for my man brojandro. you're a pussy. lets hear the complaints about this one. start chilling.  Keep Reading »

Calling all bros, so I recently broke my arm and i suck at switch hitting. So I was wondering, whats the other most bro way to get a nut (without a girl obviously). Now we all know the usual stuff, humpin a...  Keep Reading »

Ok Bros, I've been checking up on BroBible regularly for at least the 6 months and decided to finally make a post. So my question/concern is, there has to be a difference between partying and chaying right? But...  Keep Reading »

It exists. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CHAY-FM  Keep Reading »

Consider this the "Atlas Shrugged" for the aspiring freshman Bro. As I sit to write this I can sense my eyes beginning to tear up as I remind myself of all the debauchery I have experienced and bore witness too throughout my four years of college. I am dreadfully approaching my final semester in college, and though I look forward to the days of making money, driving around in whips that I actually own, and crushing more 40+-year-old pussy than I can even begin to comprehend, I feel that it is my duty to make, shall I say, a statement regarding my college years.  Keep Reading »

After I loosened my belt a notch or two after a hearty Thanksgiving dinner, I grabbed a Blue Light, sat on the couch, and caught the end of the Raiders-Cowboys game. It had been a fairly successful holiday, with no serious brawls between relatives or burnt turkeys to speak of. My uncles, cousins, and I even got a few holes in before the bird came out of the oven. Aside from feeling bloated for the entire day, I would put 2009 up there as one of the best Thanksgivings in recent memory (granted, I can't really remember many before my senior year of high school thanks to the unlimited amount of pre-dinner brews and post-dinner Jack on the rocks).

Needless to say, as I found myself barely able to breath and watching the Cowboys blow out the Raiders in a game I could hardly give less of a shit about, I got to thinking. While a part of me worried about the inevitable papers and exams that get thrown at us in between Thanksgiving break and Christmas break, most of my concern was focused on another inevitable truth: the winter weight gain. The combination of cold weather, late night Sheetz runs, and copious amounts of booze, causes chicks to pack on the pounds at an alarming rate.  Keep Reading »

Sir Charles "Chay" Blyth was the first person to sail non-stop around the world. He accomplished the feat in 1971, aboard the boat "British Steel." Dude must have crushed a lot of brews when he was out to sea.  Keep Reading »

In my first installment of "Chaying Enhancing," I will be educating the Brommunity on an essential for chaying. It is a game that requires a life long oath that every Bro must faithfully follow once he agrees to participate. This game is called Bullmoose. For those of you out there who are already familiar with this game but somehow have been misinformed that it's known as Buffalo, then hit the bricks. The game is called Bullmoose and there is no debating it. How do you play? The rules are as follows:

• If you open a drink of any kind in any part of the world, the drink MUST be held in your left hand at all times. Some mandate that Bullmoose is only valid with alcoholic beverages. However, if you love Bob Probert, Doggystyle (Snoop's classic CD and hitting it from behind), and all things chay, then you play with any type of beverage. Bud Heavy, chocolate milk, warm scotch. Doesn't matter.  Keep Reading »

Editor's Note: Attention College Students -- Got a hilarious or epic story of college debauchery to share? Unleash it in the Brommunity, and if we like it, will Certify it and move it to the Buzz! Here's pillsbury bro boy with just such a story...

Disclaimer: The names of the people involved in this trip have been changed to preserve anonymity, but more importantly to keep the jakes off our trail (because there is a high likelihood that we are wanted in a few states between New York and Tennessee).

It began as an idea. A pipe dream, really. There were too many variables to consider: money, possible jail time, chicks, and more money. In the end, however, we pulled it off. It had become somewhat of a tradition for me and my bros to take a mid-semester break from all the stresses that we face as college students. For the last two years we would leave our small liberal arts schools in the freezing Northeast in search of warmer weather, better looking girls, and the renowned 24-packs of Natty Light (seriously, why cant they just throw an extra six brews in there and call it an even 30?)  Keep Reading »

A Shoreline Connecticut View of Chaying By Bronaldinho Del Chay and Brewce Chaying It's a beautiful summer day in a shoreline town in Connecticut. The sun is out, there's a nice breeze coming off Long Island...  Keep Reading »

Author's Disclaimer: While there is a very high chance that the Bros who engage in chaying will ultimately become dependent on alcohol or some type of substance, a recent study has shown (editor's note: No one has found any study that confirms this) that the Bro who puts getting hammered and socializing over smashing broads often has the qualities necessary to be successful later in life.

After sorting through countless emails from Bros across the country who are dumbfounded but curious as to what chaying is, I think that it is finally time we determine what it actually means. To capture the word in one sentence... Chaying is the perpetual search for the next buzz. In its most basic form, chaying is trying your hardest to get more blacked out than the next bro and in doing so, creating a atmosphere of alcohol jubilation and rehab-worthy activities. However, before I go any further, a clear distinction needs to be made between "drinking aggressively" and chaying.  Keep Reading »

Some things just don't seem right together, no matter what your outlook on life is. Think about Nelly singing with Tim McGraw, Mexicans skiing, finding good food in the dining hall, or white guys shorter than 6' 9" that can dunk. The same holds true when it comes to women and dipping.

For most Bros, you are so used to seeing guys packin' bombs that when a broad opens a tin and puts one in, you aren't quite sure how to react. Part of me is disgusted by the thought of chew spit coming out a girl's mouth. But I would be lying if I said my dick doesn't get a little twitch when I see her spit that first string. I love my Grizzly more than the average bro, so is it wrong for me to be a little turned on by a girl that dips? Thoughts of soft-core bondage sex followed by sharing the last two dips of a Griz Mint tin while watching "Harry Potter" start to creep in my mind. Never again will I have to scrape up a tin because the gas station is closed. My girl would always have an extra tin handy. These are some of the benefits of being down with a chick who dips.  Keep Reading »

Pettitte was lights out and Arod is actually hitting in the post season. It can only mean one thing... Sterling Shake ALCS baby  Keep Reading »

The Bro lifestyle is often unpredictable and full of bad decision making. Accordingly, the cell phone is usually the victim when there is excessive chaying or revelry going on. As a result, the Bro has resorted to...  Keep Reading »

Editor's Note: This email landed in our inbox yesterday, and we of course asked Fratrick Chayzee to respond.

Professor Chayzee,
My friends and I would like to host a Day Chay this Saturday. Here are the stats:

• 12 Bros (obviously no chicks)
  
• Off-campus house
  
• Projected 70-degree sunny weather
  
• My mom's credit card
  
  Please instruct us on how to make the most of this Day Chay.
  
  Chayfully Yours,
  Chaymie Foxx
  
  Chaymie,
  
  Pretty jealous of your plans for a day chay, wish I could be out there with you. Twelve bros is on the smaller side but as long as each bro brings the heat then it should go smoothly.
  
  The day party thrives on enthusiasm and you will need it to pull off what is expected with the small crew.
  
  Essentials:  Keep Reading »