Remember last week when we gave you a list of the most heinous female sex offenders in American history (or at least as far back as they kept a record of such things)? Well, we felt it would be a bit of a tease and an insult to our readers if we didn't construct a list of sexy, or at least do-able, child-molesting teachers (culled from this master list). Now it's hard for me to point fingers or blame for any crime at an attractive woman, but in this instance especially, I am having a hell of a time trying to understand why most of these outstanding women have been charged with a crime. Is it a crime for a sexy teacher to help some young man put a 4th period boner to good use? No. Is it a crime for that same teacher to then sodomize said young boy? Actually, yes. Even when you are a hot teacher, that shit ain't cool. I guess it turns out that clergy men are not the only ones who possess the horrifying desire to stab little boys' poop. Who knew?


1. Amy Northcutt, 26
This young wife and former history teacher was arrested, along with her husband, for trying to persuade a female student to join them in a threesome. All females reading should take some notes from Mrs. Northcutt on how to keep a happy and healthy marriage because that, ladies, is what I call love. How's about for your next adventure, Amy, we have a Devil's 3-way and when he's not looking, I'll club your hubby over the head with a vase and then give your vagina the beating of its life. Sound good? Of course it does.



2. Carrie McCandless, 29
Looking at her with disheveled hair and her orange prison jumpsuit really makes my dick itch. But then when you factor in that this former teacher is the wife of the principal and that her crime was having sex with a 17-year-old male student during an overnight school camping trip, now you not only have yourself the ingredients to make a fine porno but you also have my pork sword dancing the mambo.  Keep Reading »