The Almighty Conquest: Picking up the Bartender
by Leftos | November 25, 2009 at 4:21 p.m.Approaching the Prettiest Girl at the Bar
by Leftos | November 20, 2009 at 2:11 p.m.The Lengths Chicks Go To Reconnect With Guys
by Rainmaker | October 22, 2009 at 11:12 a.m.
Friday at 12:39 a.m.: "Hey, its jen... I'm sooo sorry to bother u but I really, really need to talk to u." No response.
C'mon, babe. I know your lying. It's after midnight on a Friday night. Chances are you were out trying to slut it up and got denied, not sitting around talking to your gyno. Coupled with the fact that Rachel's boyfriend surprised her at the bar, kissed her on the forehead in front of you, and made you think of that one time I kissed you in the car last summer (in my effort to convince you to give me road head), making you miss me sooo much.A Field Guide to Cougar Hunting: The 10 Sub-Species of Cougars
by joePA | October 20, 2009 at 2:40 p.m.

What Not to Say in a Dating Video Circa 1983
by AG | September 17, 2009 at 10:45 a.m.Meet Your Miss Cougar America 2009: Gloria Navarro
by AG | September 1, 2009 at 5:23 p.m.
Top 5 Pick-Up Lines You Should Probably Never Use
by Waffles McButter | August 27, 2009 at 2:57 p.m.
The 5 Keys to Hooking Up with Incoming Freshmen
by Waffles McButter | August 14, 2009 at 3:05 p.m.
4. How to gauge her interest - You've already lived a full year of college, so automatically you are way more interesting than she is. That alone will draw her in. Girls also like a sense of security, and since she is in an unfamiliar place, she is going to want a man who knows his way around -- the city and her vaginal walls. The simple truth is that there is no easier way to a freshman girl's crotch than to show her a good fucking time and take her to sick parties. Just be sure that she is not a Tim Tebow(cough virgin cough). If she still has her cherry intact, I suggest you take your cock elsewhere because fucking her is going to take a little thing my father likes to call "work", and you don't want any part of that. Keep Reading »
Who Will Win This Year's Miss Cougar America Contest?
by AG | August 10, 2009 at 5:04 p.m.
Last month, we told you about some prime cougar hunting up in Boston as well as Town Me's "Cougar Locator" website. Now, all you West Coasters can break out your camouflage and start tracking the beast in its wildest habitats. The first-ever National Single Cougars Convention, featuring the Miss Cougar America Contest, will take place August 28 in Palo Alto, Calif. The event comes complete with a keynote address -- "Cougar-Luscious: Irresistible Dating & Relating for Older Women and Younger Men" -- delivered by author Francesca Gentille and her "much younger romantic partner (14 years difference)" Tahil Gesyuk. Here are the full details:The Question: How Can a Hot Girl Attract a Lacrosse Player?
by Flash Gordon | June 2, 2009 at 12:13 p.m.
Today's "Ask a Bro" question comes not from a fellow Bro but from a hot girl looking for a laxer. So we gave Waffles the day off and asked Top Cheese All Day to tackle this one.
Blame my childhood obsession with white tigers or my teenage fondness for the American Pie franchise, but for some reason, whenever I see an older woman with a younger guy, I feel warm inside -- like I've just taken a shot of whiskey. Maybe it's their confidence, their swagger, or their screw-what-the-world-thinks attitude that I find so intoxicating -- and I'm a woman. I can only imagine the effect they have on younger men, or cubs, as referred to in Cougarland. How Your Interview Skills Can Get You Laid
by kammeo | March 24, 2009 at 12:05 p.m.
Last week we offered up our BroBible guides to nailing an interview and landing a job in finance, professional sports, real estate, and the music industry. One of our sex and relationship writers, kammeo, noticed that a lot of the general tips we were giving about interviews synced almost perfectly with the equally treacherous first date....How Can I Be that Hot Girl's Mistake Tonight?
by Jack and Jill | March 13, 2009 at 12:27 p.m.
This is a regular column in which we tackle the burning questions all Bros have -- by asking a hot chick with all the right answers.The BroBible Guide To Picking Up a Girl at the Gym
by kammeo | March 4, 2009 at 1:03 p.m.
Picking up a girl at the gym is like scuba diving in the Great Barrier Reef -- it's thrilling, challenging, and a little dangerous all at the same time. The colors are mesmerizing, the energy is lively, and there's an air of mystery that comes with unchartered territory. Despite the abundance of gorgeous visuals, be careful Bros, one wrong move and you could end up ripped to shreds.The BroBible Guide to Text Messaging With a Girl
by Hello Miss Lady | March 4, 2009 at 10:29 a.m.