The kids above are on chatroulette. They should be shot. You should too if you go on this site.

Seriously, chatroulette is the fucking gayest thing I have ever seen. Why? It's not because seeing titties are gay, and its not because the site allows bros to manipulate chicks. It's because chatroulette allows complete pussies to morph into bros.

Now a lot of you might be sitting out there, asking: "why the fuck is this kid hating for us taking advantage of chicks. Doesn't he realize that it is a longtime bro tradition to get chicks to take their shirts off?" This is true... except that chatroulette is a site composed of really fucking desperate girls who will take their shirts off for anyone. That is the purpose as to why they come to that site. Now, in any situation where chicks will take their shirts off, guys will flock like flies because unlike bros they cannot be picky about their pray. "Brohaters" (god I feel like a tool writing that word) flock there and spit their shitty game to get a girl to take her shirt off on camera. And herein lies the problem: it's on camera.

That shit is like cheating and is the most god awful faggy thing. Do you know why? Think about how many chicks you saw today walking down the street. All of them have titties. Most likely - especially if you're in high school or college - the majority of them were single. Yet instead of hitting on them and trying to get some vagina in your life, instead you logged onto chatroulette to talk to some slut who in reality may very well be some 60 year old dude using a recording. I understand why the first kid to post chatroulette shit got some cred for doing so - that was funny, ingenuitive and most bro. But when I finally saw that shirtless 15 year old with man boobs and a shitty flow on chatroulette something had to be fucking said. It allowed him to see some girl parts. It made a pussy into a bro.

Needless to say, this site is a monstrosity that needs to be stopped. But that is not the worst part.

The number one reason why chatroulette is the most homosexual thing ever is because it is actually packed with dick. I saw two dicks while recycling through cameras and each time it felt like I was getting socked in the stomach. If you use this more than once, seriously, how can you even get a boner?

Long story short: Go outside. The sun will not hurt you. Get real titties, not some chatroulette garbage.