Andre Agassi's Greatest (Crystal Meth-Inspired?) Fashion and Flow Choices
by AG | October 28, 2009 at 10:11 a.m.
Top 5 Things a Bro Should Never Wear
by Waffles McButter | September 16, 2009 at 3:44 p.m.
We live in an age where people use fashion as a tool to express themselves and their own individuality -- which can be good or bad. You can tell certain things about a man or a woman, just based on what they are wearing. For instance; if a woman wearing a low-cut, red dress and 4-inch stiletto heals walks by me or sees me at a bar, she is most likely going to get the dick lashing of a lifetime later that night. Or, if a guy is wearing cargo pants with a dress shirt and tie to work, you can pretty much conclude that his prick's never seen the inside of anything other than his cat's ass.
At the NBA Draft, Wearing Purple Was King
by CRobs | June 26, 2009 at 11:22 a.m.
The Top 10 Watches for the Young Professional
by AK47 | June 18, 2009 at 3:50 p.m.
We'd Like to Dip Katy Perry in Some Soy Sauce with Wasabi
by AG | June 4, 2009 at 9:28 a.m.
Bonobos for the Bros (and That's Not a U2 Reference)
by Matty | May 4, 2009 at 2:41 p.m.
Channel Your Inner Rocky, Rambo, and Cobra with an 'Artificial' Spring Survival Kit
by Matty | April 21, 2009 at 1:46 p.m.
In less than one month, my pale, sloppily dressed ass is heading to Los Angeles for a week. I visit LA frequently -- I even used to live there -- but every time I return, without fail, I get a case of the sartorial hebee jeebees. Even though I know the drill -- freshly pressed T-shirts, $400 dollars jeans, and hair styled like you're on your way to a chewing gum audition -- the town has a way of making me feel downright self-conscious. Even the slobs in LA look camera-ready. 
Add A Little March Madness To Your Wardrobe
by Yes, I'm A Girl | March 20, 2009 at 2:05 p.m.
If you don't watch the "Today Show" on a regular basis (i.e. if you're not a Midwestern housewife), you're likely not familiar with Gilt Groupe -- a website offering designer apparel at discounted prices. While most of the stuff is for women, they always seem to have at least one or two stellar men's sales as well. (Seriously, the other day they had Jack Spade messenger bags on sale for like 100 bucks.) This week, the site is offering threads from a slew of designers in a large sale they've (quite originally) dubbed Men's March Madness. The deal ends at midnight on March 24 and you'll have to sign up to view the goods, but just to give you an idea, here's who's on sale: Benjamin Bixby, Canterbury of New Zealand, Hyden Yoo, J Lindeberg, Loomstate, Marc by Marc Jacobs (at left), Sergio Rossi, Tony Melillo, and Trovata. Rain-Ready Kicks and Thom Browne Teams Up With Converse
by Pops | March 5, 2009 at 2:31 p.m.

What about when the weather's cooperating? I'm not even sure if it makes sense to put these in the "Apparel Watch" because these next shoes are $1,800, but I'm doing it anyway. Master designer Thom Browne is known for his close, custom tailoring and design in his suits, but he has stepped outside the box -- as he usually does -- to team up with Converse to design a limited edition Jack Purcell sneaker. It's a patchwork grosgrain ribbon sneaker design that is reminiscent of the inner lining on many of Browne's tailored cardigans (see the detail picture at left from his Spring 2009 Show). An original Jack Purcell Converse model will run you $40, but if you want a kick of Thom Browne you'll have to pay extra. Kanye West and Louis Vuitton Are Seeing Red
by Pops | March 4, 2009 at 12:03 p.m.
President Obama Really Is Bulletproof
by AG | January 21, 2009 at 12:12 p.m.The Things We Do For Pussy, Vol. 1: Proficient In The Internet
by Anonymous | October 6, 2008 at 3:50 p.m.