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Kid Pulls Off the Best Parallel Parking Job We've Seen All Day

by AG | August 18, 2009 at 7:05 p.m.

[via Funny or Die]

Joanna Kruppa in VERY NSFW lingerie. [Totally Crap via Double Viking]
Check out the Girls of Spike TV.
Erin Andrews, pre-peeping tom, looks hot covered in mud. [GQ]
25 awesome homeless guy signs. [Holy Taco]
Hot chicks in sports movies.
Lesbian sex positions for dummies. [Love Girls]
And yes, Greg Paulus will start at quarterback for Syracuse. Don't even get us started.

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You Can Call This Guy 'Al'

by AG | August 17, 2009 at 6:02 p.m.

A kid in Texas caught two different foul balls hit by Josh Hamilton at a Rangers game yesterday. [Busted Coverage]
This guy can't really be Steven Tyler, can he? [Don Chavez]
The new service Pulp Tunes allows you to access your iTunes library from anywhere through a web browser.
50 sexy celebrities in bikinis. [Manofest]
What ever happened to these 30 stars from the 1990s? [Gunaxin]
Celebrities looked funny in their yearbook photos. [Hollywood Fail]
Mary Alison is really hot. [Gorilla Mask]

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Who Wants a Full Year's Supply of Jessica Burciaga?

by AG | August 13, 2009 at 5:46 p.m.

Jessica Burciaga is really hot and Gunaxin has 340 photos to prove it. [Gunaxin]
The 10 greatest General Lee jumps of all-time. [Epic Carnival via Gorilla Mask]
Victoria Silvstedts is on a boat. [Drunken Stepfather]
Who wouldn't want to have dinner with the abortionists? [Manofest]
New Argentinean soccer uniforms were unveiled by hot models. [Sports by Brooks via Take a Report]
An email exchange between modern-day pirates. [Holy Taco]
Shane Victorino got a beer dumped on him by a Cubs fan at Wrigley Field. [With Leather]
We don't even know her name, but this girl is really hot. [Busted Coverage]

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The Dude Drives a VW, Rick Pitino Paid for an Abortion, and Female Urinals Exist

by AG | August 12, 2009 at 6:34 p.m.

The Pittsburgh Steelers are in trouble for using assault weapons at a firearms party. [Philly.com via Bar Stool Sports.
The cocktails of "Mad Men" are really authentic. [NYTimes]
Rick Pitino admitted to police that he had sex with the woman who he alleges is extorting him, and paid for her abortion. [Courier-Journal]
Behold: the female urinal. [Tasty Booze]
Ashley Smith is smoking hot and covered with sand. [Gorilla Mask]
25 misspelled tattoos. [Manofest]
What ever happened to the Mighty Ducks? [Rookies Blog via Take a Report]

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Meet the Best Dancer at Lollapalooza 2009

by AG | August 11, 2009 at 6:15 p.m.

Nike pays tribute to 90s hip hop in a new advertisement starring Rashard "Ice-O" Lewis, Andre "Chief Blocka" Iguodala, Kevin "Velvet Hoop" Durant. [AdWeek]
Some brilliant guy in Missouri brought a U-Haul truck to a Hooters-girls-in-bikinis car wash. [Busted Coverage]
This journalist got himself a sperm facial. [BuzzFeed]
This gum not only will freshen your breath, but will also serve as chewable viagra. [Bachelor Guy]
The 10 greatest cleavage moments in TV history.
Absolutely awesome animal sand sculptures.
Some guys in sharp suits stole $65 million in jewelry from a store in London. [CNEWS via

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The Best Kind of Plumber's Crack

by AG | August 10, 2009 at 5:52 p.m.

[via Holy Taco]

Classic Facebook FAIL. [Tasty Booze]
The Got to Go iPhone app will send you a fake emergency message so you can get out of any conversation.
The 36-year-old founder of PokerListings.com was shot dead in bed in his father's house in Sweden. [NYP]
The former master distiller of Jack Daniel's whisky died of a heart attack at age 69. [Miami Herald]
Lots of very funny newspaper headlines. [Manofest]
15 creative business cards. [Uncoached]
It's football season again, which means it's time for cheerleaders. First up: the San Diego Chargers girls. [Busted Coverage]
Nate Silver thinks the unemployment rate won't hit 10%. [FiveThirtyEight]

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'Duck Tales' Goes Dirty, John Hughes Dies, Sotamayor Confirmed

by AG | August 6, 2009 at 6:15 p.m.

[via Fatal Farm]

John Hughes, the director of such classics as "The Breakfast Club," "Ferris Bueller's Day Off," "Planes, Trains and Automobiles," "Sixteen Candles," "Weird Science," "National Lampoon's Vacation," "Pretty in Pink," "The Great Outdoors," "Uncle Buck, and "Home Alone" died of a sudden heart attack today at the age of 59. [Aint it Cool]
"True Blood's" Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer are engaged in real life. [Us]
Check out these rather blah topless-on-a-boat-photos of Kate Moss and Karen Mulder. Or don't. [Egotastic]
This flowchart will determine whether or not you're going to have sex tonight. [Holy Taco]
"Scream 4" and "5" and "6" are all in the works, but Neve Campbell and Jamie Kennedy won't be returning to the film series. [Perez]
Judge Sonia Sotamayor was confirmed by the Senate as the first Hispanic Supreme Court judge. [NYTimes]
Yes, Twitter and Facebook got attacked today by hackers, but are pretty much back to normal by now. [NYT]

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Oh, the Mets, the Poor, Miserable Mets

by AG | August 5, 2009 at 6:49 p.m.

[Via Global Sports Fraternity]

The 20-page annotated photo gallery of Bill Simmons' trip to a sports memorabilia collector's show is pretty funny.
Facebook has removed the ability to search by relationship status. [All Facebook]
A BMW heiress in Germany was tricked into making a sex tape and continues to be extorted by people who say they have the video, even though the guy who originally made the video was arrested and is in jail. [Daily Beast]
Here's a list of 278 "Star Wars" quotes that sound better when a word is replaced by "pants."
Robert Rodriguez's new movie, "Machete," will star Danny Trejo is returning as the title character and Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Steven Seagal, Lindsay Lohan, Cheech Marin, Don Johnson and Jeff Fahey. [Coming Soon]
The ten greatest G.I. Joe villains.
ESPN.com's new Twitter guidelines are pretty funny/bat crazy. [Deadspin]
This was inevitable: The Kenyan Birth Certificate Generator. [via The Awl
Get your free Obama trading cards now!

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Happy Birthday, Mr. President

by AG | August 4, 2009 at 6:13 p.m.

North Korea agreed to pardon two American journalists following the visit of former President Bill Clinton. [NYTimes]
The San Diego Chargers fined cornerback Antonio Cromartie $2,500 for tweeting about how bad the camp food is. [ESPN]
Five disgusting habits and why you do them. [Gunaxin]
According to Las Vegas, the Phillies and Red Sox did the best in the pre-deadline trading, but the Yanks are still the favorites to win the World Series. [MLB Daily Dish]
Video game characters log on to FML. [College Humor]
The 9 greatest farts in sports history. [Busted Coverage]
Nine videos of girls doing really naughty things with food. [Hail Mary Jane via Gorilla Mask]
Some guy flipped out when his neighbor wouldn't give him Broadway and Park Place in a game of Monopoly. Check out the amazing local news report video after the jump. [Via Gunaxin] Keep Reading »

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The Markets Are Up! (Among Lots of Other Things)

by AG | August 3, 2009 at 5:56 p.m.

Lots of bikini (or sans bikini) pictures of Elisabetta Canalis (George Clooney's new GF), Jessica Alba, Katy Perry, and the cleavage of Christina Hendricks, from Esquire. [Egotastic]
Check out this hardcore video game-inspired furniture. [Level One Boss via GorillaMask.net]
Just a whole lot of hot girls (NSFW). [Gunaxin]
Does Matthew Stafford's girlfriend at Georgia have implants? [Busted Coverage]
Mario and the Princess: the Sex Tape. [College Humor]
Embarrassing videos of white people dancing. [Manofest]
Photos of people who clearly got wasted. [The Chive]
A Monroe College Class of 2009 graduate is suing her alma mater for her money back because she can't get a job. [NBC News]
One sucker punch starts a big-time basketball brawl. [Nothing Toxic]
All three markets closed above important markers today: The Nasdaq crossed the 2000-point threshold, the S&P the 1000-point mark, and the Dow above 9200 for the first time since November. [WSJ]
Yes, Tiger Woods probably farted on the golf course yesterday. [Don Chavez]
A nifty in-dash device will allow you to create voice-activated text messages in your car. (I can't wait till my grandchildren read that sentence and laugh in 40 years). [Engadget]
At least half of the cars bought using the Cash for Clunkers program were American brands. [CNBC]
Check out this building implosion that goes completely wrong and causes the whole structure to literally roll. [Huffington Post]
133 beer bong girls [COED]
A former Miss USA did a bikini photo shoot. [on205th via Take a Report]

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Yes, the Lingerie Football League is Still Going Strong

by AG | July 30, 2009 at 6:22 p.m.

[via With Leather]

Meet George Clooney's new girlfriend. [Egotastic]

15 billboards that don't belong next to each other. [BuzzFeed]

The Sunblock Girls, from Sweden naturally, are really gorgeous. [Uncoached]

So is model Brook Burns. [Gorilla Mask]

15 unusual bras, including one made of bacon. [Cityrag]

Some of the most inspirational movie sports speeches of all time. [AskMen]

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Admit It, This 7-Year-Old Dances Better Than You Do

by AG | July 29, 2009 at 6:07 p.m.

The Phillies didn't get Roy Halladay, but they did get Cliff Lee from Cleveland. [Philly Daily News]

Plaxico Burress testified for 3.5 hours today in front of a grand jury in New York.

You know all those spam emails you get about transferring money to foreign accounts? One Vanity Fair writer actually answered them, using fake contact info. The resulting back-and-forth emailing is priceless. [VF.com]

These Miami Dolphin cheerleaders are busting out of their bikinis. [Big League Screw via Double Viking]

Senator Schumer of New York wants to ban text messaging while driving nationwide. [NYTimes]

Elisabetta Canalis is pretty damn hot. [Holy Taco]

15 things that could only have been bought by someone who was drunk. [Uncoached]

A Goldman Sachs staffer was charged with soliciting what he thought was a 15-year-old girl. It wasn't. [Bloomberg]

Today's earlier Must Read Clicks.

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BREAKING NEWS: Brett Favre to Remain Retired

by AG | July 28, 2009 at 6:24 p.m.

Here's that awful Formula 1 car crash from over the weekend. Thankfully, the guy's all right after some major surgeries. Hope you understand German.

Brett Favre is staying retired. Now go away please. We'll see you at Canton in a few years. [Star Tribune]

A German swimmer beat Michael Phelps in the 200-meter freestyle by more than a second and more or less admitted that it was because he wears a fancy, super-sleek, soon-to-be-illegal swimsuit. [NYT]

Point-Counterpoint from the Onion: 'My Computer Totally Hates Me!' vs. 'God, Do I Hate That Bitch' [The Onion]

Check out the photos from New York City's 2009 Underwear Run

Michael Vick's prison haikus. [Holy Taco]

A flowchart for how to break up with your girlfriend. [HT]

Girls sports tournaments are better for the economy than boys sports tournaments. Come on guys, get to it. [NYT]

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have split up. [CNN]

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Does Doc Bottoms All Natural Aspray Really Work?

by AG | July 27, 2009 at 5:19 p.m.

[via everywhere under the sun]

- A 99-photo tribute to bikini cleavage. [Manofest]

- Dancing Filipino inmates' tribute to Michael Jackson's "Dangerous." [Perez]

- Here's a Rubik's Cube made entirely out of sandwich meats and cheeses. [Gizmodo]

- Phish is planning a multi-day Halloween festival at the site of Coachella. [LATimes]

- Check out Ali Larter's ass.

- We're not quite sure what Stephon Marbury is up to, but apparently he's streaming live video of himself and has gone off his rocker. [Justin TV/TMZ]

- A bar fight in Philly resulted in the death of one Phillies fan at the hands of other Phillies fans. [Busted Coverage]

- Here's St. Louis Cardinal prospect Casey Mulligan dancing to "Thriller" during a recent rain delay. [via Hot Clicks]

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How is Tim Tebow Still a Virgin With Women Like These Washing Cars?

by AG | July 23, 2009 at 6:06 p.m.

The 10 sexiest car wash videos. [Uncoached]

Tim Tebow says he's a virgin. [Rivals/Yahoo]

Blake Lively is still hot.

The results of the Great Male Survey are in. [Ask Men]

The mayors of three New Jersey cities, plus other politicians and five rabbis, were charged with money laundering and taking/offering bribes. [NY Daily News]

Really ridiculous reality TV show fights. [Buzz Feed]

A popular Indian cartoon porn actress named Savita has been banned from the Internet for obscenity. [HuffPo]

Archaeologists found a graveyard of sunken Roman ships dated to sometime between the first century BC and the fifth century AD. [Yahoo]

What Jay-Z can teach us about U.S. hegemony. [NPR]

Eight cartoon characters that probably have spyhillis. [Holy Taco]

Porn moves you should never use. [Ask Men]

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