know how famous and accomplished Bros spend their free time: Jack Nicholas goes to Laker games. Bill Murray owns minor league baseball teams. Brad Pitt jet sets around the world, fostering his addiction to quality architecture and grade-A women. But what the hell do female models and movie stars do in their free time while living the fab-life, besides popping champagne, hawking perfume, doing the occasional photo shoot/movie, and shacking up with their male Hollywood peers? Over the last few days I poured through scores of interviews and gossip databases on a fact-finding mission to dig up some unusual trivia about the unique pastimes of 17 incredibly beautiful -- and highly successful -- ladies. Don't expect the usual celebrity orgy of philanthropy, singing, modeling, acting, and collecting wine, real estate, or children. Instead, these hot dames spend their spare time doing everything from ping-pong to polo to race car driving, in addition to their nine-to-five careers and public personas. Some boast sexier pastimes than others (I'm looking at you, Eva Longoria Parker, Marisa Miller, and Angelina Jolie). Read on after the jump.

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