23 Celebrities Who Were Probably Drunk When They Got Tattooed
by joePA | January 25, 2010 - 7:52am | 17 comments - 80 reads
On Friday, actress Helen Mirren told Good Morning America she once got a tattoo a "very, very long time ago" when she was "very, very drunk." She told the morning talk show it was the most shocking thing she could think of doing because only "Hell's Angels, sailors, and prisoners" had tattoos. The regretful Oscar-winning actress also disclosed she is both "utterly disgusted" and "shocked" about the widespread popularity of tattoos. Certainly 64-year-old Mirren isn't the only celebrity to stumble into a tattoo shop during a weekend of debauchery and make a bad decision while under the influence. We've rounded up 23 other celebrities who we assume were drunker than sailors on a rum binge when they decided to get inked. It must be said that we do not actually know whether or not these athletes and movie stars were drunk when they were tattooed; we can only speculate. We left the list commentary-free and unranked. Feel free to unleash your own two cents at the end.
Angelina Jolie
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Jason Williams [inline:2] Tommy Lee [inline:3] Amy Winehouse [inline:4] Pink [inline:5] Dennis Rodman [inline:6] Levi Johnston [inline:7] Stephen Baldwin [inline:8] Lil' Wayne [inline:9] Marquis Daniels [inline:10] Jeff Monson [inline:11] Steve O [inline:12] Jason Giambi [inline:13] Scarlett Johansson [inline:14] Jamie Foxx [inline:15] Mark Wahlberg [inline:16] Gilbert Arenas [inline:17] Johnny Depp [inline:18] Reggie Miller [inline:29] Pamela Anderson [inline:20] Mike Tyson [inline:21] Megan Fox [inline:23] [inline:25] Tom Arnold [inline:22]
lil wayne gets them whenever he wants. in his documentary he gets one like on his tour bus. he also says he doesnt drink. he just gets fuckin baked out of his mind. and sips on that purp. so he’s fucked up either way. haha
oh shit. also is that miley cyrus with stephen baldwin? wtf?
What about Nick Cannon’s enormous “Mariah” tat on his back? had to be drunk to get that crazy bitch’s name on his back
http://www.sojones.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Nick_Cannon_upper_back_tattoo.png
Wayne must have a million dollars in ink on his body
wut is this purp stuff? i want some to get fucked up
“Purp”: I remember reading that Lil Wayne kept drinking some strong cough syrup mix during his GQ interview last year. Maybe that’s it. Hava also heard some rappers going on about drinking sizzurp (syrup). I don’t know for sure, though: not much purp/sizzurp drinking going on up here in Canada.
purp is prometh codine mixed with sprite or vodka or both if youre sweet and usually a jolly rancher or two mized in…commonly referred to as “leaning” by the purp drinking community, it is the intoxicated state you are in after consuming said beverage
TOM got his removed, it’s part of his new stand up.
Lil Wayne doesn’t drink.
“Weed and syrup…til I die.”
Um, let me just say that Steve-O’s tatoo is the shit dot com. Amazing! Hopefully one day I’ll be cool enough to get a tatoo of myself on my back.
Lil wayne does drink retards…“I was drinking fo’ i came, when I got here I did the same, I don’t like beer I like champagne”...
Nah weezy doesnt drink, he said he stays off it in the carter, but his got the styrofoam cup in every other shot of him
His cup is for his codine. Thats why it got that black censor bar over it in his “A Milli” video. He says he doesn’t drink because he’s a tiny dude and would get him too fucked up. He said he might have a few glasses of champagne, but mostly its sizzurp and blunts, which he apparently chain smokes like some people chain smoke cigs.
you can get the codine/purp/sizzurp if you hit up student health at your school. just go in and say you got a cough that keeps you up at night and a sore throat or some bullshit and say reg cough syrup didnt help. they’ll hook you up with a bottle. theres 2 different strength prescriptions. don’t keep going back all the time just once every few months or you wont get it from them.
you can just drink the whole bottle and you’ll get pretty fucked up without drinking any alcohol.
good list, few good one’s missing though:
1. Steven Jackson’s praying hands holding a handgun on his stomach
2. DeShawn Stevenson’s backwards Pittsburgh Pirates “P” on his cheek and the Abe Lincoln $5 bill on his neck
3. Shawn Marion’s Chinese characters that he thought stand for “the Matrix”, but actually stand for “Demon Bird Mothballs”
4.MMA fighter Melvin Costa’s “I Have a Small Penis” tattoo on his stomach
Rick Reilly did an article on this back in November, here’s the link http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/story?columnist=reilly_rick&id=4644126&sportCat=nba
reggie millers tat is the gayest fuckin thing ive ever seen and who the fuck cares about stephen baldwin
wow dirk digglers a huge faggot