Who are the Top 10 Sexiest Cougars Over 40 in Hollywood?
by Waffles McButter | November 2, 2009 at 2:21 p.m.
After leafing through the newest issue Playboy and baring witness to Farrah Fawcett's super-human rocket nipples and then reading our article on cougar hunting from last week, I decided to sit myself down -- on the shitter -- and ask myself a life- and even shit density-changing question. Which 10 celebrities, among the living and over the age of 40, would I really love to fuck? A Field Guide to Cougar Hunting: The 10 Sub-Species of Cougars
by joePA | October 20, 2009 at 2:40 p.m.

Is There Such A Thing As Closing Too Early?
by Manut Bol | August 11, 2009 at 12:25 p.m.
We woke up around 10 a.m. on Saturday and immediately crushed the beach. Armed with a football that throws perfect spirals, five 30 racks and a set of pro kadima, we were determined to bring a seriously fratty vibe to the beach. The scene at the beach was mixed -- a handful of families, packs of high school girls, and random couples made up the demographic. But when it came to Bros, there was very little competition. We immediately started tossing the pigskin and shotgunning beers while older folk looked on in horror/astonishment.
Blame my childhood obsession with white tigers or my teenage fondness for the American Pie franchise, but for some reason, whenever I see an older woman with a younger guy, I feel warm inside -- like I've just taken a shot of whiskey. Maybe it's their confidence, their swagger, or their screw-what-the-world-thinks attitude that I find so intoxicating -- and I'm a woman. I can only imagine the effect they have on younger men, or cubs, as referred to in Cougarland. 
After reading the emotional thriller "Making A Good Impression" by Champagne Campaign on this sensational website, I decided to share my own New Year's Eve adventure. This tale takes place in our nation's capital, Washington DC. My buddy was having about 30 people over to bring in the New Year at his apartment. I got there around 11 pm but was not in the New Years spirit. I was hungover from the night before and had to wake up early for a flight out of Dulles the next morning. In any event, I had promised one of my friends I would stop by, take down a few cocktails, and then quietly dip out after midnight. Little did I know I'd find someone that would throw a wrench in my plans. Keep Reading »
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