I'm aware this is like asking for a miracle, but are there any porn sites that dont fuck up your computer that bad..just got a new laptop and i dont wanna fuck it up
Use any sites that dont require you to download the actual movies, like the ones mentioned above. Some run faster than others. Empflix.com is a great one.
hook up your laptop with some good free virus/ad stuff
Spybot search and destroy helped me get rid of some bad virus i had from some music also lets you know when it notices something bad. Adware is another virus program, also ad block plus addon for firefox works great. blocks all the ads on the free porn sites listed above.