Meet Bert the Broker, a Star Laxer-Turned-Wall Street Guru - BroBible

Meet Bert the Broker, a Star Laxer-Turned-Wall Street Guru

by AG | February 9, 2010 at 1:08 p.m.
Views: 7846
Category: 9 TO 5

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The Dow is up 190 points so far today, and if there's one guy who's surely making serious coin in this market, it's Bert Breakfast, a junior analyst at Goldman Sachs. BroBible.com and Bernie Hatefield Productions caught up with Bert recently to discuss his transition from the D-I lacrosse field to Wall Street, how he and his friends are coping with the recession, and why Jagerbombs are the keys to a girl's heart. The insightful, hilarious video is after the jump.

Update: Video should be working now...

Co-Written and Directed by Bryan Severance. Co-Written and Starring Dan D'Agnes. Produced by Bernie Hatefield Productions and BroBible.com.

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Comments

by Brogini | February 9, 2010 at 2:24 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

This is fuckin genius. Seriously.

by Anonymous | February 9, 2010 at 3:58 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

Awesome

by Chay-Z | February 9, 2010 at 5:03 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

love the share house/jaeger bomb reference from the laxer video

by BroBerry Pancakes | February 9, 2010 at 5:04 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

this was funnier than I thought it was going to be, good stuff

by Chay Stadium | February 9, 2010 at 6:24 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

The best follow up to The Laxer imaginable

by Bert the BROker | February 9, 2010 at 7:58 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

"I know there's a recession out there, its just that me and my friends choose not to participate."

Classic.

by harfskittles | February 10, 2010 at 12:10 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

Very funny and accurate. Great job guys.

by Anonymous | February 11, 2010 at 7:36 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

this should have way more views than 5000. spread the word ... this was absolutely hysterical

by Anonymous | February 11, 2010 at 7:37 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

this should have way more views than 5000. spread the word ... this was absolutely hysterical

by Anonymous | February 11, 2010 at 7:38 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

hahaha absolutely hysterical. how does this only have 5000 views?

by jk0002 | February 11, 2010 at 7:57 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

i agree anonymous but no need to post the same post 3 times. funny shit though guys keep it up

by brochay | February 12, 2010 at 10:34 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

Unreal. Video is a lot better than ultimate lax bro garbage... I was gonna go to the gym, but 8s and 9s...? Fuck it, ill see you at happy hour

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