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NFL Considers Changing Overtime Rules for Playoffs

by AG | February 28, 2010 at 2:22 p.m.


After years of bitching by just about everyone about how a simple coin flip often determines the winner of an overtime NFL game, the NFL competition committee is finally considering a rule change -- but only for playoff games. Currently, 100% of teams who win the overtime toss elect to receive the football (natch), and about 60% of those go on to win the game, which is inherently unfair. So what are the recommended changes?  Keep Reading »
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The Football vs Lax War on BMS

by God of Mt. BrOlympus | February 24, 2010 at 12:29 p.m.
In case all you bros didn't catch the episode last night, here's a clip of last night's hilarious Blue Mountain State episode about the football team's war with the laxers. The leader of the laxers doesn't really have...  Keep Reading »
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For the bro we lost to a succubus

by Brofane | February 21, 2010 at 10:44 p.m.
Every bro knows a friend who is whipped. And for those of you who are or may have your friends telling you that you might be, you should read this and take it as a cautionary tale of when your girlfriend controls your...  Keep Reading »
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Mr. T's 22 Gambling Picks for Super Bowl 44

by Mr. T | February 5, 2010 at 12:52 p.m.


I was asked by many if I watched the Pro Bowl last week and most were surprised when they heard the answer was no. A die-hard sports fan like me must've cut a few minutes out of my Sunday to at least catch a few plays, right? No thanks. That's like getting a beej from Rosie O'Donnell in the janitor's closet at Hooter's when Megan Fox is waiting naked in your bed. I'd rather not waste my time going bone to bone when it's obviously not worth it. Now that we've gotten through the dreaded two-week break between actual football games, we can now truly start the hype machine for Sunday's Super Bowl.

The Super Bowl is watched by tens of millions, yet most people are left without a rooting interest in the game. Many people participate in box pools, but those are such horseshit that you're better off not wasting your time. A real football fan turns to prop bets to make the game more compelling and you should too. Anywhere from 30 to 50% of a Vegas casino's handle on the Super Bowl involves prop bets.

Let's take a look at some of the most interesting prop bets out there:

Coin Toss (Heads or Tails, both -101): Both heads and tails are the same value and tails never fails, right? A regular game line is set at a -110 payout so the book can take an even amount on both sides and walk away with the vig. My question is what's the point of the book carrying this if they don't take the full 9% vig? You can save yourself the remaining gig if you have a friend who wants to bet the other side against you. It'll be a nice indicator of how your luck will be for the rest of the game.  Keep Reading »
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NFL Picks: The Best Football Weekend of The Year

by Mr. T | January 22, 2010 at 4:47 p.m.


The most exciting NFL weekend is upon us and we're still two weeks away from the Super Bowl. If you're confused or shocked by my statement about Conference Championship weekend, you obviously haven't been paying attention. Some of the most memorable games in recent memory haven't been the Super Bowl but the Conference Championship games themselves. Sure, last year's Super Bowl came down to the final possession with Santonio Holmes stealing the show, but how bored were you watching Rex Grossman sling it around in the rain against the Colts or seeing the mighty Raiders get washed away by the Buccaneers before halftime? The Super Bowls are usually underwhelming (ESPN ran an article a couple year's ago stating the average Super Bowl grade was a C-plus, although the Sports Guy thinks otherwise about this year's potential matchups) because of two factors: the media spends two weeks running the hype machine and the players get thrown into the uncommon situation of having an extra week off and dealing with added media scrutiny. The reality is Conference Championship weekend is where it's at and the Super Bowl compares somewhere along the line to receiving pictures of Sean Salisbury's penis. Plus you get two games to enjoy instead of just the one.  Keep Reading »
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Playoffs Preview: Brees, Favre, Manning, and Sanchez Get Mic'd Up

by AG | January 21, 2010 at 1:53 p.m.
If there's anything that NFL Films, the NFL Network, Showtime's "Inside the NFL," and HBO's "Hard Knocks" have taught us about football fans' game-watching fetishes it's that we absolutely love hearing the players talking on the field of play. Whether they're trying to pump up their fellow teammates, intimidate their opponents, or sweet-talk the referees, what a player says on the gridiron can be just as compelling as the action itself. After all, if there's only 11 minutes of actual play during a three hour game and another 69 minutes of standing around, then surely at least half the fun is what's shouted and whispered both between the lines and on the bench.

To get us pumped up for this weekend's playoff action, we went searching for the voices of the NFL, namely YouTube videos of this week's stars who have been mic'd up for previous games. From Drew Brees's pre-game pump-up to Brett Favre's asking if his ass slaps sting to Peyton Manning's ripping into his own center, it's all there, caught on tape. Finding "wired" footage for Mark Sanchez and the Jets was a little more difficult, but we think we came up with some good alternatives. So here it is: your mic'd up Playoff Week 2 preview:

Drew Brees and the Saints
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Football on American Samoa is Serious Business

by joePA | January 18, 2010 at 5:32 p.m.
If you tuned into the Jets/Chargers divisional championship game yesterday, there's a pretty good chance you saw the commercial promos for a '60 Minutes' report about American football in the tiny South Pacific island of American Samoa. Obviously CBS positioned and hyped-up the story to bring in football fans. Nonetheless, some of the details about American football on the island are fascinating. According to the report, the island of about 65,000 total residents is a breeding ground for powerhouse NFL talent. Currently there are over 30 NFL players of Samoan descent, including the Troy Polamalu, Chris Fuamatu-Ma'afala, and Jonathan Fanene. Two-thirds of the island's population live beneath the poverty line and high school teams must practice and play on unsafe donated equipment from the United States. However, Samoan football players are estimated to have about a 40% better chance at entering the NFL than a high school football player in the United States. Check out the story after the jump.  Keep Reading »
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Late Night TV Isn't So Disimilar to NFL Football, Plus Playoff Week 2 Picks

by Mr. T | January 15, 2010 at 6:25 p.m.


The biggest news in the world of entertainment this week wasn't Simon Cowell quitting "American Idol" or the possibility of a Lindsay Lohan sex tape (though I'm sure that will get everyone's attention once we actually see the footage). The drama regarding NBC moving Jay Leno back to 11:35 -- just seven months after Conan O'Brien took over "The Tonight Show" and five years and seven months after Conan was promised the job -- has hit new levels of shit hitting fan.  Keep Reading »
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20 Reasons Why Pete Carroll Is An Idiot and Lane Kiffin Is Not

by Waffles McButter | January 13, 2010 at 11:12 a.m.
When the entire country is questioning why you would leave the gorgeous state of California, not to mention one of the most storied programs in all of college football, to go coach the hapless Seattle Seahawks -- a team from a city most famous for the 90s grunge movement, the world's largest free standing dildo, and a movie about insomniac lovers -- you are either a evil genius or a complete idiot. In this case, and given Pete Carroll's NFL track record, I am going to side with those calling him an idiot.

Then, on the flip side of Carroll's career suicide you have Lane "I jump ship faster than Nick Saban" Kiffin, a man who just did his career -- and its dismal 12-21 head coaching record (NFL and collegiate) -- a great service by leaving Tennessee to take the reins (and hopefully bed some grad students) at USC. Athletics notwithstanding, this move to USC is going to make Kiffin a happy man because while the chicks in Knoxville are certainly hot, Kiffin was bread at USC and loves himself some Cali broads. If by some chance you don't believe me that Carroll's decision is moronic and Kiffin's is spot-on, here are 20 really compelling reasons that might change your mind.  Keep Reading »
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A New Year Brings Opportunity and Week 1 of the NFL Playoffs

by Mr. T | January 8, 2010 at 3:42 p.m.


A new year should never be looked at as a bad thing. It should be seen as an opportunity. You can finally stop whining and crying about the ex-girlfriend who broke your heart because things could be looking up for you this year. You can make like the rest of America and start going to the gym as your New Year's resolution to build a body that The Situation would be proud of. You can start planning a summer share or even jump on board with BroBible on Spring Break if you can't wait till' summer to see broads in bikinis. Hell, even Tiger Woods has four majors he can win to make everyone forget he raw-dogged an Applebees waitress in the janitor's closet during her smoke break. (Although I'm not sure he can recover from a gay sex escapade.) Welcome to 2010.  Keep Reading »
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UPDATED: Taking The Gloves Off For The Week 16 NFL Picks

by Mr. T | December 23, 2009 at 4:22 p.m.
You'll find very few people who like a great pay-per-view boxing fight more than me, so I was incredibly disappointed last night when I heard that the highly anticipated Manny Pacquiao vs. Floyd Mayweather Jr. fight may be off. Neither fighter got injured, the promoters agreed to get along, and distribution of the purse wasn't the issue here. Usually those are the only things that prevent fights from happening. This time it's drug testing. Floyd Mayweather's camp wants Olympic-style drug testing leading up to the fight with blood samples as opposed to the standard urinary samples that would occur regularly. There is some skepticism in the Mayweather camp that Pacquiao was only able to successfully move up in weight because he had been getting steroid shipments from a "Ronnie" located in Seaside Heights, N.J. Pacquiao refused to take blood tests because he's very superstitious and doesn't want to change his pre-fight training with blood testing. In his public statement, Mayweather admits that no one wants to take blood with a needle, but he feels as if the sport deserves the best sportsmanship the fighters can provide.  Keep Reading »
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Go Big Or Go Home With 'Avatar' and the Week 15 NFL Picks

by Mr. T | December 18, 2009 at 3:34 p.m.


This weekend marks an exciting time for us movie fans. James Cameron's "Avatar" hits theaters today with the billing as the most expensive movie ever made. Rumors are flying about how much the movie actually cost to make, but whenever a $500 million number gets thrown around, that's no joke. I'm sure there are those in the BroBible universe thinking they couldn't give two shits about a movie directed by the same assclown that put together "Titanic," but let me remind you he's also responsible for "Terminator" and "Aliens." Cameron is legit and his supposed $500 budget proves that. He's spent 12 years putting "Avatar," so the expectations should be as high as the budget.

"Avatar" has all the elements of movies that typically get panned by critics: it has extensive special effect stylization, a supposedly God-awful script, and it's too long. Yet the reviews coming back are overwhelmingly positive so far. It has won over the artsy critic circles purely based on its special effects and innovating action, which is next to impossible to do. In a way, Avatar is a lot like the New Orleans Saints. You know exactly what you are going to get with the Saints and that might make you a bit jaded. The Saints still manage to impress you with showmanship and style; it seems as if "Avatar" is having the same affect on moviegoers.  Keep Reading »
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Will the Colts or the Saints Make Bids for Perfection?

by Mr. T | December 17, 2009 at 4:10 p.m.
The prospect of an undefeated season has arisen for two NFL teams after 14 weeks. Both the Colts and Saints sit without a loss, but the paths they take from here will be vastly different. The Saints seem to care about remaining undefeated. They still have something to play for this week (against the Cowboys) and possibly next week as well (against the Buccaneers) if the Vikings can beat Carolina on Sunday night. New Orleans could follow the path of the 2007 Patriots with the added luck that they won't be playing a possible Super Bowl foe at the end of the regular season. Even if they give a 75% effort in Week 17 against the Panthers, their offense should be firing on all cylinders even with an extra week of rest.  Keep Reading »
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Favre vs. Ocho Cinco, and the Rest of the NFL TV Lineup

by PBRower | December 13, 2009 at 1:00 p.m.
Here's today's NFL lineup:
1 p.m.: New Orleans at Atlanta (FOX)
1 p.m.: Green Bay at Chicago (FOX)
1 p.m.: NY Jets at Tampa Bay (CBS)
1 p.m.: Miami at Jacksonville (CBS)
1 p.m.: Detroit at Baltimore (FOX)
1 p.m.: Seattle at Houston (FOX)
1 p.m.: Denver at Indianapolis (CBS)
1 p.m.: Buffalo at Kansas City (CBS)
1 p.m.: Cincinnati at Minnesota (CBS)
1 p.m.: Carolina at New England (FOX)
4:05 p.m.: Washington at Oakland (FOX)
4:05 p.m.: St. Louis at Tennessee (FOX)
4:15 p.m.: San Diego at Dallas (CBS)
8:20 p.m.: Philadelphia at NY Giants (NBC)
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The Perfect Holiday Party Recovery Strategy: Week 14 of the NFL

by Mr. T | December 11, 2009 at 5:05 p.m.
The holiday season brings many a party. You've got your office holiday party, your friends' holiday parties, and Christmas-themed bar crawls. (Sidenote: We have our 12 Bars of Christmas charity bar crawl in New York City this weekend, which should have about 700 people. I highly suggest you look to participate in your city's 12 Bars of Christmas next year. They exist in most major cities like New York, Boston, Chicago, Tampa, and Seattle to name a few. It's the kind of shit show that your body can only handle once a year. It's a barrel of fun.) I read an article a couple weeks ago saying that people weren't as interested in having office flings as they were in previous years. People must be worried about losing their job in this economy if the situation with a co-worker gets a little sticky. What you should really be worried about is sloppily making out with an ugly co-worker in the back corner or letting loose on the dance floor like you're Elaine Benes. Making a good score can't hurt you too badly, but being the topic of water cooler talk on Monday morning because you disappeared into the janitor's closet with the ugly intern whose propensity for body hair earned her the nicknamed of Mufasa will never go away.

This all leads me to talk about the Pittsburgh Steelers, who have now lost to the Raiders and Browns in consecutive weeks. Don't forget they lost to Kansas City recently as well. How can a Super Bowl Champion returning its entire core embarrass itself so much? There must be some serious locker room issues down there. While we wait for Mike Tomlin's group to unleash hell, I'm going get my liver prepared for the sound beating it will encounter in the coming weeks. Apologies in advance for the somewhat abbreviated version of this week's picks.  Keep Reading »
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