The Top 10 Craziest Hairlines in Sports

by joePA | January 13, 2010 at 12:45 p.m.
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Category: SPORTS

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If you happened to catch last night's Florida vs. Kentucky game, you may have noticed Alex Tyus rocking gnarly locks with a monster receding hairline. Here at BroBible, we were both mesmerized and distracted by his flowing, Predator-esque hairstyle. We weren't the only ones shocked by the mammoth hairline and the velociraptor growing on the back of the Gators center's head. In fact, the topic has sparked an entertaining discussion on a Kentucky fan message board, drawing comparisons to other famous movie monsters, including the Na'vi warriors in James Cameron's "Avatar" and the aliens in the "Fifth Element." This morning, the UF junior inspired our hack research team to slap together a list of the 10 craziest hairlines in sports. We can confidently say that all 10 of these sports figures proudly flaunt a convertible in the front and grizzly bear in the back.

10. Alex Tyus
Junior Center at the University of Florida

Read the rest of the list after the jump...

9. Taribo West
Former defender, Nigerian national soccer team

8. Jerry Rice
Former NFL wide receiver

7. Jeff Garcia
Former NFL quarterback

6. Kevin Greene
Former NFL linebacker and defensive end

5. Vladimir Guerrero
MLB designated hitter and right fielder

4. Brian Engblom
Former NHL defender and current Versus broadcaster

3. Gene Keady
Former basketball coach at Purdue University

2. Dee Brown
Former NBA shooting guard

1. Hulk Hogan
Professional wrestler

Photo credits:
Jeff Garcia pic via Sports Illustrated
Gene Keady pic via All Left Turns
Vladimir Guerrero pic via Maxim

If you have another eccentric hairline worth considering for the list, squawk out in the comments.

Topic:
FUNNY PHOTOS

Tags:

weird hair

university of florida

Comments

by Brodinho | January 13, 2010 at 1:22 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

Joleon Lescott

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Clubs/Club_Home/2009/9/4/1252069877299/Joleon-Lescott-001.jpg

by Chad Bro Chocinco | January 13, 2010 at 1:56 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

I can't tell you how upset I would have been if the cats would have lost last night. Not just because I despise Florida but because this dude plays for them. He looks like Brandon Spike's dad. The sad thing is that his jump shot was just as terrifying if not worse than his haircut.

by Boiler up | January 13, 2010 at 1:58 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

University of purdue? No, Purdue university

by joePA | January 13, 2010 at 2:18 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

Fixed. Thanks boiler up!

by Anonymous | January 13, 2010 at 4:20 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

Engblom has 50 year old bro flow. You put a pro7 on that noggin with some tilt.. and he's a contender for the flow contest.

by Anonymous | January 13, 2010 at 8:11 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

http://thewareaglereader.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/jjsweatshirt.jpg

julio jones

by ct203 | January 14, 2010 at 11:00 a.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

boiler down, purdue is gay and anti-bro, you purdouchebags.

by Riders of Brohan | January 14, 2010 at 1:25 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

http://poorlydressed.com/2009/12/08/it-doesn%E2%80%99t-explain-the-sleeveless-shirts/

by Brady Cole | January 14, 2010 at 1:52 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

Welcome to the rangers vlad!!

by BeBop & RockSteady | January 15, 2010 at 11:16 a.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

Alex Tyus should be #1. That shit is fruity!

by Anonymous | February 16, 2010 at 3:00 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

how can you miss Al Iafrate?

http://www.americanhockeyfan.com/uploaded_images/Picture-1-775691.png

by Def1 | March 1, 2010 at 1:25 p.m. » Flag as Out of Bounds

shane battier's creeping hairline?
http://blogs.newsobserver.com/editor/shane-battier-cult-hero

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