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Brooklyn Decker, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Crystal Renn Get Sexy in St. Barth's

by AG | March 7, 2010 at 2:15 a.m.


We're loving Twitter more and more these days (and not just because we passed the 1,000 Follower mark on Friday). We love following hot models like Brooklyn Decker, if for no other reason than that they often post Twitpics of themselves and their equally smoking friends at exotic photo shoots. Up above, for example, is Brooklyn, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Crystal Renn in St. Barth's for a Glamour Magazine shoot. It was the only shot that Brooklyn posted, but Alessandra posted a few more of herself, and we've got 'em after the jump.  Keep Reading »
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This Week's BroBible Top 5 Hottie Index is Having a Lot of Sex

by Waffles McButter | February 26, 2010 at 4:31 p.m.
The BroBible Top 5 Hottie Index returns today -- as it does every Friday -- with babes who have been making waves in the news and tabloids this past week. Today, I am pinch hitting for Mr. T as he is currently busy binge drinking and enjoying his snow day (actually, he's stuck somewhere between O'Hare and travel purgatory). Prick. Anyway, the hot boxes below all made this list for various reasons but there is definitely a glaring theme of sex this week. But isn't there always with us? All men love sex. Even you virgins out there, you love sex, too, you just don't know it yet.


5. Rozlyn Papa
Who the fuck is this floozy? you ask. Well, bros, she is on "The Bachelor" and while none of you should ever watch that abomination of a show, she is making the list because 'ole Rozy has herself a filthy sex tape and at BroBible we don't chastise whores, we cherish them. Giddy up!  Keep Reading »
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Brooklyn Decker 'Hit By Bus,' Latest Victim of Sports Illustrated Cover Curse

by AG | February 13, 2010 at 1:35 p.m.


It happened last night, when Decker was on her way to film "Jimmy Kimmel Live," which should tell you everything. The funny video is after the jump.  Keep Reading »
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Introducing the BroBible Top 5 Hottie Index

by Mr. T | February 12, 2010 at 3:19 p.m.
To keep track of which chicks are currently bringing the heat, we've decided to launch a new weekly column: The BroBible Top 5 Hottie Index. In order to make our index, the celebrity, athlete, or other notable hottie in question needs to be relevant at this moment and tearing up the headlines. So while Marisa Miller would be welcome to play around in my sheets on any given night, she takes a back seat to the women being shoved down our throats this week -- or currently newsworthy enough that you'd like to shove something down theirs. So here they are, the inaugural BroBible Top 5 Hottie Index:


5. Danica Patrick
SportsCenter needs some filler with football season over and ESPN is pushing Danica right into your living room. Patrick will be running in this weekends Nationwide race at Daytona, so expect the coverage of her NASCAR debut to be overblown. That's no problem for us, as the petite Patrick is the only hot box riding in a motor vehicle these days. While her GoDaddy commercials are constantly a tease, the shots from last year's Swimsuit issue were thankfully not.  Keep Reading »
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Bar Refaeli, Brooklyn Decker, Hilary Rhoda, and More Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 2010 Beauties

by AG | February 9, 2010 at 11:23 a.m.


We showed you the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue late last night, and now it's time to take a look inside the greatest magazine issue of the year. We've only just begun to crack the surface of SI.com/swimsuit and could probably spend the entire day going through that site, looking at photos, watching videos, and dreaming of Brooklyn Decker. What have we discovered so far?

At first glance, the 2010 edition seems to be a lot tamer than in years past. This isn't to say that the girls are any less beautiful -- they're as gorgeous as ever. But there seems to be a little less skin, a little less nipple, a little less ass, a little less provocation, a little less over the top. Last year's signature move of girls pulling down their bikini bottom strings, for example, is almost nowhere to be found. None of that means there are not amazing shots to be found. We've just started going through the main model shots (there are 45 for each girl), and are bringing you in this post some of the stalwarts: Brooklyn Decker, Bar Refaeli (above), Hilary Rhoda, Jessica White, Esti Ginzburg, Daniella Sarahyba, Cintia Dicker, and Anne V. We're only excerpt a few shots for each girl; SI has made it more difficult this year to share their shots outside of their website, which is understandable considering how much time and effort goes into making this issue each year. Point being, enjoy this small taste of the Swimsuit Issue, but then head over to SI.com to really get the full experience -- and head to the newsstand and get the real thing, just like in seventh grade!  Keep Reading »
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Brooklyn Decker Graces the Cover of the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

by AG | February 9, 2010 at 12:40 a.m.


Well, here it is, the cover of the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, starring the gorgeous Brooklyn Decker. One note: we were expecting to bring you guys wall-to-wall coverage of the issue on Tuesday; well, the smart guys over at SI have made that not exactly so easy as in years past. But have no fear, we'll bring you as many sexy shots as possible.

Anyway, after the jump, check out the photo that Brooklyn just Tweeted of her holding her own issue.  Keep Reading »
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Dave Letterman Reveals Brooklyn Decker as 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover Girl

by Mr. T | February 8, 2010 at 7:21 p.m.


The gorgeous Brooklyn Decker has been unveiled by David Letterman as the cover model for the 2010 issue of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. After Bar Refaeli took the honor last year, it's little surprise that Decker would claim the newsstands this year. You can check out the actual reveal on "Dave" tonight.

Here's what's worth watching tonight:
7 p.m.: CBB: Villanova vs. West Virginia (ESPN); Women's CBB: UNC vs. Duke (ESPN2); NHL: Devils vs. Flyers (Versus)
8 p.m.: "House" (FOX); "Chuck" (NBC); "Top Gear" (BBC America); NBA: Hornets vs. Magic (TNT)
9 p.m.: "Heroes" (NBC); "24" (Fox); "Monday Night Raw" (USA); CBB: Kansas vs. Texas (ESPN); CBB: Tennesse vs. Vanderbilt (ESPN-2); CBB: Alcorn State vs. Grambling State (ESPN-U)
10 p.m.: "Men of a Certain Age" (TNT); "Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations" (Travel); "Leno" with Emma Roberts (NBC); "Secret Diary of a Call Girl" (Showtime)
10:30 p.m.: NBA: Spurs vs. Lakers (TNT)
Tonight's late-night lineup is after the jump:  Keep Reading »
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SI Swimsuit Issue Classic: Our Favorite Bodypainted Beauties

by AG | February 8, 2010 at 5:19 p.m.


The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover will be revealed tonight on "Letterman," which means that tomorrow the greatest magazine issue of the year will hit newsstands and the web. We'll be providing wall-to-wall coverage this week, but we thought we'd get you pumped up for the 2010 edition with a look back at some of our favorite shots from over the years. There will be a special emphasis on the 2009 edition, but you'll see some classic shots sprinkled in among the new fare. Each post will be themed: Earlier we shared with you our favorite topless (and sometimes bottomless) swimsuit beauties and our favorite below-the-waist shots. Up next is our favorite bodypainting shots. Melissa Keller is up top. Lots more, including Brooklyn Decker, Heidi Klum, and Marisa Miller, are after the jump.  Keep Reading »
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SI Swimsuit Issue Classic: Our Favorite Topless (and Bottomless) Models

by AG | February 8, 2010 at 12:21 p.m.


The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover will be revealed tonight on "Letterman," which means that tomorrow the greatest magazine issue of the year will hit newsstands and the web. We'll be providing wall-to-wall coverage this week, but we thought we'd get you pumped up for the 2010 edition with a look back at some of our favorite shots from over the years. There will be a special emphasis on the 2009 edition, but you'll see some classic shots sprinkled in among the new fare. Each post will be themed: topless shots, ass shots, bodypainting shots, etc. Up first is a collection of our favorite topless (and sometimes bottomless) swimsuit beauties. Brooklyn Decker, of course, is up top. Lots more after the jump.  Keep Reading »
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Brooklyn Decker's Victoria's Secret Swimsuit Video Reveals Ample T&A

by AG | January 4, 2010 at 10:22 a.m.


One of our favorite new Twitterers is Brooklyn Decker, who, at least via her Tweets, seems as chill and fun as she is blazingly hot. Andy Roddick is a very lucky man. Brooklyn frequently Tweets about new photos, interviews, and videos featuring her (she always seems so excited about them, too, which is kind of charming considering she's an S.I. cover girl), and over the weekend she linked to some b-roll footage of her Victoria's Secret Swimwear shoot on Necker Island. How hot it is it? She says this at one point: "Girls, whip them out, and get ready to look hot on the beach."  Keep Reading »
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Gisele vs. Bar. vs. Brooklyn vs. Joanna: The Ultimate Who Would You Rather...

by AG | December 23, 2009 at 5:12 p.m.
Editor's Note: This is a new regular feature where we pose hypothetical questions for everyone to weigh in on in the comments. Today, another edition of Who Would You Rather Bang? Have a good one to suggest? Email us at contact@brobible.com.

Would you rather bang...



Gisele Bundchen, Bar Rafaeli, Brooklyn Decker, or Joanna Krupa?


Sound Off in the comments...
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Ahead of Federation Cup Final, Another Type of USA-Brazil Battle

by AG | June 26, 2009 at 1:39 p.m.


COED has up a pretty phenomenal showdown between gorgeous American and exotically gorgeous Brazilian models. Perhaps most amazing is that the American girls really do measure up quite nicely with their South American counterparts. That's Stacy Keibler and Cintia Dicker above. A few more examples after the jump, but click over to COED to see (and vote on) the full lineup. By the way, the U.S.-Brazil soccer game is this Sunday at 2:30 p.m. EST on ESPN.  Keep Reading »
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Decker Marries Roddick, Another ESPN Mock Draft, and Yankee Fans' ED

by AG | April 20, 2009 at 5:20 p.m.


Yep, Brooklyn Decker and Andy Roddick officially got hitched this weekend. [TMZ]

Forget that lady singing Les Miz. Here's the performance to beat in this season's "Britain's Got Talent." [no embed, YouTube]

Want to win the Pulitzer Prize? Write stories about your local governor or mayor's sex scandal. That's what the New York Times and Detroit Free Press did! [NYT]

A cool mock draft that allows this year's teams to pick anyone who's ever played in the NFL. The Lions choose Elway at #1, but you'll never believe who the Browns selected at #5. [ESPN]

Stephen Hawking, that genius MIT professor in the wheelchair, is seriously ill. [NYT]

Are Yankees fans more prone to having erectile dysfunction? Um, I hope not? [The Atlantic]
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Goooooooooooooooool!

by AG | April 15, 2009 at 4:43 p.m.


This would be Luis Angel Landin of Cruz Azul in the Mexican league. [Via Extra Mustard]

Andy Roddick and Brooklyn Decker are getting married. [Moon Dog Sports]

Top 10 ill-conceived late night shows. [AskMen]

A high school pitcher has pitched three consecutive no hitters. [SportsRubbish via Extra Mustard]

High school laxer Kevin Interlicchio scored 8 goals in a recent game. [TheBlogCabin]

Today's Tax Day, so some people are complaining by throwing a tea party. [AP]
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Masterpieces on Skin Canvases

by AG | February 10, 2009 at 5:20 p.m.


Bodypainting was revolutionary when it first sneaked into the Swimsuit Issue a few years back, and though it's lost a little of the awe factor, we're still impressed. That's Julie Henderson above. The rest of this year's selection after the jump:  Keep Reading »
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