They're on www.toasttothat.com, some of them are really good, here's a shorter one I like.. "If all the ladies were bells in a tower, then I'd be the bellboy and bang em every hour."  Keep Reading »

I know what you're wondering before you even say it. What's the best way to chug a brew? The brew itself is what defines the bro. While we find comfort in lax, broads, fresh pepperoni 'za, and the occasional recreational drug, the brew stands alone at the center of the bro's heart.

When we first started killing brews in large quantities at around age 15 (maybe 16 if you're a late bloomer), I'm sure we all asked ourselves the same question: What's the fastest way to get through this rack? You may have even asked yourself: Why do we kill so many brews? That's a joke; if you asked yourself that, stop reading and get a buddy to kick you in the nuts. We all kill brews for the camaraderie and so we can have a reason to kick through a mint tin or two packs of butts in a night (not to mention it gives us an excuse when we bang fat chicks or wake up naked in a pool of our own piss three nights in a row.)

Well, needless to say, we all came of age one way or another and figured the ins and outs of killing brews. While everyone may have their own preference in style, I'm about to share with you my own personal brew-killing style power rankings. Get ready to get hurt...  Keep Reading »