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Gemma Atkinson In Lingerie, Mafalda Teixeira, Tiger Woods May Return, Playboy Golf, and a Crazy High School Hockey Fight

by joePA | March 11, 2010 at 7:49 p.m.

Girls

New Gemma Atkinson lingerie photos. [Egotastic]
Trust me. You'll enjoy these pictures of Mafalda Teixeira. [Epic Carnival]
Jolene Blalock says sizes matters. [MoonDog Sports]
Holy Audrina Patridge! [DJ Mick]
A row of butts. [Double Viking]
Kim Kardashian has a lot of booty. [Don Chavez]
Hot Facebook pics, creepers. [The Chive]
Hotties from College Humor. [Funtasticus]

Sports
An absolutely ridiculous NASCAR flip. [Unathletic]
A great profile of Manny Pacquiao. [GQ]
Tiger Woods may return to golf in two weeks. [Guyism]
Five NBA players who should consider ownership. [Bleacher Report]
An interview with Mark Titus. [Thunder Treats]
Michelle Beadle gets eaten by a mascot. [NextRound]

News and Notable
Playboy Golf has a dream sweepstakes to promote the Playboy Golf Finals later this month. The grand prize includes exclusive invites to four Playboy parties (two at the famed Playboy mansion, two at the host hotel), three nights at the host hotel, a round of golf, and the opportunity to party with 25 Playmates and 300 Playboy Golf Girls. [Playboy Golf]
BroBible did a little investigating and found out a few of the celebrities planning on attending either Playboy's golf event or the mansion party. The list includes Chad Ochocinco, Marcellus Wiley, Roy Williams, Terrell Suggs, and Warren Moon.
If you still need to be convinced, Busted Coverage has provided 11 epic reasons for attending a Playboy's Golf event. [Busted Coverage]
Vacation spots threatened by natural disasters. [Asylum]
16 Celebrity overdoses we should have seen coming.
16 Celebrity overdoses we should have seen coming. [Ranker]
Completely unrelated, but Lindsey Lohan might actually have a credible case against E-Trade. [Dealbreaker]
Today was the groundbreaking for the controversial Barclay's Center at Atlantic Yards. It will be the future home of the Nets when they move from Jersey to Brooklyn. Yes, Jay-Z was in atteadance. [Curbed]

Funny, Random, Etc.
How to fart in public: a guide. [Holy Taco]
The Five different types of pot heads. [COED]
Reporter flips out over creative difficulties. [Linkiest]
Mario get's pulled over. This is the resulting conversation. [College Humor]
50 great moments in photoshop history. [Complex]

Check out this ridiculous bench-clearing high-school hockey fight after the jump. Keep Reading »

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Megan Fox On All Fours, Chuck Norris Turns 70, and 'Wall Street 2' Release Pushed Back

by joePA | March 10, 2010 at 5:53 p.m.

Last week we told you about the notches in Megan Fox's bedpost. Today she gets on all fours. [Hollywood Tuna]
Sleeve tattoos on girls. Sexy or trashy? [COED]
Sunny Leone in lingerie... it's a major tease. [DJ Mick]
Your #1 seeds for the Cougar Madness tournament. [Thunder Treats]
Super hot Candice Michelle pictures. [Don Chavez]
Caught ya! Chicks with dudes staring down their shirts. [The Chive]
Happy 26th birthday, Olivia Wilde. [MoonDog Sports]
The skanks of Facebook. [Caveman Circus]
NSFW: Aylen Alvarez wearing a leopard-print thong. [GorillaMask]
Buying a new Maserati makes Britney Spears perky, wink wink. [CityRag]
I wonder what she's looking for. Whatever it is, it's definitely NSFW. [Double Viking]
Check out Roxanne Pallett. [Big Smudge]
It's Wednesday, so here's your hump-day hotties. [Funtasticus]
Mafalda Teixeira is today's hot princess. [Epic Carnival]
The 15 best pictures of Christina Hendricks on the Internet. [Unreality]
An oh-so-hot Gina Carano lip-bite .gif. [Total Pro Sports]

Sports
The 10 best sport fan freakout videos on the Internet. [Bleacher Report]
Michael Jordan is seeking landscaping advice on Twitter. How practical. [Busted Coverage]
Pee-wee football hit of the year. [Unathletic]

News and Notable
Today is Chuck Norris' 70th birthday! If you're not watching "Delta Force" tonight, commemorate by reading an always entertaining list of Chuck Norris facts. [Asylum]
The release date for "Wall Street 2: Money Never Never Sleeps" has been pushed back from April 23th until September 24th. Big time bummer. [DealBreaker]
A field guide to child stars gone bad. [Gawker]
Korean man marries his pillow girlfriend. [Guyism]
10 things found on Uranus. [Complex]
It's hard to believe this sensor "Color Picker" pen is real. [TruVie]
A list of official celebrity deaths so far in 2010. [Ranker]
Senator Patrick Kennedy freaks out on the Senate floor about inadequate press coverage of the Afghanistan War. [TPM]

Funny, Random, Etc.
The eight types of people you meet on the elevator. [Holy Taco]
Old school video game enemies yell at each other. [College Humor]
The most ridiculous "Arrested Development" pictures you'll see this week. [NextRound]
Top Twelve Fictional judges. [Gunaxin]
How to transfer your hoodie into a bagpack. [Daily What?]
Which washed up VH1 celebrity are you? A chart. [Funny Crave]
Five creepy ways video games are trying to get you addicted. [via Linkiest]
A guide to time travel. [Heavy]
Eight types of birthday celebrations. [EgoTV]
Funny urinal posters. [Uncoached]

One more Megan Fox photo from her "Harper's Bazaar" outtakes after the jump Keep Reading »

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Evangeline Lilly, Trading Crack for Marvin Gardens, and NBA Players Who Should Just Retire Already

by AG | March 9, 2010 at 6:48 p.m.

Girls:

Evangeline Lilly is still adorable after all these years. [Holy Taco]
24 four-alarm fire-fighting women. [COED]
Laura Beth is exactly who you want to meet on the beach at Spring Break. [Buge Hoobs]
Melissa is barely wearing her pink underwear. [GorillaMask]
How did Jessica Simpson look at the Oscars? [Don Chavez]
Who's your favorite Tuesday Tooshie? [Funtasticus]
The beautiful Mafalda Teixeira is not related to the Yankee first baseman. [Epic Carnival]

Funny & Random
Man buys crack with Monopoly money. [Guyism]
'Star Wars' embedded into American History [Caveman Circus]
Weird stuff confiscated by border security. [DJ Mick]
High school students in New Hampshire can't get enough of the naked photos one teacher emailed to one student. [Busted Coverage]
Jay-Z's greatest footwear moments. [Complex]
China's trying to tell us something with these funny fortune cookies. [College Humor]

Sports
Athletes vomiting mid-game. [Unathletic Mag]
Does Ohio State deserve a #1 Seed? [MoonDog Sports]
Seven NBA players we wished would just retire already. [Bleacher Report]

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Spring Break COEDs, Christina Hendricks' Cleavage, 10 Awesome Porn/Sports Connections, and An Awesome Buzzer Beater

by joePA | March 8, 2010 at 8:13 p.m.

Girls

Listen up. You can -- and should -- spend hours browsing Coed Magazine's super hot and ultra-comprehensive collection of spring break hotties. Best of all, this photo goldmine is broken down by destinations, including Panama City, South Padre Island, Acapulco, Lake Havasu, and Cancun. [Coed]
Lindsey Lohan was not at the Oscars, but still rocked a bikini. [Guyism]
Vera Santos is a Portuguese cheerleadher with a fantastic pair of knockers. [DJ Mick]
Hot Denise Milani pics. [MoonDog Sports]
NSFW: Kristy Ann is packing heat. [Gorilla Mask]
The sexiest mouse pads ever. [Caveman Circus]
Check out Audrina Patridge. [Busted Coverage]
Seriously. Christina Hendricks' cleavage is ridiculous. And by ridiculous, I mean awesome. [Don Chavez]
The hottest College Humor hotties of all time. [Funtasticus]
Anna Kournikova. Remember her? [Epic Carnival]

Sports
XXX Games: 10 awesome connections between sports and porn. [Bleacher Report]
Ben Roethlisberger is now "that guy." [With Leather]
A history of other sexual assault convictions in sports. [Complex]
This "Winter Olympics in 60 seconds" video makes us happy it's March. [College Humor]
Ron Artest reminds us how crazy he is by shaving the Hebrew, Japanese, and Hindi word for "defense" in his hair. [Unathletic]
22 pictures of the Cleavland Cavaliers mascot, MoonDog, acting inappropriately. [Angry T]
"Lord of the Rings" actor Christopher Lee is releasing a metal album. [Empire Online]

News and Notable
Sean Penn hopes his critics die of rectal cancer. [via Linkiest]
An awesome infograph of North Korea. [Knuckles United]
Air Video is the best $3 dollar iPhone streamer app ever. [Gizmodo]

Funny, Random, Etc.
25 pictures of animals humping the wrong animals. [Holy Taco]
Zach Galifianakis shaves his beard mid-SNL. Awesome. [YesButNoButYes]
The 10 coolest foosball tables ever. [Oddee]
The 10 funniest animated gifs you'll see today. [The Chive]
Expect this incredible gif of photograper who narrowly escapes death. [TPS]
Weirdest Sasha Grey fan ever. [Uncoached]
A frightening video about Venus fly traps. [Big Smudge]
A "Lost"-meets-"Baywatch" mash-up. [Unreality]
10 stoned birthday dogs. Probably best viewed stoned. [Heavy]
Five reasons to date a cougar. [Leftos]
The 10 craziest video game freak-outs of all time. [Ranker]
A short history of the modern shot glass. [Bachelor Guy]

Albertus Magnus shocks William Paterson with a ridiculous last minute buzzer beater. Watch it after the jump. Keep Reading »

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The Hottest NBA Dance Squads, Five College Bar Girls, Gangsta Flowchart, and Dumb PSAs

by joePA | March 4, 2010 at 7:59 p.m.

Girls

The hottest dance squads of the NBA. [Bleacher Report]
The 5 types of girls you meet in a college bar. [COED]
Tatas for Thursday. [Funtasticus]
FHM's Germany calendar is ultra-sexy. [Guyism]
Christmas is over, but she's still wearing red. [Double Viking]
She enjoys playing her XBox in a thong. [DJ Mick]
Ashley is today's capital turnover at the Spank Bank. [Gorilla Mask]
Porn star Samantha Ryan gets floor tickets to KU/KSU game. [Busted Coverage]
Porn star Terra Patrick enjoys supporting the troops. [MoonDog Sports]

Sports
A brief history of disrespectful boxing press conferences. [Complex]
The porn industry isn't done with Tiger Woods yet. [Don Chavez]
Footage of the riot in College Park after last night's Duke victory. [With Leather]

News and Notable
An anti-gay Senator was pulled over for a DUI after leaving a gay bar called "Faces." [CBS]
A man in Louisiana was electrocuted by urinating on power line. [NOLA]
Sacha Baron Cohen's plans to appear in blueface for an "Avatar" spoof at the Oscars was canned. [MTV]

Funny, Random, Etc.
A hilarious flowchart to determine if you're a gangsta. [Holy Taco]
Top 10 worst and most off-putting PSAS for kids. [Ranker]
A professor tries to kick the ass of a chicken that disrupts his class. [College Humor]
The five most unqualified Fox News contributors. [Asylum]
Nine jobs most American men would die for. [Linkiest]
Top 10 stoner movies of all time. [Toke of the Town]
The snug life is a snuggie that helps you get laid. [Daily What?]
Lesbian graffiti. [CityRag]
Predator in five seconds. [Big Smudge]
Six movie wisemen who were full of shit. [NextRound]
10 badass motorcycles. [Uncoached]
15 questions for Avatar. [Heavy]
This is what one billion dollars in cash looks like. [Caveman Circus]
15 most bizarre tributes to fame ever. [Pop Crunch]
A WTF Japanese commercial. [YesButNoButYes]
A list of movies that should be remade in 3D. [Unreality]
Awkward boner pic of the day. [Barstool NY]

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Smokin' Hot Cigar Girls, 10 NFL Combine Surprises, 25 Uses for Beer Cans, and Chad Ochocinco Runs Naked

by joePA | March 3, 2010 at 8:18 p.m.

Girls

There's nothing like a good cigar. Here's a gallery of over 20 girls smokin' stogies. [COED]
Marisol Gonzalez-shows off her sexy World Cup countdown. [
Happy 28th birthday Jessica Biel. [MoonDog Sports]
I wonder if she was an entry in the American Apparel contest. [Double Viking]
These Ukrainian protesters are dressed like freak shows, yet surprisingly hot. [The Chive]
Hot damn! It's Elle Macpherson. [Don Chavez]
If you fill out Playboy's "NCDD" March Maddness bracket, you can win a trip to a Playboy photo shoot. Link NSFW. [Playboy]
Photos from a naked body painting party. [Village Voice]
Christina Hendricks looking fine as always. [Big Smudge]
A spandex gallery, if you're into that. [Caveman Circus]
Rosie Huntington Whiteley is hot. [NextRound]
Jessica Stroup is a Lakers fan. [Epic Carnival]
Krystal Rae is your lender of last resort at the Spank Bank. [Gorilla Mask

Sports
Top 10 surprises of the NFL combine. [Bleacher Report]
Tony Romo passes on Jessica Simpson and her "sexual napalm." [With Leather]
Ryan Miller cheered, Sidney Crosby booed in Pittsburgh. [Guyism]
In order to get people to games, the disgraced New Jersey Nets are offering to do people's taxes. Yikes. That's pretty bad when the game itself and hot girls don't work. [Unathletic]

News and Notable
Joan Rivers went on Howard Stern today and told a story about when a man she went on a date with dropped dead mid-date. [Eater]
A massive flight attendant prostitution ring was busted in India. [Regretful Morning]
An Alice and Wonderland review. [Bullz Eye]
How novel. Quick Car Flirting helps you pick up the girl who pulled up next to you at a red light. [Quick Car Flirting]

Funny, Random, Etc.
25 creative uses for old beer cans. [Holy Taco]
20 ways to outsmart a ninja. [Linkiest]
10 masturbatory situations. [College Humor]
The funniest guitar-playin' faces of all time. [Uncoached]
5 best hoarders moments. [Heavy]
How the movie studios got their logos. Asylum]
12 awesome ice sculptures. [Maxim]
A round-up of all the times "I'm a God" was said in a movie. [Unreality]
"How to Make It In America" simplified. [The Daily What]
11 worst dates ever. [11 Points]
How to drift an Audi A4 on ice. Complex]

This is interesting. So apparently Chad Ochocinco works out naked just like Chuck Liddell. We assume this is another absurd and ridiculous Reebok ad. Watch the video after the jump, if you feel so inclined. Keep Reading »

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Julia Mancuso See-Through Shirt, Hottest Hometown Hotties, 50 Best Sports Celebrations, A Guide To Safe Sexting, and A Cool POV Tsunami Video

by joePA | March 2, 2010 at 8:00 p.m.

Girls

The hottest post-Olympic Julia Mancuso picture you'll see today. [Guyism]
The zodiac signs of 12 WAGS, or one for each month of the year. [Bleacher Report]
The 100 hottest hometown hotties from Maxim. [Gunaxin]
Gemma Lee Farrell is ridiculously hot. [DJ Mick]
25 hot yoga babes. [Holy Taco]
Catarina Gouveia in Max Men Portugal. [Busted Coverage]
A hot girl from Myspace. [Caveman Circus]
Lots of trashy tramp stamps to look at since its Tuesday. [Regretful Morning]
Shannon Elizabeth lookin' hot. [Epic Carnival]
Jwoww celebrates her birthday in Vegas. [Don Chavez]
The wildest TV daughters of all time. [Maxim]
Allie Sonoma brings the spice to the Spank Bank. [Gorilla Mask]

Sports
The 50 most badass sports celebrations of all time. [Complex]
Today is the anniversary of Wilt Chaberlain's 100-point game. You can remember the feat by looking at this picture. [With Leather]
An AL East preview. [MoonDog Sports]
The Cavs are aiming for a snuggie world record [Hoop Doctors]
Gerald McCoy asked if he wore a G-string or jockstap an NFL combine. [Hot Clicks]
Lebron is switching from #23 to #6 out of respect for MJ. [Unathletic]
NBA trampoline fail video of the day. [Deadspin]
NBC confused Terry Fox for Michael Fox at Olympics. [Big Smudge]

News and Notable
President Obama has high cholesterol, but is otherwise pretty healthy [New York Daily News]
The Chile earthquake shifted the balance of the earth's axis, shaving 1.26 microseconds off each day. [Asylum]
Naomi Campell allegedly attacked a limo driver. [Pop Crunch]
Edward 40 hands, with hot girls and massive racks. [Double Viking]

Funny, Random, Etc.
Probably the most useful and comprehensive guide to safe "sexting" on the Internet. [COED]
Quite possibly the most awkward Chatroulette encounter ever. [Leftos]
Check out Conan O'Brien Twittering away with his writing team. [The Daily What]
How to cash in this tax season. [Campus Socialite]
The craziest Valentine's Day proposal ever. Caught on live radio. Seriously, this is ridiculous. [Linkiest]
Pictures of really awful driving. [Funtasticus]
What it's like to have geeky Google Wave cybersex. [College Humor]
Today's 25 most random photos on the Internet. [The Chive]
The 20 worst bootlegs of all time. [Heavy]
10 noticeable movie mistakes from popular movies. [Unreality]

Check out a cool POV video of a tsunami after the jump. It's seriously scary and ridiculously fast. Keep Reading »

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Audrina Patridge Gets Naked In FHM, Hot Female Golfers, Chicken Wing Emergency, and Jim Bunning Flips the Bird

by joePA | March 1, 2010 at 7:30 p.m.

Girls

Audrina Patridge naked in FHM UK. [MoonDog Sports]
The 25 hottest female golfers of all time. [Bleacher Report]
How hot is Nikki Simms? [Busted Coverage]
The hottest soccer girls. [Uncoached]
The hottest girls from College Humor. [Funtasticus]
A gallery of hot Katie Price pictures. [Big Smudge]
Brazilian swimsuit model Gabriela Rabela. [DJ Mick]
I wonder who she got the tie from? [Double Viking]
Britney Spears has a mullet. [CityRag]
The sexiest movie posters of all time. [Bullz-Eye]
Anna Kournikova may have gotten a boob job. [Epic Carnival]
The lovely ladies of Olympic speed skating. [via Linkiest]
Jenni Farley shows off her cleavage. [Mentag]
Jordan Carver wants to play pool with you in the Spank Bank. [Gorilla Mask]

Sports
Michael Jordan sucks a basketball because he looses two straight games of H-O-R-S-E? [With Leather]
The craziest pictures of Canadians at the Winter Olympics. [Total Pro Sports]
Will the NHL be able to capitalize off of the Olympics? Let's hope so! [Unathletic]
Syracuse is new number one in NCAA coaches poll. [ESPN]
A really fascinating idea from the NYT op-ed page. "Let's give the Summer and Winter Olympics a permanent home." [New York Times]

News and Notable
There's a shortage of chicken wings! The demand of chicken wings across the country is up, causing restaurant prices to inch up prices. [USA Today]
What you need to know about gambling on the Oscars. [The Campus Socialite]
Is an unbreakable LCD screen a "game changer?" I hope so! [The Chive]
10 ways to win an Oscar. [Daily Beast]
An awesome story about Roger Ebert. [Deadspin]
Senator Jim Bunning gives an ABC news producer the middle finger. [CNN]

Funny, Random, Etc.
The 10 strangest sexual conventions in America. [Details]
An animated look behind the scenes of Jay Leno's return to the "Tonight Show. [Heavy]
25 awesome mustaches. [Holy Taco]
Even Hulu mocks Jennifer Lopez on SNL. [NextRound]
Seven biggest mams boys in TV history. [Guyism]
10 good songs about "Alice in Wonderland," including White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane. [Gunaxin]
Hilarious lost vertical strips. [Regretful Morning]
The best of Playboy's labrat. [YepYep]
13 incredible fu manchus. [RFT]
Pictures of animals riding on motorcycles. Just because. [Unreality]
The 25 most violent video games ever. [Complex]
Top 5 reasons to lie about your age. [COED]
The biggest hipster douchebags on the Internet. [Caveman Circus]
In honor of "Hot Tub Time Machine," here's a list of the most literal movie titles of all time. [YesButNoButYes]

Audrina Patride hottest FHM pics after the jump. Keep Reading »

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Ani Lorak, Baseball Preview, Bobsledder Quits, Awesome Australian Curling Video, George Clooney Buys Another Island, and a High Jump Fail

by joePA | February 25, 2010 at 8:15 p.m.

Girls

Ani Lorak is Russian and Uncoachable. [Uncoached]
The 15 sexiest ass tattoos on the Internet. [Cityrag]
Rebecca Romijn is incredibly hot, especially when shopping. [Don Chavez]
Audrina Partridge dresses down. [Complex]
Boobs by the beach. [Double Viking]
An inside look at the Pats cheerleading tryouts. [Unathletic]
Michelle is today's smoking hot college chick. Get this: her major is gun control. [College Humor]
This new Lamborghini is hot, as it the girl accompanying it. [Bullz Eye]

Sports
Baseball preview time from our friends at Babes Love Baseball. Check out these previews of the Minnesota Twins and the Chicago White Sox. [Babes Love Baseball]
Bobsledder quits out of fear. [CNN]
A collection of really terrible ski crashes. [Uncoached]
Oh no! Has "Your With Me, Leather" officially jumped the shark? [Deadspin]
Pole dancing may be an Olympic sport. You read that correctly. [With Leather]
Best Australian curling Wii video EVER. [
The 17 best plays in sports video game history. [Bleacher Report]
Must read: The 15 best sports episodes in television history. [via Hot Clicks]

News and Notable
Winter X Games freeskier CR Johnson died from a skiing accident in Squaw Valley. [LA Times]
A 140 year old hot dog was unearthed at Coney Island. [Guyism]
A trailer for Michael Bay's "Nightmare on Elm Street."Filmdrunk]
George Clooney bought an island for his girlfriend. [WWTDD]
Millennial generation is the most tattooed generation of all time. [Asylum]
The 10 biggest blizzards in New York history. [Buzzfeed]

Funny, Random, Etc.
Vintage Steve Carell and Stephen Colbert bios from their days at Chicago's Second City. [Yep Yep]
Oh yeaah... Check out the "Hooter Meter" from Mardi Gras. [The Daily What]
Must watch: High jump fail, big time. [Gorilla Mask]
Top 10 useless gadgets that you must have, including a stripper alarm clock. [COED]
Really awesome pictures of US soldiers blowing off some steam. [The Chive]
NSFW instructional CPR videos, if that's your thing. [YesButNoButYes]
Google street view is littered with hookers. [Cavemam Circus]
A store own knocks out a robber. WIN! [Linkiest]
25 animals riding motorcycles. [Holy Taco]
The coolest booze bottles of all time. [Funtasticus]

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Pussycat Doll Kimberly Wyatt in 'Loaded,' 10 Hottest Estonian Women, Tradgedy at Sea World, and A Speed Skating Gold Medal FAIL,

by joePA | February 24, 2010 at 7:28 p.m.

Girls

Pussycat Doll Kimberly Wyatt does "Loaded" magazine. [Busted Coverage]
Cheryl Tweedy looks kinda cute when she's mad. [Epic Carnival]
An ultraviolet girl. [Double Viking]
The 10 hottest Estonian women. [Complex]
According to a recently study, genetics are to blame for women having lots of sexual partners. [Regretful Morning]
100 pictures of sexy Asian babes. [DJ Mick]
Check out Argentine model Ursula Vargues. [Big Smudge]
A photo analysis of slutty outfits on ESPN. [NextRound]
Pictures of a hot bartender. [The Chive]
Dana Hamm, action girl, is in the Spank Bank. [Gorilla Mask]
Funny pic with hot chicks: Grandpa is not enjoying the lingerie party. [Linkiest]

Sports
Five great opening day baseball stories. [Unathletic]
College football attendance was down last year. [Moon Dog Sports]
The stupidest Olympic blunder of all time comes from a coach in speed skating and cost the Sven Kramer the gold medal. [With Leather]
Winter Olympic fans gone wild! [Funtasticus]
Figure skating coaches are creepy. [Guyism]
10 athletes who royally screwed up. [COED]

News and Noteworthy
A killer whale attacked a trainer at Sea World in San Diego during a live show, prompting the park's closure. [New York Daily News]
Puppet cleavage is too hot for Colorado. [AskMen]

Funny, Random, etc
The Nine best atomic sit-ups on the Internet. [Don Chavez]
A Muddy ultimate frisbee FAIL. [College Humor]
Top 10 movies where people's heads explode. [Unreality]
Ingenious examples of redneck engineering and resourcefulness. [Caveman Circus]
Check out the new "Ghost Writers" trailer. [Heavy]
20 awesome Heineken ads. [Uncoached]
Morgan Freeman's only honest Olympic commercial. [Bachelor Guy]
10 Japanese ghosts towns. [Asylum]

More Kimberly Wyatt pics after the jump. Keep Reading »

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Bia and Branca Feres, Hottest Russian Athletes, Tony Kornheiser Suspended, 'Archer' Season Two, And More On Tucker Haas

by joePA | February 23, 2010 at 7:10 p.m.

Girls

Brazilian twins Bia and Branca Feres are probably the hottest synchronized swimmers of all time. [Bleacher Report]
Russia's hottest athletes. [Unathletic]
Pornstar Jenna Haze may not be a Hollywood A-lister, but she sure parties like one. [The Chive]
Is this gallery of thick chicks hot or not? Check it out and decide for yourself. [Caveman Circus]
Alessandra Ambrosio looks hot. [MoonDog Sports]
Why do hot chicks always date doucebags? [COED]
An spectacular 80s video of strippers discussing stripping. [City Rag]
Joanna Krupa wearing leather for Poker Stars. [Epic Carnival]
The hottest girls of web hosting. Guess who's number one? [Web Hosting Search]
One dressed like a pirate, the other is dressed like a cop. Enjoy. [Double Viking]
These girls are crazy wild. [Funtasticus]
There's a lot to love about Italian super model Bianca Balti. [Uncoached]
Lindsay Lohan wears see-through in Atlantic City. [Don Chavez]
15 things you should know about breasts. [Buzzfeed]
Today's Spank Bank deposit is named Brit. She's wearing lots of pink, but not for long. [Gorilla Mask]

Sports
Hot damn. ESPN has suspended Tony Kornheiser from PTI for making comments about Hannah Storm's wardrobe. Kornheiser said she looks like "she has sausage casing wrapped around her body" and also called the 47-year-old anchor "a Holden Caulfield fantasy." He later apologized. [NY Daily News]
12 epic Winter Olympic crash photos. [DJ Mick]
Seven insanely dangerous reboots of popular sports. [Cracked]
A really fantastic list of classic maternal moments in sports. [Complex]
Rich Rod and the University of Michigan football program are facing five NCAA violations. [With Leather]

Noteworthy
A few weeks ago BroBible interviewed Adam Reed, the creator of FX's "Archer." Today we learn that the show has been renewed for a second season, bitches. Big time congratulations, Adam! [Warming Glow]
Artist Wafaa Bilal will soon be getting a tattoo that contains 1 dot for every casualty in the Iraq War. The goal is to fund raise $1 per death towards scholarships for Americans and Iraqis who lost parents in the war. Check out the design here. [Josh Spear]
Must Read: Thunder Treats has a spectacular write-up about today's "Boom Boom Pow" bro, Tucker Haas, who showed off his rapping skills at Penn State's annual THON charity event for pediatric cancer. Thanks for the THON love, TT. Indeed, Tucker's story is truly inspiring. FTK. [Thunder Treats]

Interesting and Informative
10 ways to create the perfect bedroom. [The Rugged]
Men still judge women by looks when they are online. [via Linkiest]
A female's perspective on why you didn't get laid last night. [Regretful Morning]
A women in Atlantic City is saying her love handles saved her life after being shot. [Press of Atlantic City]
The guy Epic Beard Man beat up is interviewed. [The Daily What?]
The world's tallest dog has been crowned in Arizona. He measures 7'3" when standing on his back legs. Appropriately, his name is "Giant George." [Daily Mail]

Funny, Random, Etc.
What 'Easy Mac' instructions look like under the influence of mind altering substances. [College Humor]
10 really good reasons to avoid talking on the phone. [The Oatmeal]
A "best of" list from the "Shit My Dad Says" Twitter feed, soon to be a TV show staring William Shatner. [Ranker]
Like an M.C. Esther painting, here's 20 paradoxical photos of infinity. [Unreality]
The 20 worst guidos analyzed. [Heavy]
The funniest bum signs ever. [Big Smudge]
A funny flowchart about loosing your virginity. [Holy Taco]
Pizza Hut recipes are racist. [NextRound]
This is really weird, so I had to link to it: 10 recorded instances of monkey's sexually assaulting other creatures. [Uproxx]

More hot pics of Bia and Branca Feres after the jump. Keep Reading »

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Abigail Clancy, Kelly Brook, Wall Street Daughters, the Making of 'Raging Bull,' and Hova Gets Interviewed

by joePA | February 22, 2010 at 8:13 p.m.

Girls

Abigail Clancy does Jack (magazine). [Egotastic]
100 super hot Kelly Brook photos. [DJ Mick]
Pictures of girls drinking -- and sometimes wearing -- beer. [The Chive]
Top 10 outrageous see through fashions. [Cityrag]
Hot chicks going fishing... F-ing awesome in my book. [Uncoached]
10 types of women every man secretly lusts over. [Asylum]
The hottest daughters of Wall Street types. [Business Insider]
Hot chicks making out in public. [Playboy]
We hear Danielle Lloyd is single. [Epic Carnival]

Sports
10 more of the worst nut shots in sports. [Bleacher Report]
Awesome article on the making of "Raging Bull." [Vanity Fair]
LT cut by the San Diego Chargers. [With Leather]
Jamere Holland dismissed from Oregon Ducks over Facebook post. [Fox Sports]

Interesting and Informative
How to dress like a modern secret agent. [COED]
Five things that make me proud to be an American this week. [Heavy]
NYU Business School profession has mastered the art of e-mail flaming. [Deadspin]
USA may soon be an all green country. [Hail Mary Jane]
Eight interesting (and insane) male rites of passage. [Art of Manliness]

Funny, Random, Etc.
Hilarious FAIL video: Fence back-flip faceplant. Definitely worth a watch. [Gorilla Mask]
Samurai vs. Raptor: Who would win? [Double Viking]
The five best car commercials that talk smack against other cars. [Complex]
Money can buy you marshmallows, which is awesome. [Funtasticus]
The 9 best montages from '80s sports movies. [Unreality]
David Lynch offers his insight on product placement. [Big Smudge]
This cake really kicks some ass. [The Daily What?]
Snowboarder jumps off ski lift to shred the gnar in fluffy, fluffy powder. [College Humor]

Awesome interview with Jay-Z and BBC One's Jonathan Ross after the jump. Keep Reading »

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Tiger Woods Float at Mardi Gras, More Prop Bet Awesomness, and Playboy's 10 Hottest Ladies Video

by joePA | February 18, 2010 at 7:30 p.m.

Usually I start the evening roundup with a picture of a lovely lady. However, earlier today I heard there was a Tiger Woods float at his year's Mardi Gras. Naturally, I feel compelled to share it before tomorrow's press conference. Thanks for the tip, Lute! [Out of Bounds]

Girls

The 50 hottest women in radio. [Pop Crunch]
It's Thursday, so it's time for your weekly serving of busty tatas. [Funtasticus]
A Miranda Kerr runway gallery. [Don Chavez]
Today's spank bank is from Iceland. Her name is Asdis Ran. [Gorilla Mask]
She got lei'd. [Double Viking]
Kim Kardashian pushes it into high gear at Fashion Week. [Epic Carnival]
Slutty girls in public. [Caveman Circus]
Carnival in Brazil may be over, but we'll still celebrate the hotness of Gabriela Paganini. [Frat Fury]

Sports
Tiger Wood's statement for tomorrow's press conference has allegedly leaked. We're calling BS big time on this one. [TMZ]
Ernie Els is calling Tiger Woods "selfish" for making the appearance tomorrow. [NY Post]
The life cast of Randy Couture. [Big Smudge]
The craziest moments in Olympic history. [Heavy]
Oh yeah! More Tiger Woods prop bets! Love it. [Hot Clicks]
The evolution of basketball video games. [Hoop Doctors]
Marquis Daniels rocks the ultimate bling. [Unathletic]
Video of Shaun White's gold winning run, if you haven't already checked it out. [Tasty Booze]
The most painful figure skating falls on the Internet. [Bleacher Report]

Interesting
The Today show is reporting that there are 100,000 free condoms being distributed in the Olympic Village. That's roughly 14 per person for all 7000 athletes and coaches. [MSNBC]
A pop culture tribute to Frank Costello, one of the most influential American gangster of all time. [Complex]
A cast member of the "Jersey Shore" is NOT Italian. [Warming Glow]
The 15 best conspiracy theories ever. [Manolith]
A man named "Robin Hood" was busted for identity theft. How apropos. [Busted Coverage]
A really hot girl is giving a tour of Reggie Bushes' crib. Guess what? It's not his girlfriend. [With Leather]

Funny, Random, Etc.
14 signs written by idiots. [DJ Mick]
Chatroulette/Bingo drinking game hybrid. [Holy Taco]
Stephen Colbert makes a sandwich with a speed skate. [Next Round]
Fashion Week FAIL. [Regretful Morning]
A laundry list of reasons why you should be playing ping pong. [Asylum]
Seven infomercial products that will make your lift worse. [Guyism]
Glen Beck starts barking on the air. [YesButNoButYes]
These pictures of kids smoking are like PSAs. [via Linkiest]
This mattress was designed specifically for getting it on. [Bachelor Guy]

After the jump, a super hot, steamy, and kinda sorta NSFW video of Playboy's 10 hottest ladies and a video of French skier Marion Rolland's anticlimactic fall in the women's downhill. Keep Reading »

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Lindsey Lohan Topless, Sexy Figure Skaters, Meagan Fox in W, Lindsey Vonn Wins Gold, 'Please Rob Me' Website Exists

by joePA | February 17, 2010 at 7:37 p.m.

Girls

Hmmm. This Lindsey Lohan picture is suspiciously hot. We approve. [Egotastic]
The six sexist figure skaters of the 2010 Winter Olympics. [COED]
Meagan Fox in the latest W magazine. [Guyism]
Pics to celebrate Paris Hilton's birthday. [Moon Dog Sports]
Anne Vyalitsyna rocks a bikini in Miami Beach. [Moe Jackson]
Amber Heard piHoly Taco]
The 25 hottest ice girls of the NHL. [Bleacher Report]
Vanny Vay is kickin' it poolside. [Gorilla Mask]
Is Hedi Montage now a butterface? [City Rag]
A look at the rear of futbol fans. [Double Viking]
Gallery of sexy bumblebee girls. [Uncoached]

Sports
Lindsey Vonn won gold! America rejoices! [Deadspin]
Happy birthday, Michael Jordon. Love the retro pic. [Hot Clicks]
Tiger Woods went jogging today. Gossip blogosphere goes ape shit. [US Mag]
Serena Williams is doing what?! [With Leather]
Check out Ryan Miller's new helmet. [Unathletic]
Molly Jones throws up a "U" when posing with Tebow, earning her lots of awesome points. [Busted Coverage]

Informative
Here's a good warning for over sharing your status on Facebook and Twitter. There's a website out there called "Please Rob Me" that let's others track when you are out and about. [YesButNoButYes]
Italian-American group is threatening a lawsuit over Jersey Shore. [PopCrunch]
The five rules of being a good wingman. [Bachelor Guy]
The 5 electric cars you should care about. [Complex]
Eight manly drinks that every guy must try. Sazerac needs to be on this list... [Guyism]
This guide to getting laid based on a girl's panties is kind of a no-brainer. [Regretful Morning]
How to plan a manly wine and dinner party. [Ask Men]
How to view private Facebook pages. [Funny Crave]
11 surprising things that give you gas. [11 Points]

Funny, Awesome, Etc.
The 15 best "Hitler Finds" videos on the Internet. [Epic Carnival]
Whiskey toothpaste was once a reality. [Tasty Booze]
The Beatles vs. Zombies. A.k.a. "A Hard Day's Night of the Living Dead." [Big Smudge]
An eerie photos an empty plane playing "The Simpsons." [Unreality]
The awesome artwork of Gary Locke. [Funtasticus]
Google threatens to kill users. [Heavy]
The Onion is reporting that a new law to ban love-less marriages in the works. Hilarious. [Linkiest]
Caffeinated beef jerky is finally here. [Next Round]
A man disarms a landmine with a pocket knife. [Caveman Circus]
Geez. How much more lazy can R.L. Stein get. Looks like he's just phoning it in with these new books. [College Humor]

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Christa Meuleman, Blake Lively Might Do 'Playboy,' Funny Olympic Stretches, Seven TV Bosses

by joePA | February 16, 2010 at 6:48 p.m.

Girls

Wow. Christa Meuleman in FHM Netherlands is spectacular. [Busted Coverage]
Today's Spank Bank entry is wearing a leather bikini in the desert. Seems sweaty. [Gorilla Mask]
Blake Lively might do Playboy for a cool $2.5 million dollars. [WWTDD]
The FSU women's soccer team is hot. [Unathletic]
This Lianka Gryu photo spread from Maxim Russia is quite sexy. [Epic Carnival]
She on a boat and ready to party. [Double Viking]
Meet Lake Bell, the co-star of HBO's "Hot to Make It in America." [Complex]
This gallery of sexy Storm Troopers is incredibly weird, but definitely worth sharing. [Screen Junkies]
Cindy Crawford's Hapers Bazaar spread is old school, but still awesome. [Don Chavez]
The 44 best Kayla Ewell photos. [DJ Mick]

Sports
Tt looks like humping when Team China stretches. [Total Pro Sports]
Five Olympic hockey players with the most pressure on their shoulders. [Bleacher Report]
This Finnish figure skater is a stripper cop during her figure skating routine. [With Leather]
60 funny sports pic. [via Linkiest]
Oprah sandbags the beginning of her interview with Drew Brees. [Manofest]
Coach K offers his first scholarship to a juco: [The Chronicle]

Funny, Interesting, Etc.
Seven TV bosses that would be fun to work for. [Guyism]
Check out how the tiny Tango commuter car. [Funtasticus]
How to party for free in New York City. [Made Man]
A gallery dedicated to gangsta douchebags. [Caveman Circus]
20 fully-tattooed celebrities. [Cityrag]
Funny pictures of douchebags riding the subway. [Uncoached]
16 entertainers who died in the act. [PopCrunch]
Proof that animals can play the guitar better than Fred Durst. [YesButNoButYes]
25 dope ass shaggin' waggons. [Holy Taco]
A funny collection of signs that weren't intended to be vandalized. [NextRound]
8 greatest tournament movies. [Big Smudge]
The 20 worst tramp stamps. [Heavy]
Seven funny video games with movie equivalents. [College Humor]
10 abusrd video game glitches. [Unreality]
Guy breaks sword swallowing world record. No word on how he recovered. [I'm Cool, You're Not]
The 10 worst parties in American history. [Esquire]
10 things you should never say to a redhead. [Asylum]

Two more Christa Meuleman pics after the jump. Keep Reading »