Love the Accent, Hate the Foster's: How to Bag an Australian Chick
by Waffles McButter | November 6, 2009 at 11:36 a.m.
This is the latest installment of Ask A Bro with Waffles McButter. Got a question of your own for Waffles? Email wafflesmcbutter@brobible.com. You can also now follow Waffles on Twitter or be his friend on Facebook.Dear Waffles,
I'm trying to pick up this slammin' Australian chick. Do you have any advice for bro's trying to land international chicks?
Thanks.
ramBRO
Dear John J,
First I'd like to start by offering my long overdue condolences for your fallen brothers, especially Danforth, he was a good egg and a hell of a used-car salesman before the war. Nam' was fucking hell for all of us and I'm sure you miss him and the rest of your fallen platoon. But enough with all the fuckin' pleasantries; kindness makes me sick, Vietnam was years ago, and no bro should ever live in the past. So let's talk about the mission at hand and how you can bag and tag this Australian bird without spiking her drink with cyanide or the use of sweet Napalm. Keep Reading »
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