After crisscrossing its way across Canada for 106 days, tonight the ceremonial Olympic torch relay comes to an end in Vancouver. On Monday we kicked off our countdown to the Winter Games with a round up of the 15 hottest Scandinavian athletes. Yesterday we continued by toasting the 15 hottest athletes in the host country of Canada. Today we are showcasing the 25 hottest female Olympians from Western Europe. Our list includes two pages of the hottest smoke shows from Italy, Germany, Switzerland, Belgium, Great Britain, and France ranked in no particular order. Check back tomorrow for the sexiest international competitors from Eastern Europe and beyond.

Italy
Carolina Kostner
Age: 23
Sport: Figure skating
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Yesterday we started our countdown to the Winter Olympic Games by presenting the 15 hottest Scandinavian athletes competing in Vancouver. Today our search for hot winter athletes moves back to North America to this year's host country. We'll try our hardest to resist easy Canadian jokes about bacon, beer, and maple syrup -- eh. After the jump, check out the 15 hottest female Olympians from the Great White North who will be representing Team Canada in this year's games. The girls are ranked in no particular order. Check back tomorrow for the white-hot, ice-melting Olympians of Western Europe.


Ashleigh McIvor
Age: 26
Sport: Freestyle Skiing
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Recently the bros and I were arguing over which athletes were most bro...below is a few of my top choices. Feel free to speculate, I did not put nearly enough thought or research into this list. Basketball- Paul...  Keep Reading »

Olympic Gold Medal sprinter adopted a cheetah while on a trip to Kenya, ostensibly to raise awareness for conservation in Africa but more likely so that he can race him for the crown of world's fastest mammal. And yes, he's named the cheetah Lightning Bolt. Actually, some scientists already did a comparison of Bolt's World Record pace and a cheetah's over 100 meters. Check out the AWESOME VIDEO after the jump. Who do you think would win in a race?  Keep Reading »

Both the sport and babe-watching communities have been abuzz the last couple days with news that ESPN the Magazinewill give Sports Illustrated's annual swimsuit issue a run for it's scantily clad money with a "Body Issue" to be published in October. And in magazine publishing speak, "body issue" equals "special, once-a-year, semi-nude issue."

The Disney-owned mag is, naturally, going the tasteful, artsy-fartsy route with various pieces of sports equipment, clever props, and well-placed hands covering the tasty bits of lady athletes (and dudes). So don't expect Hustler at a women's volleyball tourney.

Olympic, professional, and amateur athletes are being approached for the special issue that will focus on the au natural athletic form. So bros, on to the burning question: who would be on your fantasy ESPN "body" team? We have one candidate.

Let's cut right to the white Ford Bronco chase: Below is a list of our favorite delinquent athletes of all time. Let's kick off this party with a bang shall we?


O.J. Simpson
Also currently known as Inmate #1027820 of the Lovelock Correctional Center in Lovelock, Nevada. O.J. was like the girl who despite knowing she was the love of your life you let get away. Regret consumed you, sleeping was impossible, eating was a chore, and even sex seemed to be a task (O.K., that might be an overstatement). But like all great loves that were meant to be, this one came crawling back. Roughly 15 years ago, the Juice "allegedly" played the role of God by hacking his ex-wife Nicole and her table-serving lover Ron to pieces. Because the jury of his peers was comprised of fucking idiots and yeast infections, he got away with it. Luckily for us, O.J. was always an overachiever, so merely getting away with murder didn't satisfy his criminal palate. In September of 2007, Simpson, like Robin Hood, led his band of merry men into a casino and attempted to steal back sports memorabilia he claimed had been stolen from him. On December 5, 2008, Simpson was sentenced to a total of 33 years in prison, with the possibility of parole in 9 years.

You heard it here first folks -- 9 years from now, Orenthal James Simpson will not only be released from prison but if there is a just God in this universe, he will also have the most unfastened asshole in America. I'm not sure how'd we know that since I don't think the Census Bureau accounts for such a thing, so we'll just have to assume it as fact. And then maybe he'll go back to looking for Nicole and Ron's killer on the golf course.

What I believe he was drinking at the time: 100% pure Florida orange juice. The local grocery didn't have the "pulp free" like O.J. preferred that day. So essentially he can blame it on the Juice, had him feeling loose... and bloodthirsty.  Keep Reading »

Although I object to a few of the selections, its a pretty solid list. Not surprised they didn't include any soccer or lacrosse chicks, they smell the worst. For the entire list, Click Here. Here are a few of my...  Keep Reading »

From time to time I will read about a particularaly assinine crime that has been commited by a professional athlete and feel the need to pass it on to the masses. These are the 5 of the most ridiculous athlete involved...  Keep Reading »