to all of you wanna-be bros, stop with the horseshit. If you are a bro, then then all of your decisions on what is, and what isn't bro should come naturally. we dont need to tell you that being a bro is synonymous with...  Keep Reading »

Soft drug use by high school students is increasing, according to a new study from the Partnership for a Drug-Free America, which we guess isn't quite doing its job, now is it?  Keep Reading »

On the same day that we heard rumors that Lindsay Lohan has a sex tape that's about to be made public, the above forwarded email image landed in our inbox. Which made us curious, would you be interested in watching a Lohan sex tape? And would you be more or less interested if it was with Samantha Ronson?

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Things just keep getting better for Tiger Woods. The New York Times is reporting that "A Canadian doctor who has treated many N.F.L. players as well as Olympic medalists like Donovan Bailey and ... Tiger Woods, is under criminal investigation in the United States. He is suspected of providing athletes with performance-enhancing drugs, according to several people who have been briefed on the investigation." Oh good!

Dr. Anthony Galea was arrested on Oct. 15 in Toronto by the Canadian police; a few weeks earlier, "human growth hormone and Actovegin, a drug extracted from calfs blood, were found in his medical bag at the United States-Canada border," according to the Times. "Using, selling or importing Actovegin is illegal in the United States."  Keep Reading »

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We're not sure what to make of the latest exclusive from TMZ. The site, which has been right about more or less everything so far, is reporting that Woods "was admitted to Health Central Hospital the day after Thanksgiving as an overdose. Sources connected with the hospital tell TMZ the admissions chart lists 'OD' and that he was having trouble breathing." O.K., wait right there, because now we're confused.  Keep Reading »

What happens President Obama holds a jobs summit in Allentown, Pa. -- the same day that the unemployment number goes down -- and calls on a sophomore Bro in college? He's asked to consider legalizing drugs, gambling, and prostitution in order to stimulate the economy.

Obama's response is in the video after the jump.  Keep Reading »

Bros, Why it is that cheating is so shamed upon? I find nothing wrong with it. Shit, I do it all the time; Ive never been caught and I dont feel the slightest bit or remorse. Why? I look it as practice. I'm just...  Keep Reading »

The Associated Press is reporting that there will (one day) be a vaccine for virtually everything under the sun. According to the article published today, "Malaria. Tuberculosis. Alzheimer's disease. AIDS. Pandemic flu. Genital herpes. Urinary tract infections. Grass allergies. Traveler's diarrhea. You name it, the pharmaceutical industry is working on a vaccine to prevent it." That yields two questions: What won't these shots cure? And what the fuck is traveler's diarrhea? Whatever it happens to be, I hope it's fatal.

Two weeks in a row our dicks have something to smile about. First the Cunt Restoration Society informed us of their diligent pursuit to rectify fallen vaginas and now it appears condoms will be rendered useless in the (distant) future. All of that wasted latex is going to be bad for the environment but extremely sensational for our Johnsons.  Keep Reading »

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Way the hell back in February, we told you about the Obama Administration's first official stance on the fiery marijuana debate, when it indicated that it would yield marijuana jurisdiction to individual states. What that meant is that for years the federal government has enforced its across-the-board ban on weed by bypassing the states' laws and raiding growers and clinics, particularly in California. Under the guidelines that the Obama administration was mulling at the beginning of the term, however, if a state like California has legalized medical marijuana, the DEA wouldn't disrupt operations by any individuals and would instead leave it up to the local authorities to enforce their own laws.

This morning the Justice Department issued a new policy memo to prosecutors that essentially does what was hinted at eight months ago: "Pot-smoking patients or their sanctioned suppliers should not be targeted for federal prosecution in states that allow medical marijuana," according to the Associated Press.

What exactly does that mean?  Keep Reading »

In probably one of the craziest and ballsy exhibitions of utter disregard for drug laws, cops in Millville, N.J., found 3-foot marijuana plants growing in a pot (ha, get it?) hanging from a lamp post on High Street. In true stoner fashion, the growers decided to hang their weed on a public street in the city's business district, risking years of imprisonment for what is, admittedly, a pretty sweet joke. The police chief said that the likelihood of finding the responsible parties would be like winning the lottery. If by "winning the lottery" he means finding a consistent source of good pot, then "winning the lottery" it is. In the spirit of this rebellion, I give you the top 10 stupidest drug busts:

10. Michael Phelps rips bong, posts on internet
This is probably one of the most publicized and therefore least uninteresting "drug busts" on this list, but it definitely deserves to be on it in terms of stupidity. Sure, the guy won a shit-ton of gold medals at the Olympics. But it seems he forgot that pot is still illegal. By all accounts, the University of South Carolina party he was at was incredible, and I understand he's not totally aware of what's going on but I think everyone can agree that doing bong hits and having it documented isn't the greatest idea. Especially if your primary means of income is endorsements. Just a thought.

9. George Michael gets busted for possession of class C drugs in London
Class C drugs in England include pot, painkillers, and tranquilizers. Not sure which ones George was on, but someone found him slumped over the wheel of his car just outside Hyde Park, so all we know is that they were working. My advice to any would-be drug user? If you can -- and I know this can be tough -- try to avoid doing your drugs in public outside of one of the largest parks in London. If you must do drugs outside of a large London park, don't be George Michael. I can't stress this enough. If you are George Michael, you will be caught.  Keep Reading »

So we are out in Vegas at my buddy's bachelor party (yeah I am an old dude - fuck you) and I don't know how hookers survive out there since all the chicks that go there just want to get banged. Anyway, we are at Pure...  Keep Reading »

Two years ago, 67 percent of all American bills contained traces of cocaine. A recent study has concluded that the statistic is actually inaccurate. Check your wallet because currently 9 out of every 10 bills in it have traces of cocaine on them -- especially if you live in a big city like Baltimore, Boston, or Detroit. In Washington, D.C., there is a 95 percent chance that a bill will have a trace of cocaine on it. While these numbers are surprising (for most of us), the report says that most of the bills have traces of illicit drugs of them due to being packaged with other bills that were actually used to take the drug. Proud day to be an American.

What are Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, Walter Cronkite, and Ed McMahon all getting for Christmas?

A Chihuahua, apparently.

This summer's celebrity death streak extends to the animal kingdom today with People.com news that Gidget, the Chihuahua who served as the face of Taco Bell's renowned obese stoner campaign, has passed away after suffering a stroke. She was 15-years old.

Most surprising is the revelation that Gidget was a girl. I always assumed that the taco-crazed creature mouthing "Yo Quiero Taco Bell" was a dude dog. Fooled me.

Taco Bell patrons, potheads, and fast-food aficionados will no doubt be hit hard by this news. Many might draw comparisons to "Jack" catching E.coli in the early \`90s or the day that "Pizza! Pizza!" went away.

The most fitting way to memorialize this fallen icon? In song, of course.