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The New Orleans Saints Super Bowl Drinking Game

[inline:cooz]This New Orleans Saints Super Bowl Drinking Game has been making the rounds on both mass emails and the Internet all day, so we thought we'd post it. Anyone have a counterpart for the Colts? 1. Every time they mention hurricane Katrina, drink 1. 2. If they show pictures of the City of New Orleans right after Katrina, drink 1. 3. Every time they say how much the Saints mean to the City of New Orleans, drink 1. 4. Every time the words "tragedy", "flood", or "devastation" are used, drink 1. 5. Every time they talk about how good Reggie Bush was in college, drink 3. 6. If they show Kim Kardashian in the stands, drink 5. 7. Every time they show a picture of Reggie Bush with a bat or say "bringing the wood" drink for 5 seconds. 8. Every time Reggie Bush gets negative yardage trying to run around in the backfield a bunch and outrun the defense, drink 1 and turn to the person next to you and say "I told you Vince Young should have won the Heisman."

9. Every time Reggie Bush gets up and flexes his arms in that pose he likes to do, drink 1. 10. If they mention Tim Tebow for any reason, funnel a beer 11. Every time they say that "it's destiny for the Saints to win" drink 1. 12. If they show footage of Katrina survivors at the Superdome, take a shot of cheap liquor. 13. If they call Saints fans the most passionate fans in football, drink 1. 14. If they say that the Saints, Saints fans, or the City of New Orleans "deserve" a Superbowl victory, drink 1. 15. Every time they say how good of a story the Saints are, drink 1. 16. If Jeremy Shockey pretends to be hurt after dropping a pass, drink 2. 17. If they mention the Saints beating the Falcons in 2006 in the first game after Katrina in the Superdome, drink 5 and remember that we are still a better football team with better fans. 18. Every time they compare hurricane Katrina to the Haiti earthquake, funnel a beer and yell "bullshit!" 19. Every time they mention Drew Brees as the Mardi Gras king, drink. 20. Every time they show Archie Manning, drink 1, and mention how bad he sucked. If they show old footage of him on the Saints, drink 5. If they mention how tough of a decision it was for him as for whom to cheer for, drink 10. 21. Every time they show a saints fan yelling "Who dat!" Or a sign/shirt saying the same, drink 1. 22. If they show Chris Paul at the game, drink 1 and mention to someone how much better he is than Marvin Williams. 23. If they show former Mayor Ray Nagin, drink 5 and then punch someone in the face. Other Rules not involving the Saints: 1. Every time they show Eli Manning in the press box, drink 1. 2. Every time Pierre Garcon is mentioned with Haiti, drink 1. 3. If Brett Favre is mentioned for any reason, drink 1.

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this is the greatest drinking game ever created

hahahahahahah. this is amazing…I CANT WAIT

1. Everytime they mention how great Peyton Manning is. Drink 1

2. Everytime the colts run the ball for 5+ yds. Drink 1 (Drink 5 for a rush td)

3. Whenever Jim Caldwell gets mentioned as a rookie coach to make it to the SuperBowl. Drink 1

Thats the most I could come up with for the Colts.

And that, Chaylor, is why you’re a faggot.

Hahahaha Chaylor is a faggot.

Shut the fuck up anonymous. AG simply asked any ideas for the colts, and Chaylor made a decent post, you bro haters

haha, Northern Ontaribro is gay.  and from canada.

Every time they talk about Dwight Freeney, and show the clip of him strolling by Sanchez and somehow getting injured, drink and feel better knowing you’ll never have to listen to a fucking practice update on him again

1) every time joe buck says the phrase “gunslinger” drink 2

2) ever commercial peyton manning is in drink 1

3) every time they reference reggie wayne’s miami teammates making the trip back to the city drink 5

4) streaker: funnel 2 beers

5) every time they reference Tony Dungy drink 1

6) any time fox shows soldiers watching the game oversees drink 3

7) any time the phrase “peyton time” is said drink 2

When the Saints win, yell WHO DAT and proceed to drink as much as humanly possible

everytime you see bob sanders’ enormous triceps, drink 2

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