BroBible - Every Bro Has a Story

by AG | February 25, 2010 at 12:35 a.m.

Earlier today, we told you about GM shutting down its Hummer brand, and we mourned the mega-truck's passing by sharing with you photos of some hot Hummer-worshiping babes. When we were thinking of ways to document the (eventual) loss of Hummers from America's highways, one of our other ideas was to find a bunch of funny Hummer license plates. Check out 11 more hilarious examples after the jump. Keep Reading »

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Nude Snooki Photo Finally Revealed

by joePA | February 12, 2010 at 4:03 p.m.

Good luck getting to www.nakedSnooki.com, the web address where a nude picture of Snooki was posted earlier this afternoon. Intense interest in the site appears to have crashed its flimsy server. Nonetheless, a picture of a very naked Snooki on all fours was quickly gobbled up by the gossip blog press corps shortly after it appeared on the Internet. According to the site's anonymous poster, there appears to be more scandalous photos of the "Jersey Shore" star. If there's a one-in-a-million shot the "Naked Snooki" owner is a BroBible reader, feel free send a confidential e-mail to contact@brobible.com. There's a lot of skin in the pic, so we're going to deem it somewhat NSFW-ish. Check it out after the jump. Keep Reading »

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The Eye of the Chay-ber Tooth Tiger

by joePA | January 26, 2010 at 3:44 p.m.

While on a ski trip in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, a loyal BroBible reader spotted a rare species kickin' it in its natural habitat. Ladies and gentlemen, here is a glimpse of the Chay-ber Tooth Tiger in all its glory. Ross, thanks for sending this in. If you happen to sneak a peek at anything else you think our readers will enjoy, send it to contact@brobible.com. If we publish it, you'll receive a free BroBible t-shirt for your notable capture.

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Tiger's Christmas Card, Siragusa's Shades, and The Situation's Yearbook Photo

by AG | December 21, 2009 at 9:58 a.m.

We got three random, but funny photos forwarded to us over the weekend, so why not start the week off with them? The one above is self explanatory; after the jump, the Goose blocks that sun, and The Situation before he was The Situation. Keep Reading »

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The Downfall of Notre Dame Explained with Photos

by AG | December 15, 2009 at 2:21 p.m.

This email has been making the rounds today, and we had to share....

Tim Tebow - Florida

Mark Sanchez - USC

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This Christmas, Beware of the Sketchy Santas

by AG | December 10, 2009 at 12:46 a.m.

It's been a while since we linked you to a Tumblr all-photo website, and so we figured Sketchy Santas was a worthy one to get things rolling again. A few more samples after the jump. Keep Reading »

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Making the Best of a Snow Day in Madison

by Bro Montaigna | December 9, 2009 at 7:30 p.m.

Up here in Madison, Wisc., we had a major blizzard that dropped 17 inches of snow on us in 36 hours. Classes were cancelled, and my housemates and I did what Bros do best on a snow day... we built a gigantic snow cock. Would probably go well with the giant snowballs from earlier. More photos after the jump. Also, AG asked me to post today's evening roundup. Here it is:

BABES:

30 celebrities copping a feel. [Manofest]
Taking a bite out of boobs. [Double Viking]
Carmen Electra plays Santa. [Don Chavez]
If only Franciska Cser moved that hat a few inches. [Epic Carnival]
The Maxgirls seem very nice. [Guyism]

FUNNY:
Tiger Woods sex tape: fake, but funny. [GorillaMask]
What if women were as horny as men? [YesButNoButYes
Top 10 feared medieval tortures. [Caveman Circus]
How to make a Tobasco bottle disappear. [Uncoached]
A Beaver Creek incident to rival rival the shitting scene in "Dumb and Dumber." [The Danza Tap]
25 examples of extreme laziness. [Holy Taco]
The vengeful god of Tetris. [Unreality Mag]

SPORTS:
A college football "playoff" bill passed a subcommittee in Congress, but probably won't get much further. [With Leather]
The Redskins lost, so this guy's friends got to shoot his flat-screen TV. [Busted Coverage]
Colts president says Tebow won't be an NFL QB. [Big League Screw]
Alabama has canceled classes for the National Championship game. [Unathletic Mag]
Mark Messier is Canada's GM for the 2010 world championship. [ESPN]

ENTERTAINMENT:
17 movies to watch over and over again -- a few suspect choices notwithstanding. [Gunaxin]
Frank Fardel is the Actor Enforcer. [Next Round]

More snow day photos after the jump... Keep Reading »

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Photo Outtakes from 'Hangover' Closing Credits Hit the Web

by AG | November 23, 2009 at 4:48 p.m.

"The Hangover" was one of the biggest hits of the summer, and with the DVD set to hit stores on Dec. 15, photo "outtakes" from the closing credits have just been released. None of them quite hit the extreme of the old lady giving Alan a BJ in the elevator, but they're definitely worth checking out. Keep Reading »

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10 Douchebags Lash Out Over Their Love of Ed Hardy

by Waffles McButter | November 9, 2009 at 2:42 p.m.

If it is not already abundantly clear, we at BroBible would like to affirm that we have zero tolerance for douchebags. Well, unless said douchebag is utilized to cleanse a vagina with halitosis. Then we love it.

Lately, I keep seeing our readers making lewd remarks in the comments about guys who wear Ed Hardy. As a BroBible spokesperson I want to tell everyone, we fucking hate Ed Hardy and we also love that all of you have such strong abhorrence towards these clowns as well. They give real men, like you and I, a bad name and if it were up to me, they would be on trial for their fucking lives, and yours truly would be serving up the executions. Keep Reading »

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Coach Sally Mangina, Dr. Harry Beaver, and Other Unfortunate Names

by AG | October 20, 2009 at 11:02 a.m.

Why is it that we love people with funny-sounding names so much? Is it that we can't believe their parents we're such assholes for naming their kids something embarrassing? Is it that we feel so sorry for these people for having to endure a lifetime of giggles and snickers? Or is it that we think they're idiots for not already changing their name. Here's a full gallery of such poor souls. We've got a few samples after the jump. Keep Reading »

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Movember Mustaches, Marvelous Man Boobs, and Missing Cell Phones

by AG | October 16, 2009 at 4:55 p.m.

We're long overdue for a BroBible Endorses post, so here are a couple items worth knowing about.

We're rapidly approaching "Movember," a month-long nationwide event in which men grow a moustache for 30 days to raise awareness and funds to help find a cure for prostate and testicular cancer. The money raised by Movember in the U.S. is split between the Prostate Cancer Foundation and the Lance Armstrong Foundation. Register at "www.movember.com," do a clean shave on Movember 1, and have fun from then on out with your most creative mustache (ideas are above). Throughout the month, if you send in a photo of your Movember mustache, we'll post it on the BroBible Buzz. 

Also:

Where's My Cell Phone is thankfully not another Tumblr website. It's a website that will actually ring your cell phone if you've lost it. Pretty cool.
A baby in Australia fell underneath a train... and survived. And yes it actually happened. Take that Falcon.
Oh fuck it, Marvelous Man Boobs is just such a Tumblr website, and it's glorious. A few more examples after the jump.
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Believe It or Not, Seahawks Fullback Owen Schmitt Did This to Himself

by AG | October 12, 2009 at 5:33 p.m.

How did Seattle's Owen Schmitt manage to do this to himself? The video is after the jump. [via YesButNoButYes]
Marge Simpson is on the cover of the November issue of Playboy. Homer took the photos. [Bild.de]
A Tennessean woman was arrested for virtually "poking" someone on Facebook. [Tennessean]
Josh McDaniels' on-field, post-game celebration last night was a little reminiscent of a certain mustachioed mass murderer. [Can't All Be Cowboys]
Anthony Kim was allegedly out partying till 4 a.m. during the President's Cup, according to his Sunday opponent, Robert Allenby, who called Kim the "new John Daly" of the PGA Tour. Allenby got crushed by Kim, by the way, and Kim denies it all. [Golf Week]
Dirk Nowitzki's many faces. [Unathletic Mag]
Luz Elena Gonzalez has three names and a whole lot more of everything else. [Guyism]
25 girls with pigtails. [Holy Taco]
Bar Rafaeli is on a beach in a red bikini. [Popoholic]
20 things in nature that look like boobs. [Whip It Out Comedy]
14 incredible carved pumpkins. Also, one more not-so-incredible pumpkin after the jump. [Unreality Mag]
In honor of Christopher Columbus, meet hot Italian Elena Cucci. [The Danza Tap]
Shauna Sand goes pumpkin shopping. [Don Chavez]

Don't forget the video and the pumpkin photo after the jump. Keep Reading »

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Health Care Protest Signs Just as Funny as the Crazies Protesting

by AG | September 21, 2009 at 11:17 a.m.

We believe fully in freedom of speech and that everyone has the right to protest, but some of these loonies who are rallying against the health care bill are just so bad-shit crazy and uninformed that's it hard to take any of their legitimate concerns. And so when we spotted this collection of funny protest signs over at the Huffington Post, we had to share. A few more examples -- including Kanye chiming in, natch -- are after the jump. Keep Reading »

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This Is How You Steal a Kodak Moment

by AG | September 4, 2009 at 3:18 p.m.

Maybe you've seen these photos before, maybe you haven't, but they just landed in our inbox and on this Friday afternoon before the long holiday weekend, we thought it fitting to share. Enjoy -- and watch out who's in the background when your snapping shots this weekend. More after the jump (sort of NSFW for one shot, unless that woman on the beach is a man...). Keep Reading »

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Baby Mamas Stay Classy with Pregnancy Paintings

by AG | August 25, 2009 at 12:23 p.m.

This one was just too good to pass up. Oddee has rounded up the 14 "coolest" pregnant belly paintings. Some more examples after the jump. [Thanks to HR and BB at vf.com for spotting this one.] Keep Reading »

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