In 1984, the first Apple Macintosh computer was introduced, the Space Ship Discovery embarked on its maiden voyage, and Ronald Reagan won re-election over Walter Mondale. In the movie theaters, it was the year of the Bro: most of the top grossing and Oscar-nominated films were guy movies, some of which go down today as some of the greatest of all time. Twenty-five years later, the current crop of testosterone-filled flicks may be winning big at the box office, but with the exception of "The Hangover," "The Hurt Locker," and a couple others, the drek that are "Transformers 2," "Terminator Salvation," and "X-Men: Wolverine" have been unequivocally disappointing. So we decided to take a look back at what went so right in 1984: Here are the 10 best guy movies of 1984, complete with all the classic lines (thanks to IMDB) that you're still quoting today.
"Ghost Busters" (June 8, 1984)
"When there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? Ghost Busters!" It's impossible to forget the catchy theme song that pervaded the second-highest grossing film of 1984 and the youth of an entire generation. "Ghost Busters" spawned a sequel (a third is now in the works), two animated series, some killer Ecto Cooler juice boxes, and a video game. Not to mention it was also the forerunner to the science fiction-comedy summer blockbuster. Before there was "Independence Day" and "Men in Black," there was "Ghost Busters."
Guy Staying Power:
For anyone living under a rock, "Ghost Busters" tells the story of four guys who decide to start their own paranormal exterminator service. The main plot revolves around a case that the Ghost Busters take for Dana Barett, who believes her apartment is possessed. The team later finds out that it is Dana herself who is possessed, as is Dana's neighbor, Louis Tully. If Dana and Louis embrace, they will unlock the spirit of Gozer, an ancient Sumerian ghost who will bring about the end to the world. The Ghost Busters briefly subdue Gozer until he morphs into the famous StayPuft Marshmallow Man and begins to lay havoc to the city. Eventually, the Ghost Busters combine energy streams on their proton packs and Marshmallow Man turns into a pile of melted goo. Dana and Louis return to normal and the guys save the world again. This movie has something for every guy: a little science fiction, but not too much; a little romance, but not too much; comedy, of course; and plenty of team work. Before the good guys dressed in black, they wore khaki jumpsuits and proton packs.
The Lines You Still Quote:
Dr. Peter Venkman: We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft's okay! He's a sailor, he's in New York; we get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!
Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr. Peter Venkman: We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!
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