On the same day that we heard rumors that Lindsay Lohan has a sex tape that's about to be made public, the above forwarded email image landed in our inbox. Which made us curious, would you be interested in watching a Lohan sex tape? And would you be more or less interested if it was with Samantha Ronson?

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We love when Bros send in forwarded email chains that are funny, embarrassing, disgusting, or just plain off-the-wall ridiculous (got one of your own? send it in via the TIP OFF THE EDITORS button). This one is a classic, even though some of our fellow fratastic Bros are going to feel the brunt of it at the end of the day. A warning to all you college kids out there: if you're going to send emails about your July 4th weekend to all your "Pledgefucks," it's probably best not to CC the entire University's administration, including the President. We've censored all the emails and names to protect the innocent and the truly fucked.

The Original Email:

From: XXXX XXXXX [mailto:xxx.xxxx@xmail.com]
Sent: Monday, July 06, 2009 4:06 PM
To: (We censored the long, long list of email address for obvious reasons but besides the entire fraternity also CCd was the entire school's administration listserv)
Cc: Entire Fraternity
Subject: I'm so much more bro than you are

Hey Pledgefucks,

Can somebody give me an hour-by-hour timeline of exactly what happened at THE XXXXXX FEST or maybe you were somewhere else noteworthy? Unfortunately I did not attend as the thought of a drive from XXXX to XXXX on Sunday of 4th of July weekend gives me nightmares.

You probably got a phone-call from me at some point on Fraturday if you were worthy and live on the east coast since I was probably trying to invite myself, XXXX, and XXXX to whatever you were doing. Yeah we had an epic fratventure. It ended at the XXXXX, obviously. You probably nicely tried to sidestep my blatant self invitation. Exhibit A: XXXX lied and said he was in Florida. I don't really see the harm in inviting myself places, the way I see it: why wouldn't you want to hang out with me?

Unless you are XXX XXXX, who was nice enough to invite the 3 of us to a high school friend shindig in DC and even nicer to introduce me to his hot friends. For some reason, there was nothing he could do about my awkward game. However, he was not nice enough to stay with me late night, ditching me in attempts to hook up with XXXX XXXX (can you blame him?) XXXX also texted my ex-girlfriend, who inexplicably responded to his texts and not mine.

In any event, XXXXXX received 2 thumbs up. XXXXX and XXXXX were gracious hosts. XXXXX is an asshole for leaving without saying goodbye. XXXXX slayed XXXX on XXXX's bed. XXXXX's friend thinks I'm a Steve. Thank god I'm not a Larry.

I'm probably having a much more exciting summer than you are, but I'm tired of spilling my guts out.

The Follow-Up Email From One Administrator to Another:

From: XXXX, XXXXX (the University's Director of Operations & Maintenance)
Sent: Monday, July 06, 2009 4:17 PM
To: XXXX, XXXXX (the Director of Greek Life)
Subject: FW: I'm so much more bro than you are

Hey! Should I write this guy back and let him know I'm not one of his "pledgefucks"??

XXXX XXXX
Director, Operations & Maintenance
University of XXXXXXXXX

(The next email is the best. You must click to the jump.)  Keep Reading »

At BroBible, we like to give all Bros a voice, so when we received the now infamous "top cheese" email, we knew we had to find out what really went down. The BroBible staff was able to track down the "top gun" author/laxer, Jesse Painter, who wanted the opportunity to tell the Brommunity his side of the story.

As a bit of background, last week Painter, a former player at Notre Dame de Namur University in Belmont, Calif., sent an email to the 2008 California state champion Marin Lacrosse Club Dukes requesting a chance to play for the local squad. Here's an excerpt of his original pitch: "You probably don't want any young guns on your team but I am telling you I can probably out sprint any player on your team and can hit top cheese on the run everytime. This is probably not a good way to start off but I have talent and if it wasn't for the recent collapse in the MLL SF dragons squad id probably be playing d mid hanging out with Doug Locker and Joe Romano." (Full text below.)

We hunted Painter down by e-mail and gave him an opportunity to explain and clarify his intentions. Below is his response:

I will reply if you take that mug off of me and show a regular lacrosse picture on the site. heres a suitible one



Anyways heres the story.

I had played against these club teams before in college and smoked them, so really there was no envy to start things off. I was just looking for a suitable team full of guys who might want some younger players. It seemed like maybe they would because I had even seen some highschool players have a game or two with them. It turns out 6 months earlier I had been seriously trying to contact the so called "team managers" on their homepage and by email and I received no response. After a few emails and months later I was at a standstill because no one would give me the time of day. This led me to become a bit fired up and frustrated with these guys so I knew I had to make a statement.  Keep Reading »

My fraternity brother forwarded me this email from his friend from home. The girl (first paragraph) cheated on him and then "apologized"... his response follows in the second paragraph.

Brad,
It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, I feel like the worst person ever. First, let me start by saying that I am truly truly sorry, and I hate myself for hurting you. Of all the people in the whole entire world, you were honestly the last person that I would ever want to wrong in any way. There is no excus that this is something that we can deal with. I know it sounds totally crazy and stupid, I can't imagine my days without you. It is totally strange and weird to say that, and you could say that my behavior didn't reflect that, and you would be correct. I hate feeling like you hate me, and I hate feeling like all of your friends think I am a terrible person, because I am not. I know there is nothing I can say or do to take back what happened. I am so sorry.

Elizabeth


Dear Elizabeth,
Thank you for your concern. I'll be sure to file it away under 'L' for 'Long-winded diatribes from drunken whores I couldn't care less about'. You did a stupid thing huh? No...doing long division and forgetting to carry the one is 'a stupid thing'; Mixing in a red Sock with a load of whites is 'a stupid thing'; Blowing some guy in a bathroom for 45 minutes while I sit at the bar wondering if you're taking so long because you ate too much raisin bran that morning isn't as much a 'Stupid thing' as it is grounds for permanent removal from my social calendar.  Keep Reading »

With the economy stuck in its downward spiral, now's a great time to find bargains at furniture or tech stores in order to deck your pad. But that sales guy on Best Buy or Crate & Barrel is still going to try to either screw you or sucker you unless you go on the offensive. A Bro sent in this inner-office email exchange from yesterday about the fine art of the hard-nosed negotiation. Consider this your first lesson on how it's done...

From: [redacted]
Date: Tue, 10 Feb 2009 17:36:41 -0500
To: [redacted], [redacted], [redacted]
Subject: don't pay retail

Guys, came to a sensational realization that everything is negotiable. I used to think [the boss] was crazy when he would sound off on his stories about carving up sales people at furniture stores etc. This week [my girlfriend] and I ordered $9,000 worth of furniture and paid $7,100.  Keep Reading »