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Last week we listed the 11 worst things that a guy can do to ruin it with a girl in bed. From owning an unfortunately small battering ram to grunting like an animal, we determined that while a guy needs to stay on top of his game, there are only a few obstacles (or faults) he has to overcome. With that in mind, this week we wanted to compile a list for our female readers (yes, they do exist) of the things that they should be cognizant of, or in most cases avoid, when they are romancing our genitals.

Since guys are far more shallow when it comes to just about everything, this list could probably get to over a hundred entries, but we'll start small with 30 and let the Brommunity chime in. Remember, Bros, this is your chance to stand atop Mount BroBible and air all of your grievances towards what you hate seeing out of women in bed. Please do so liberally and take no prisoners.

1. Our sobriety and your newfound ugliness. Inebriated judgment on our part is not your fault but it is certainly still a huge strike against you. Consider reconstructive surgery.

2. Facial hair. We get it, your Italian, but for Christ's sake you shouldn't be a frontrunner in the Mustache March competition. Spend a few extra bucks a month on waxing so you can look a little more like a lady and a little less like an ape.  Keep Reading »

hey bros so i'm on my schools lax team and i was noticing the other day that a lot of the girl's spring sports teams have a ton of slampieces. me and my bros took a poll and so far girls lax is the hottest, girls soccer...  Keep Reading »

for my man brojandro. you're a pussy. lets hear the complaints about this one. start chilling.  Keep Reading »

Alright Bros, I'm in need of some serious help. I'm in my sophomore year at BU. I play club lax, I love to pound brews with my boys, and I love gettin big in the weight room. I rock my sperry's, lax pinney's and...  Keep Reading »

Note from Waffles: To have the chicks at your school/alma mater dissected or if you are a feminist swine who needs to be knocked down a few pegs, email me at WafflesMcButter@BroBible.com.

Why do most men consider Spring Break to be the crown jewel of each collegiate year? In a few words: deplorable debauchery coupled with sexual ambiguity followed by not even one ounce of remorse. That's right friends; no other week during the entire school year exists -- save for an impromptu winter break excursion with your bros -- where a guy is afforded the opportunity to act like he wants to act (see: complete and utter scumbag) towards every non-gun carrying member of society.  Keep Reading »

Bros im lookin for a college with the most redheads, where are they?  Keep Reading »

Bros, would love to hear your thoughts on this place. I know it is in the NESCAC so that automatically makes it awesome, how does it compare to the other NESCAC schools? Can anyone tell me anything about it? What are...  Keep Reading »

Last night on "The Daily Show," Jon Stewart decided to investigate ChatRoulette, and managed to get a few fellow news anchors to help him with his reporting. Along with Wyatt Cenac and Jason Jones, check out Keith Olberman, Katie Couric, Diane Sawyer, Brian Williams, and some chick from Fox News using everyone's favorite new Internet service. The funny video is after the jump.  Keep Reading »

My fellow bros, It has come to my attention that the majority of "bros" on this site are of the assumption that every institution of higher learning is chock full of fine slampieces (i.e. 10s and 9s). For many...  Keep Reading »

A month ago, we told you about American Apparel's "Best Bottom" contest, and shared photos of some of the early front-runners. The voting is now over, and we gather that the top vote getter, a young lady from Santo Domingo who dubs herself (or maybe her ass) "Boom Boom" will soon be revealed as the winner. The big, full photo of Boom Boom is after the jump, along with the next top 20 runners up. Let us know who your favorite is in the Comments!  Keep Reading »

Bros: There is this girl I've seen around campus... ...blonde hair, nice tits, nice ass, in the best sorority ...check, check, check and check. All the things that pinpoint a respectable fuck that will definitely...  Keep Reading »

Alright bros, here is why you should attend Texas Tech. 1. Girls: Tech consistently ranks in the Top 10 lists of hottest student bodies, and the lists sure don't lie. Plenty of slam piece sorostitutes to go around....  Keep Reading »

I'm fully aware that some of you are gonna give me shit for this but whatever. First of all, I'm attractive and it doesn't hurt that I wield a hefty cock. Bitches trip over themselves to talk to me. I pull high 8s to 9s...  Keep Reading »

Alright bro's i know there are alot of good shows out there but i suggest watching SONS OF ANARCHY, its a great show bout a motorcycle club that smuggles guns and drugs and fucks people up, also they fuck many a women....  Keep Reading »

Calling all bros, so I recently broke my arm and i suck at switch hitting. So I was wondering, whats the other most bro way to get a nut (without a girl obviously). Now we all know the usual stuff, humpin a...  Keep Reading »