The SmashFest 100-Song Party Playlist: Penetration Edition

[inline:hale]Editor's Note: For previous playlists from The Hale Storm, click here. To check out The Hale Storm's blog, click here. This is one party playlist for the ages. These songs need to be cranked up to the moon and blasted through the musical system that surrounds your dance floor. This set of 100 house thumpers pre-unhitches belts and zippers alike, creating a smoother transition from the dirty dance floor to the place of Kama Sutra worship. Partying hard is a part of every collegiate bro's life, and there are certain nights that need a little something extra to get the emotions flowing along side the Keystones. Music is the most important aspect of a drank-banger because without it, you can think clearly. Bad decisions need to be made on any night out, and when you have music spewing out of the system at a thousand beats per second with ass-grinding motions and social boners flying around the room, things get real weird, real fast.

SmashFest: Penetration Edition begins with a beat that I can only define as rage-bubbles and it starts your night off like a shot of Jameson. "Shot Caller" has the quotient to get the tall cans a-crackin like jokes and the keg tops a-droppin in to unsuspecting drink vessels. Once the buzz has launched and the smiles emerge, the night begins to evolve. Knowing how these nights are pieced together, this playlist combines new window-shakers with some of the good old stuff that we can sing along to. A balanced playlist takes a meticulous hand, and making sure all the songs meet the demand of the party is essential. So here it is: the ultimate party playlist. One hundred songs deep, with every second of each track adding towards the progression of the evening. We all know that all the collegiate bros out there will be having a big weekend back at school in the coming days, and are looking to re-make their mark on some young dandelions. Every song on this penetration playlist has gone through extensive critique, and each has been tested in the wild to ensure maximum social lubrication. It has been a nice break, but it is time to reunite. We need to gather, share some laughs, blast some tunes, and enter a brown-out stage that eventually fades to black. This playlist guarantees a solid time and will create a stir both on and off campus, wherever that may be.

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The Playlist: 1. "Shot Caller" -- Ian Carey 2. "Never Leave You" -- Tinchy Stryder featuring Amelle Berrabah 3. "Celebration" -- Madonna featuring Akon 4. "Pearly Gates" -- Pitbull 5. "The Opposite of Adults" -- Chiddy Bang 6. "In My Head" -- Jason Derulo 7. "When The Sun Comes Down" -- R.I.O. 8. "Night by Night (Redial Remix)" -- Chromeo 9. "I Dare You" -- Kevin Cossom featuring Rick Ross & Lil Jon 10. "Waking Up In Vegas (Remix)" -- Katy Perry 11. "Won't Go Quietly" -- Example 12. "Drop The World" -- Lil Wayne featuring Eminem 13. "Shine On" -- Sunloverz 14. "Hard (Jump Smokers Remix)" -- Rihanna 15. "Morning After Dark (Moto Blanco)" -- Timbaland featuring Nelly Furtado 16. "Do It All Night" -- Darius & Finlay 17. "Break Your Heart" -- Taio Cruz featuring Ludacris 18. "Go Hard" -- Iyaz featuring Rock City 19. "Sweet Dreams (Smash Mode Radio)" -- Beyonce 20. "Knockout" -- Lil Wayne featuring Nicky Minaj 21. "Starry Eyed Surprise" -- Paul Oakenfold 22. "Reloaded" -- Lady GaGa 23. "Your Love Is My Drug" -- Ke$ha 24. "No Other One" -- Taio Cruz 25. "Get Brain" -- Porter Robinson 26. "United State of Pop 2009" -- DJ Earworm 27. "You Are" -- Rock City 28. "Feel So Good" -- Deepside Deejays 29. "Finally Moving Remix" -- Pretty Lights 30. "New Life" -- Fedde Le Grand 31. "She Wolf (Pain Remix)" -- Shakira featuring T-Pain 32. "Miss Everything" -- Sugababes featuring Sean Kingston 33. "Get U Home" -- Shwayze featuring LMFAO 34. "Memories" -- David Guetta featuring Kid Cudi 35. "Number One" -- Tinchy Stryder featuring N. Dubz 36. "Bring Me Down" -- Mike Posner featuring Big Sean 37. "Rocket In The Sky" -- Benassi Bros. 38. "Replay" -- Iyaz 39. "Ridin Solo" -- Jason Derulo 40. "A Beautiful Day" -- Tom Boxer 41. "Sexy Bitch" -- Akon featuring David Guetta 42. "I Wanna Know Now (Bob Marley, MGMT)" -- Xaphoon Jones 43. "Summer of Love" -- Sunloverz 44. "Pjanoo Fever" -- Eric Prydz featuring Scarlettes 45. "1901" -- Phoenix 46. "Down" -- Jay Sean 47. "Forever (Travis Barker Remix)" -- Drake, Kanye, Lil Wayne, Eminem 48. "Crazy Loop" -- Crazy Loop 49. "Rise Up" -- Yves Larock 50. "All The Above" -- Maino ft. T-Pain 51. "Take Me Back" -- Tinchy Stryder featuring Taio Cruz 52. "September" -- Earth, Wind & Fire 53. "Tik Tok" -- Ke$ha 54. "Everybodys Free" -- Global Deejays featuring Rozalla 55. "Daylight" -- Matt and Kim 56. "Blackbird" -- Benassi Bros. 57. "My Life" -- Chanel 58. "I Want You Back" -- Jackson 5 59. "Tab Open" -- Samuel Adams 60. "I Like The Way" -- Eddy Wata 61. "Party In The USA/Bullshit" -- Biggie Smalls and Miley Cyrus 62. "Evacuate The Dancefloor" -- Cascada 63. "New In Town" -- Little Boots 64. "Fed Up" -- DJ Khaled 65. "Mr. Lonely" -- Milkman 66. "Dirty Talk" -- Wynter Gordon featuring David Guetta 67. "Whatcha Say" -- Jason Derulo 68. "Hey Ya" -- Outkast 69. "Move On Baby" -- Anthem 70. "Yes" -- LMFAO 71. "One Time" -- Justin Bieber 72. "Lets Get Retarded" -- Black Eyed Peas 73. "Holding Me Kissing Me" -- Colours 74. "Pour Some Sugar On Me" -- Def Leopard 75. "Beautiful" -- Akon 76. "Just Dance" -- Lady GaGa 77. "Feel Alive" -- Benassi Bros. 78. "Wavin Flag" -- Knaan 79. "Body Language (featuring T-Pain) "Jesse McCartney 80. "Sleepy Head" -- Passion Pit 81. "Dancing" -- Tom Boxer featuring Mike Diamondz 82. "Club Love" -- Usher featuring Taylor Swift 83. "Shots" -- LMFAO featuring Lil Jon 84. "Make It Hot" -- Wiz Khalifa 85. "Take It Off" -- Ke$ha 86. "Love Is Gone" -- David Guetta 87. "Bulletproof" -- La Roux 88. "Bottoms Up" -- Keke Palmer 89. "Stayin Alive" -- Bee Gees 90. "Revolver" -- David Guetta & Madonna 91. "Infinity" -- Guru Josh Project 92. "Don't Stop The Music" -- Rihanna 93. "Thriller" -- Michael Jackson 94. "Birthday" -- Jeremih 95. "Cudi Zone "Kid Cudi 96. "Jai Ho" -- A.R. Rahman 97. "Rock" -- Akon 98. "Telephone" -- Lady Gaga featuring Beyonce 99. "3" -- Britney Spears 100. "I Get Money" -- Kevin Cossom