Editor's Note: This email landed in our inbox yesterday, and we of course asked Fratrick Chayzee to respond.

Professor Chayzee,
My friends and I would like to host a Day Chay this Saturday. Here are the stats:

• 12 Bros (obviously no chicks)
  
• Off-campus house
  
• Projected 70-degree sunny weather
  
• My mom's credit card
  
  Please instruct us on how to make the most of this Day Chay.
  
  Chayfully Yours,
  Chaymie Foxx
  
  Chaymie,
  
  Pretty jealous of your plans for a day chay, wish I could be out there with you. Twelve bros is on the smaller side but as long as each bro brings the heat then it should go smoothly.
  
  The day party thrives on enthusiasm and you will need it to pull off what is expected with the small crew.
  
  Essentials:  Keep Reading »

Editor's Note: This is a new column by Fratrick Chayzee and Gordon Bomchay, masters of the art of Chaying.



Similar to the notion that weed is a gateway drug to harder substances, being cool in high school is the gateway to success in future social scenes. A standard high school house party in many respects represents a microcosm of the many different party scenes that arise later in life from college fraternity parties to Ibiza nightclubs. I have compiled a short list of standard party venues, including etiquette and guidelines, to hopefully maximize a Bro's utility of the substances available when in the mood to chay. I would not be presumptuous enough to claim that I am describing the epitome of every single party scene, but if you cannot find any relation between what I am explaining and your own social life then grab your beret, Macbook Pro, and go back and start taking advantage of the free WiFi at Starbucks.

House Party:

Although occasionally some people have managed to reinvent themselves during college, often the same people who run the show at Mr. and Mrs. Pickford's house when they leave town are the same people running no-huddle shotguns at the fraternity house and being dead-lifted out of the bar before midnight.  Keep Reading »