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This is one party playlist for the ages. These songs need to be cranked up to the moon and blasted through the musical system that surrounds your dance floor. This set of 100 house thumpers pre-unhitches belts and zippers alike, creating a smoother transition from the dirty dance floor to the place of Kama Sutra worship. Partying hard is a part of every collegiate bro's life, and there are certain nights that need a little something extra to get the emotions flowing along side the Keystones. Music is the most important aspect of a drank-banger because without it, you can think clearly. Bad decisions need to be made on any night out, and when you have music spewing out of the system at a thousand beats per second with ass-grinding motions and social boners flying around the room, things get real weird, real fast.

SmashFest: Penetration Edition begins with a beat that I can only define as rage-bubbles and it starts your night off like a shot of Jameson. "Shot Caller" has the quotient to get the tall cans a-crackin like jokes and the keg tops a-droppin in to unsuspecting drink vessels. Once the buzz has launched and the smiles emerge, the night begins to evolve. Knowing how these nights are pieced together, this playlist combines new window-shakers with some of the good old stuff that we can sing along to. A balanced playlist takes a meticulous hand, and making sure all the songs meet the demand of the party is essential.

So here it is: the ultimate party playlist. One hundred songs deep, with every second of each track adding towards the progression of the evening. We all know that all the collegiate bros out there will be having a big weekend back at school in the coming days, and are looking to re-make their mark on some young dandelions. Every song on this penetration playlist has gone through extensive critique, and each has been tested in the wild to ensure maximum social lubrication. It has been a nice break, but it is time to reunite. We need to gather, share some laughs, blast some tunes, and enter a brown-out stage that eventually fades to black. This playlist guarantees a solid time and will create a stir both on and off campus, wherever that may be.

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The Playlist:
1. "Shot Caller" -- Ian Carey
2. "Never Leave You" -- Tinchy Stryder featuring Amelle Berrabah
3. "Celebration" -- Madonna featuring Akon
4. "Pearly Gates" -- Pitbull
5. "The Opposite of Adults" -- Chiddy Bang
6. "In My Head" -- Jason Derulo
7. "When The Sun Comes Down" -- R.I.O.
8. "Night by Night (Redial Remix)" -- Chromeo
9. "I Dare You" -- Kevin Cossom featuring Rick Ross & Lil Jon
10. "Waking Up In Vegas (Remix)" -- Katy Perry
11. "Won't Go Quietly" -- Example
12. "Drop The World" -- Lil Wayne featuring Eminem
13. "Shine On" -- Sunloverz
14. "Hard (Jump Smokers Remix)" -- Rihanna
15. "Morning After Dark (Moto Blanco)" -- Timbaland featuring Nelly Furtado
16. "Do It All Night" -- Darius & Finlay
17. "Break Your Heart" -- Taio Cruz featuring Ludacris
18. "Go Hard" -- Iyaz featuring Rock City
19. "Sweet Dreams (Smash Mode Radio)" -- Beyonce
20. "Knockout" -- Lil Wayne featuring Nicky Minaj
21. "Starry Eyed Surprise" -- Paul Oakenfold
22. "Reloaded" -- Lady GaGa
23. "Your Love Is My Drug" -- Ke$ha
24. "No Other One" -- Taio Cruz
25. "Get Brain" -- Porter Robinson
26. "United State of Pop 2009" -- DJ Earworm
27. "You Are" -- Rock City
28. "Feel So Good" -- Deepside Deejays
29. "Finally Moving Remix" -- Pretty Lights
30. "New Life" -- Fedde Le Grand
31. "She Wolf (Pain Remix)" -- Shakira featuring T-Pain
32. "Miss Everything" -- Sugababes featuring Sean Kingston
33. "Get U Home" -- Shwayze featuring LMFAO
34. "Memories" -- David Guetta featuring Kid Cudi
35. "Number One" -- Tinchy Stryder featuring N. Dubz
36. "Bring Me Down" -- Mike Posner featuring Big Sean
37. "Rocket In The Sky" -- Benassi Bros.
38. "Replay" -- Iyaz
39. "Ridin Solo" -- Jason Derulo
40. "A Beautiful Day" -- Tom Boxer
41. "Sexy Bitch" -- Akon featuring David Guetta
42. "I Wanna Know Now (Bob Marley, MGMT)" -- Xaphoon Jones
43. "Summer of Love" -- Sunloverz
44. "Pjanoo Fever" -- Eric Prydz featuring Scarlettes
45. "1901" -- Phoenix
46. "Down" -- Jay Sean
47. "Forever (Travis Barker Remix)" -- Drake, Kanye, Lil Wayne, Eminem
48. "Crazy Loop" -- Crazy Loop
49. "Rise Up" -- Yves Larock
50. "All The Above" -- Maino ft. T-Pain
51. "Take Me Back" -- Tinchy Stryder featuring Taio Cruz
52. "September" -- Earth, Wind & Fire
53. "Tik Tok" -- Ke$ha
54. "Everybodys Free" -- Global Deejays featuring Rozalla
55. "Daylight" -- Matt and Kim
56. "Blackbird" -- Benassi Bros.
57. "My Life" -- Chanel
58. "I Want You Back" -- Jackson 5
59. "Tab Open" -- Samuel Adams
60. "I Like The Way" -- Eddy Wata
61. "Party In The USA/Bullshit" -- Biggie Smalls and Miley Cyrus
62. "Evacuate The Dancefloor" -- Cascada
63. "New In Town" -- Little Boots
64. "Fed Up" -- DJ Khaled
65. "Mr. Lonely" -- Milkman
66. "Dirty Talk" -- Wynter Gordon featuring David Guetta
67. "Whatcha Say" -- Jason Derulo
68. "Hey Ya" -- Outkast
69. "Move On Baby" -- Anthem
70. "Yes" -- LMFAO
71. "One Time" -- Justin Bieber
72. "Lets Get Retarded" -- Black Eyed Peas
73. "Holding Me Kissing Me" -- Colours
74. "Pour Some Sugar On Me" -- Def Leopard
75. "Beautiful" -- Akon
76. "Just Dance" -- Lady GaGa
77. "Feel Alive" -- Benassi Bros.
78. "Wavin Flag" -- Knaan
79. "Body Language (featuring T-Pain) "Jesse McCartney
80. "Sleepy Head" -- Passion Pit
81. "Dancing" -- Tom Boxer featuring Mike Diamondz
82. "Club Love" -- Usher featuring Taylor Swift
83. "Shots" -- LMFAO featuring Lil Jon
84. "Make It Hot" -- Wiz Khalifa
85. "Take It Off" -- Ke$ha
86. "Love Is Gone" -- David Guetta
87. "Bulletproof" -- La Roux
88. "Bottoms Up" -- Keke Palmer
89. "Stayin Alive" -- Bee Gees
90. "Revolver" -- David Guetta & Madonna
91. "Infinity" -- Guru Josh Project
92. "Don't Stop The Music" -- Rihanna
93. "Thriller" -- Michael Jackson
94. "Birthday" -- Jeremih
95. "Cudi Zone "Kid Cudi
96. "Jai Ho" -- A.R. Rahman
97. "Rock" -- Akon
98. "Telephone" -- Lady Gaga featuring Beyonce
99. "3" -- Britney Spears
100. "I Get Money" -- Kevin Cossom