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Who Needs Monogamy? Six Tips for the (Very) Casual Dater

by kammeo | March 19, 2009 at 1:43 p.m.


I love pizza. All kinds. Especially, a thin crust topped with pineapple. But, if I had to eat it every night I'd get bored of it. Soon my boredom would morph into anger, followed by resentment, and pretty soon I'd start to hate the very thing that I once loved. That's kind of why I find fault with monogamy.

Humans, like most mammals, are not wired to be monogamous. According to scientific research, out of over 4,000 mammalian species, only beavers and a couple of other rodents, otters, bats, certain foxes, and a few hoofed mammals are actually classified as monogamous. Why is it that we group men and women in the same category as otters? Hell, even rattlesnakes know better than to spend their entire life with only one other snake.

Is it time that we ignore this notion of coupling off in favor of our genetic predisposition of promiscuity? Would your life be better if you had more than one girlfriend? It seems to work well enough for Hugh Heffner. Although interestingly enough, Heffner's 18-year-old son, Marston, has no desire to follow in his father's romantic footsteps, claiming, "I'm not going to have multiple girlfriends -- not at the same time. I can't imagine that."

Still, there are plenty of Bros that could imagine that. During an interview last year with vibe.com, Akon revealed his feelings towards polygamy by saying, "I think the average guy is doing [it] right now. He's just not married. Everybody that I hang with got multiple girlfriends." While fans were all up and arms about Akon's Big Love-ish beliefs, at the end of the day, maybe the idea of engaging in multiple relationships should not be such a fantasy after all?

That said, Bros, there is definitely a right and wrong way to date more than one woman at the same time. With this in mind, I've complied a list of suggestions:  Keep Reading »
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