23 Celebrities Who Were Probably Drunk When They Got Tattooed
  • by joePA | January 25, 2010 at 11:52 a.m.
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On Friday, actress Helen Mirren told Good Morning America she once got a tattoo a "very, very long time ago" when she was "very, very drunk." She told the morning talk show it was the most shocking thing she could think of doing because only "Hell's Angels, sailors, and prisoners" had tattoos. The regretful Oscar-winning actress also disclosed she is both "utterly disgusted" and "shocked" about the widespread popularity of tattoos. Certainly 64-year-old Mirren isn't the only celebrity to stumble into a tattoo shop during a weekend of debauchery and make a bad decision while under the influence. We've rounded up 23 other celebrities who we assume were drunker than sailors on a rum binge when they decided to get inked. It must be said that we do not actually know whether or not these athletes and movie stars were drunk when they were tattooed; we can only speculate. We left the list commentary-free and unranked. Feel free to unleash your own two cents at the end.

Angelina Jolie

Jason Williams


Tommy Lee


Amy Winehouse


Pink


Dennis Rodman


Levi Johnston


Stephen Baldwin


Lil' Wayne


Marquis Daniels


Jeff Monson


Steve O


Jason Giambi


Scarlett Johansson


Jamie Foxx


Mark Wahlberg


Gilbert Arenas


Johnny Depp


Reggie Miller


Pamela Anderson


Mike Tyson


Megan Fox



Tom Arnold

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Comments

by Ima Stone Her Bro | January 25, 2010 at 12:06 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds
lil wayne gets them whenever he wants. in his documentary he gets one like on his tour bus. he also says he doesnt drink. he just gets fuckin baked out of his mind. and sips on that purp. so he's fucked up either way. haha
by Ima Stone Her Bro | January 25, 2010 at 12:08 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds
oh shit. also is that miley cyrus with stephen baldwin? wtf?
by Rafa Bronitez | January 25, 2010 at 12:24 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds
What about Nick Cannon's enormous "Mariah" tat on his back? had to be drunk to get that crazy bitch's name on his back
http://www.sojones.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Nick_Cannon_upper_back_tattoo.png
by Albert Chaynesworth | January 25, 2010 at 12:34 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds
Wayne must have a million dollars in ink on his body
by Bigg Thikness | January 25, 2010 at 1:58 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds
wut is this purp stuff? i want some to get fucked up
by Northern Bro | January 25, 2010 at 2:31 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds
"Purp": I remember reading that Lil Wayne kept drinking some strong cough syrup mix during his GQ interview last year. Maybe that's it. Hava also heard some rappers going on about drinking sizzurp (syrup). I don't know for sure, though: not much purp/sizzurp drinking going on up here in Canada.
by Spencer BROss | January 25, 2010 at 2:45 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds
purp is prometh codine mixed with sprite or vodka or both if youre sweet and usually a jolly rancher or two mized in...commonly referred to as "leaning" by the purp drinking community, it is the intoxicated state you are in after consuming said beverage
by BRO-tein Shake | January 25, 2010 at 2:46 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds
TOM got his removed, it's part of his new stand up.
by Anonymous | January 25, 2010 at 3:18 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds
Lil Wayne doesn't drink.

"Weed and syrup...til I die."
by Maslow | January 25, 2010 at 4:49 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds
Um, let me just say that Steve-O's tatoo is the shit dot com. Amazing! Hopefully one day I'll be cool enough to get a tatoo of myself on my back.
by Anonymous | January 25, 2010 at 5:31 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds
Lil wayne does drink retards..."I was drinking fo' i came, when I got here I did the same, I don't like beer I like champagne"...
by BROwshon Moreno | January 25, 2010 at 6:25 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds
Nah weezy doesnt drink, he said he stays off it in the carter, but his got the styrofoam cup in every other shot of him
by Brohio | January 25, 2010 at 7:37 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds
His cup is for his codine. Thats why it got that black censor bar over it in his "A Milli" video. He says he doesn't drink because he's a tiny dude and would get him too fucked up. He said he might have a few glasses of champagne, but mostly its sizzurp and blunts, which he apparently chain smokes like some people chain smoke cigs.
by Dangleitis | January 25, 2010 at 9:53 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds
you can get the codine/purp/sizzurp if you hit up student health at your school. just go in and say you got a cough that keeps you up at night and a sore throat or some bullshit and say reg cough syrup didnt help. they'll hook you up with a bottle. theres 2 different strength prescriptions. don't keep going back all the time just once every few months or you wont get it from them.

you can just drink the whole bottle and you'll get pretty fucked up without drinking any alcohol.
by Judge Bro Brown | January 25, 2010 at 11:05 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds
good list, few good one's missing though:

1. Steven Jackson's praying hands holding a handgun on his stomach

2. DeShawn Stevenson's backwards Pittsburgh Pirates "P" on his cheek and the Abe Lincoln $5 bill on his neck

3. Shawn Marion's Chinese characters that he thought stand for "the Matrix", but actually stand for "Demon Bird Mothballs"

4.MMA fighter Melvin Costa's "I Have a Small Penis" tattoo on his stomach

Rick Reilly did an article on this back in November, here's the link http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/story?columnist=reilly_rick&id=4644126&sportCat=nba
by floyd chayweather | January 27, 2010 at 12:23 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds
reggie millers tat is the gayest fuckin thing ive ever seen and who the fuck cares about stephen baldwin
by Anonymous | January 27, 2010 at 9:39 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds
wow dirk digglers a huge faggot

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