If there is one thing that we all might agree on it is that we cannot fill our bellies with enough beautiful women. We want them all day, every day and if we never agree on anything else, in the comments or otherwise, this bond will weld us together forever.

We are a society that loves "it" girls: women that are here for a moment and then disappear from our lives forever. Sure, a few lucky broads stay the course -- Angelina, Aniston, Madonna, etc. But for every success story we have 10 stories about chicks our society quickly used up and spit out. Not because they are no longer hot or they lost their ability to act or sing, but because we are men, and as such, we are finicky mother fuckers. You can blame it on a number of things, but our inherent fear of commitment and our natural love for diverse pussy has to be near the top.

Last night, as I was watching TV, something hit me. A commercial came on for a new movie starring Harrison Ford and Brendon Fraser -- how he continues to find work as an actor eats me alive. Anyway, while watching the preview and trying to keep cool over my intense hatred for Fraser (someone seriously needs to assassinate him already), I noticed something: The chick that was in the show "Felicity" (Keri Russell) is in this movie. After seeing her -- an actress who fell off the earth and could have died without me ever being the wiser -- I started to think about all the sexy girls I once loved, but only for a moment because they immediately fell off the map after one big movie role or one hit song. I'm not talking about women who had their shot for years or those that are past their prime like Meg Ryan or Sharon Stone, but rather those chicks who never really grasped the spotlight long enough for our society to justify their exile. Something Megan Fox is clearly hell bent on doing.

The starlets below might still be working in their respective fields, in some minuscule capacity, but for all I know many could be common street whores by now. That said, I think some of them deserve a second chance and in some instances (see: Honorable Mention) a large hypodermic needle full of botox to the face. If I happened to miss any broads that you find worthy of a Christ-like resurrection, please chime in.

Ali Landry (photo above)
You might know her from: Sexy Doritos commercial during the Superbowl
This former Miss USAs run of success and fame may have been brief, but while she was soaking up her 15 minutes, she managed to get hitched to A.C. Slater for one of those minutes. Literally, their marriage lasted for roughly one minute. Two weeks after their nuptials, Ali had the marriage annulled when she found out that A.C. had trouble keeping his dick inside his pleated black jeans when he was around other women.


Shannyn Sossamon
You might know her from: "A Knights Tale"
She was the first girl who came to mind when I thought of this list and she is the sole reason I suffered through a movie that included Josh Hartnett, "40 Days and 40 Nights." There was a time when I would have eaten her un-wiped asshole. No questions asked.


Amerie
You might know her from: The 2005 single "1 Thing"
With a face as attractive as hers, there has got to be a second chance in her future. Resurrect your career, Amerie! If not for yourself, do it for my penis and the enjoyment you once brought it.


Autumn Reeser
You might know her from: "The O.C." (You watched it, don't lie.)
She was easily the hottest girl on the show, although her only competition for that crown was Rachel Bilson since Mischa Barton was immediately disqualified for looking like a sloth.


JoJo
You might know her from: The 2004 single "Leave (Get out)"
In 2004, I could have cared less about her; she was like 14 years old and pedophilia isn't my idea of a good time. But now she's 19 and more importantly, she has some tits attached to that svelte little torso of hers. I propose that she take a page out of Tara Reid's guide to saving a career and do Playboy.


Piper Perabo
You might know her from: "Coyote Ugly"
How the fuck do you go from leading lady to being one of Steve Martins kids in Cheaper by the Dozen? Her agent should be shot.


Claire Forlani
You might know her fromMallrats
Back in the 90s Forlani was in a few big movies: The Rock, Meet Joe Black, Antitrust, The Last Time I Committed Suicide." O.K., I only included that last one because the title made me giggle, but you get the point. When I took a glance deeper into her filmography the only movie I recognized in the last 10 years was Bobby Jones: Stroke of Genius and I'm pretty sure that was a porno.


Rachel Leigh Cook
You might know her from: "She's All That"
I have taken dumps with more talent than her and Freddie Prinze Jr. combined but she is still hot enough to host some dogshit show on the Travel Channel.


Erika Christensen
You might know her from: "Traffic" and "Swim Fan"
OK, she might not be a total smoke but she is a decent actress and I would still fuck the snot out of her most days of the week. That admission alone ought to count for something, right?


Jessica Rabbit
You might know her from: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Goddamn she is a sexual beast. If I had any idea how to operate my cock at the time I saw this movie, there is no doubt in my mind that I would have jerked off right in theater. Sadly, I was only 6 in 1988 and boners hadn't yet been discovered.

Honorable Mention: Most of these chicks didn't make the list because their faces currently look about as sexy as a baboon's ass.
Kristie Swanson
Laurie Loughlin
Elisabeth Shue
Fiona Apple
Lisa Loeb
Thora Birch
Lauren Holly
Bridgette Wilson