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The Top 10 Craziest Hairlines in Sports

by joePA | January 13, 2010 - 8:45am | 12 comments - 66 reads
If you happened to catch last night's Florida vs. Kentucky game, you may have noticed Alex Tyus rocking gnarly locks with a monster receding hairline. Here at BroBible, we were both mesmerized and distracted by his flowing, Predator-esque hairstyle. We weren't the only ones shocked by the mammoth hairline and the velociraptor growing on the back of the Gators center's head. In fact, the topic has sparked an entertaining discussion on a Kentucky fan message board, drawing comparisons to other famous movie monsters, including the Na'vi warriors in James Cameron's "Avatar" and the aliens in the "Fifth Element." This morning, the UF junior inspired our hack research team to slap together a list of the 10 craziest hairlines in sports. We can confidently say that all 10 of these sports figures proudly flaunt a convertible in the front and grizzly bear in the back. 10. Alex Tyus Junior Center at the University of Florida [inline:tyus] Read the rest of the list after the jump...

9. Taribo West Former defender, Nigerian national soccer team [inline:west] 8. Jerry Rice Former NFL wide receiver [inline:rice] 7. Jeff Garcia Former NFL quarterback [inline:garcia] 6. Kevin Greene Former NFL linebacker and defensive end [inline:green] 5. Vladimir Guerrero MLB designated hitter and right fielder [inline:vla] 4. Brian Engblom Former NHL defender and current Versus broadcaster [inline:brian2] [inline:brian] 3. Gene Keady Former basketball coach at Purdue University [inline:gene1] [inline:gene2] 2. Dee Brown Former NBA shooting guard [inline:dee] 1. Hulk Hogan Professional wrestler [inline:hulk1] [inline:hulk2] Photo credits: Jeff Garcia pic via Sports Illustrated Gene Keady pic via All Left Turns Vladimir Guerrero pic via Maxim If you have another eccentric hairline worth considering for the list, squawk out in the comments.

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Posted by Brosephus Maximus on Wednesday, January 13, 2010 at 9:22am

Joleon Lescott

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Clubs/Club_Home/2009/9/4/1252069877299/Joleon-Lescott-001.jpg

Posted by Boiler up on Wednesday, January 13, 2010 at 9:56am

I can’t tell you how upset I would have been if the cats would have lost last night. Not just because I despise Florida but because this dude plays for them. He looks like Brandon Spike’s dad. The sad thing is that his jump shot was just as terrifying if not worse than his haircut.

Posted by NYSF on Wednesday, January 13, 2010 at 9:58am

University of purdue?  No, Purdue university

Posted by Chayberham Lincoln on Wednesday, January 13, 2010 at 10:18am

Fixed. Thanks boiler up!

Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 13, 2010 at 12:20pm

Engblom has 50 year old bro flow.  You put a pro7 on that noggin with some tilt.. and he’s a contender for the flow contest.

Posted by Broton Power on Wednesday, January 13, 2010 at 4:11pm

http://thewareaglereader.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/jjsweatshirt.jpg

julio jones

Posted by The Big Lebroski on Thursday, January 14, 2010 at 7:00am

boiler down, purdue is gay and anti-bro, you purdouchebags.

Posted by Brady Cole on Thursday, January 14, 2010 at 9:25am

http://poorlydressed.com/2009/12/08/it-doesn’t-explain-the-sleeveless-shirts/

Posted by The Hungry Bro on Thursday, January 14, 2010 at 9:52am

Welcome to the rangers vlad!!

Posted by AZ on Friday, January 15, 2010 at 7:16am

Alex Tyus should be #1. That shit is fruity!

Posted by Dr. Bro on Tuesday, February 16, 2010 at 11:00am

how can you miss Al Iafrate?

http://www.americanhockeyfan.com/uploaded_images/Picture-1-775691.png

Posted by clax16 on Monday, March 1, 2010 at 9:25am

shane battier’s creeping hairline?
http://blogs.newsobserver.com/editor/shane-battier-cult-hero

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