
For lack of desire to use a better term, Ashley Greene is one smart whore. And that is why we want to give her BroBible's inaugural
T.W.A.T.T. Award, which stands for "The Whore at the Top". Her foresight to copyright her nude pictures -- that she took herself -- was pure fucking genius. Not only does she have the exclusive rights to where these pictures wind up, but she has potentially opened up a new stream of revenue by suing anyone who violates her copyright and publishes these pictures illegally. Bravo Ashley.
Before these pictures of you surfaced earlier this week, I had no fucking clue that you were even alive. I mean, how would I? Never in a million years would I watch anything you have starred in. Twilight? Give me a fucking break; I'd sooner fuck my neighbors cat, Felix, than sit through that. But since this news came out, I have really taking a fondness to you becasue I admire your prudence and I have a morsel of respect for you as a business woman as well. So once again, congratulations from all of us here at BroBible.
After the jump are a few topless dames who were also nominated for this award but sadly they lacked Ashley's business acumen, therefore, they never stood a chance at winning this soon-to-be coveted award. Highly NSFW.
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